30+ Funny Tinder Bios (Examples For You To Steal)

If you’re looking for funny tinder bio examples, you’ve just entered heaven.

I’ve gathered and selected some of the funniest Tinder profile texts here for your to borrow and steal from.

Or, if you’ve feeling brave, to get inspired and create your own unique masterpiece with the tips I’ve added.

Here’s what you get in this article:

  • A collection of Funny Tinder bio examples for you to steal from
  • A marketing trick to make her text you without saying anything first
  • What I did to my bio to triple my matches
  • A fun to use checklist that tells you what part Tinder Profile sucks
  • One simple trick to change your current bio into a bio that WORKS
  • 30+ examples for guys and gals for a funny about me text!

By the way, did you know I created The Profile Checklist. You just fill in the blanks, and you discover where your profile is lacking the necessary attraction switches. As a bonus, I review a Tinder profile from a reader, using The Profile Checklist. Knowing your flaws will get you on the path to multiplying your matches. Download it here for free.

Funny Tinder Bio Examples for guys and for girls

Let’s look at some of the best Tinder bios we could find when scrutinizing the web.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women

I recently broke up with my girlfriend because she didn’t know how I liked my coffee.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women.

Without other people’s dick in it.

Human Sexuality

I got a B+ in Human Sexuality in college, so let’s just say I know my way around a

*checks poorly scribbled notes*

Cliboris

I may like being choked

I may like being choked but sea turtles don’t… pick up your fucking trash.

Not the type to hold in farts for

I’m not the type of girl you have to hold in farts for, but rather the type of girl you want to hold in farts for.

Game of Thrones Cersei Quote

You want a queen Earn one.

You want a whore? Buy me 3 shots of Tequila.

Game of Thrones Cersei Quote #2

If you want a whore, give me $2, if you want a queen, you’ve come to the wrong place.

Holy Tip:

One of the quickest way to repel girls, is by having poor spelling and grammar. Multiple studies have made this clear.

If you’re messing up your spelling and grammar more often than not, then your match will think you’re a dummy.

Some studies showed us that correct grammar is the second biggest turn off, after proper grooming.

Want to come across as a a little boy just entering puberty? Go ahead and write things as wyd, R U ok?, roflmao, and son on.

Want to come across as more manly and dominant? Try using correct spelling, grammar, and punctuation. A sentence starting with a capitalized letter and ending with a punctuation mark, has a more formal feel to it.

And there’s more.

Here’s a little something dating coaches don’t talk about, because they don’t want you to be aware of it.

I don’t mind sharing it, so enjoy this golden nugget:

Ever wondered why all my articles have loads of white space in between the text lines? Not only my articles, but any site that revolves around releasing lots of written content.

People don’t want to read big chunks of text, it’s too much work!

It’s scary! They don’t have time for that.

So we chop everything into little chunks, easier for you to process.

Now why am I telling you my secrets?

Because they are useful for you too.

Don’t write your bio as one big chunk of text. Use hard returns (enters).

Just like this guy did in his bio:

I recently broke up with my girlfriend because she didn’t know how I liked my coffee.

I like my coffee the same way I like my women.

Without other people’s dick in it.

Looks way more inviting to read than if it was one big lump.

I’ve got another VERY effective copywriting trick for you. One that makes her text you before you even said anything. But that’s for later in the article.

I like bots

I like bots because for a short time it feels like someone actually likes me.

I’m on Tinder to make friends

I’m on Tinder to make friends the same way I’m on PornHub to see the plumber repair the sink.

I need a girlfriend for clickbait

Hi guys, I am actually 11 years old but I need a gf that can be in my Minecraft vids so I can use you for clickbait and get more views thanks.

WARNING: Joking about underage could possibly get you banned. Here’s how I found out:

Photoshop Paradise

This profile text format can work when personalized. But the photoshopped Tinder photos are what stand out.

Never lost an arm wrestle…

I’m cute but never lost an arm wrestle.

No thanks to spicing up your dying relationship with a threesome. If I wanted to disappoint two people at once, I’d go to dinner with my parents.

Holy Tip:

Humor is KEY.

Your bio needs to evoke emotions in your match. One of the easiest ways of doing so, is by making her laugh.

Some bios in this collection do many things at once…

…but almost all of them make you laugh.

Who wouldn’t want to hang with someone that makes you el-oh-el?

A quick way to add an extra layer to the joke in your profile text, is by using a plot twist. Think of this bio:

I’m the kinda guy you can take home to meet your mom. She’ll think I’m super funny, and charming… and cute, but actually kind of sexy at the same time? She falls in love with me. I… think I feel the same way. We get married. I’m your dad now.

I confront you, “young lady why are you on Tinder?” You’re now grounded.

A bio that starts out normal but then suddenly turns into a joke, catches your match off gaurd. This sudden surprise is often enough to make someone swipe right. Or even share your profile in the girls group chat.

Fuck the police

Have you ever said “Fuck the police”? Well now’s your chance.

You know what I can’t stand?

You know what I can’t stand? Sorry let me reemphasize.

You know what, I can’t stand.

I like it rough

I like it rough.

Plot twist

Swipe the direction of the one you think is more attractive.

Plot twist: I win both ways.

I get into your head

2nd year psychology student, so I’ll get in your head before giving you head x

Love partying and outdoorsy stuff.

Gymnast, so I’m flexible (draw your own conclusions)

Package deal

We’re a package deal

Marilyn Monroe always said…

Marilyn Monroe always said “if you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best” but she committed suicide: not even Marilyn could handle Marilyn at her worst.

One day…

I’m hoping one day they’ll grow back.

Holy Tip:

You don’t always need to do this, but sometimes this is the difference between 100 and 0 matches.

I’m talking about radically changing your bio depending on your environment.

I usually have challenging, teasing profile texts. But at the moment of writing this, I am in Kiev for a big project.

Long story short: There’s a lot of sex tourists here from countries where men have dark hair and tan skin. Just like me. And girls here hate those sex tourists.

Result: I’m not very popular here. Especially on Tinder.

This was VERY noticeable in my matches and conversations.

Matches were lower than usual and conversations more careful.

So, how did I solve this pesky problem?

By changing my challenging bio into a more boring one. One that made it very clear that I’m not here to buy sex, but rather for a work project. It’s a bio that focussed on creating comfort more than anything.

The result?

My matches went up again and girls stopped asking all these interview questions.

The main takeaway here is this:

Adapt your bio to your needs. If you’re missing flirty vibes in your conversations, then make your bio more flirty.

Does everyone see you as a fuckboy that can’t be trusted? Prove them different in your bio.

And so on…

Bonus points if you keep your profile text funny while doing so.

I’m the kinda guy…

I’m the kinda guy you can take home to meet your mom. She’ll think I’m super funny, and charming… and cute, but actually kind of sexy at the same time? She falls in love with me. I… think I feel the same way. We get married. I’m your dad now.

I confront you, “young lady why are you on Tinder?” You’re now grounded.

Respiratory Therapy Student

Respiratory Therapy Student

Cute enough to take your breath away, smart enough to bring it back.

Pros and Cons

Pros:
– am open to sharing my Netflix account
– can tie cherry stalk into know with my tongue
– can eat 30 chicken nuggets in one sitting

Cons:
– uses sarcasm as a defense mechanism
– nocturnal
– will eat 30 chicken nuggets in one sitting

Picture this…

Picture this, we’re on a date. You take me to a generic restaurant of my choosing then we go out for a drink. After a few I’m a bit tipsy so we head back to my car. Cars on fire, you’re shocked and ready to call 911. You look back at me, I have two marshmallows on a stick ready for roasting and more alcohol. You blush, we cuddle together while my blazing car keeps us warm. We joke, we laugh, you’re about to lean in for a kiss… I chloroform you and rob you. Wasn’t even my car on fire.

Hello Ladies

Hello Ladies,

Look at the last guy you matched, now back to me, now back to the last guy you matched, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped leaving his bio blank, and had better pictures, he could be like me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on tinder with the man of your dreams. What’s in your hand, back to me. It’s a pizza with your favorite toppings on it. Look again, the pizza is now your favorite dog. Anything’s possible when you match me on Tinder.

After the classic Old Spice ad:

Let me sleep in your stupid t-shirts

Let me sleep in your stupid t-shirts and hold your dumb hand you piece of shit.

Holy Tip:

One of TextGod’s main principles to be successful at online dating, is STANDING OUT. There’s plenty of guys doing exactly the same thing. If you can show that you’re different, you’ll pop out and grab girls’ attention.

One way to avoid being like everyone else, is by staying away from the list type of bio that everyone else uses.

– Friends
– Music
– Good food and wine
– Parties
– Family

A classic example of a Tinder bio, used by both men and women. It lists a couple interests, but all it says it: I am exactly like everyone else. I’m just more of the same. And I couldn’t present myself in a more interesting way.

Now I’m going to add some adjectives to that list and make it more appealing on the spot.

Some days I like a cozy winter night with French wine and family, other days I like a steaming all-nighter at a summer festival with wasted friends and pepperoni pizza.

I’m not saying this is THE bio to get laid like a champ, but it’s definitely infinite times better than the original list.

This new bio tells a story. The list told… almost nothing.

You decide which is more interesting:

friends → wasted friends

music → summer festival

Good food and wine → French wine and pepperoni pizza

Parties → all-nighter at a summer festival

Family → cozy night with family

And because we changed the list into two scenarios you like… she now knows she’s with a guy who can do both.

So do yourself a favor, stay away from the factual list bios.

Current relationship status:

Current relationship status:

Made dinner for two. Ate both.

I was kicked off of Tinder twice…

I was kicked off of Tinder twice: once for making a penis shaped Christmas cookie my profile photo, the second because my bio was ‘there’s always money in the banana stand’ and someone mistook that for me being an escort. But like a phoenix I have risen from the ashes unscathed. Round 3, let’s do this.

I always keep a loaded gun…

I always keep a loaded gun on my nightstand in the event of an intruder so I can shoot myself to avoid meeting new people.

Halal

Halal in the streets, haram in the sheets.

Tinder Bio Examples without screenshot:

Looking for a badass, already have a good ass.

You know who else likes food and travel? Everyone else.

I practice safe sex. I tie you to the bed so you won’t fall off.

A muggle in the streets, and a wizard in the sheets.

Daddy issues.

If you like water, you already like 72 percent of me.

I will jump to any height. Just ask, but if you ask me to jump 34 inches I will only jump 32 because that is as high as I can go. So basically I’m saying you are going to get 2 inches less than you’re expecting.

Fat $tacks and petting cats, I’m lonely.

I’ll treat you the way Kanye treats Kanye.

They say “you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take” well I’m always down for shots.

Holy Tip:

Earlier in this article I promised you a Tinder tip to get her texting YOU, before you said anything at all.

And I always say that a man is only worth as much as his word…

…so here it is:

Every copywriter on earth knows about a thing called CTA. Any decent copywriter at least.

If you’re a nerd like me then you might read CTA as Coat of Arms, a great Magic: The Gathering card. Or Call to Arms, a card in Hearthstone so strong that it got nerfed short after release.

Anyway, I digress.

CTA here, means Call To Action.

Where the writers ask the reader to do something. Such as “click this link to try my free Profile Checklist. Do it, it’s fun and it gets you more matches!”

Seriously though, click here and see how I would rate your current online dating profile.

So, what can this CTA do for YOU, my dear reader?

Glad you asked.

Adding a Call To Action can transform your Tinder experience from getting your shlong stroked with sandpaper, to getting your donger stroked by moisturized hands of a Victoria Secret Angel.

How?

By giving them an incentive to text you.

Here’s two examples:

Does pineapple belong on pizza yes or no?

Hit me up with 1 for a cheesy pickup line, 2 for a dad joke.

The best thing about a CTA like this?

It doesn’t do any harm, and some people WILL respond.

Nothing to lose. Only things to gain.

Try it, and thank me later

We’ll keep updating this page with newly found bios and bios sent in by our readers. If you’ve seen anything fresh, don’t hesitate to send us a screenshot at louis@textgod.com

 

 

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