You’re texting a cute girl, but you need help…
You’re wondering how to make a girl laugh over text.
And that’s exactly what you’re going to learn right here! You’ll get the best lines, tricks and jokes to make a girl laugh while chatting.In this article:More...
My 4 best tips to make a girl laugh over text
Here come two of the BIGGEST mistakes men make over text:
- Taking things too seriously
- Making things too serious
Why is that a problem? 90% of the time texting is supposed to be LIGHT and FUN.
Why? Life is serious enough, people socialize over text to take a break from life’s hardships.
And although deep and meaningful conversation is also fun, texting isn’t the medium for this. It’s too impersonal.
Before we start I would recommend watching this video. You’ll get my 4 best tips to make any girl laugh over text:
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Now, let’s get into the meat of how you can make girls laugh while chatting.
1. Create inside jokes
Create a unique connection she has with nobody else, by creating an inside joke.
Step away from any normal chat, and soon you’ll be having conversations like this:
Obviously, this funny sequence was out of this guy’s control, but he chose to build on top of it.
His best course of action would be to get off the respecting-train and change topics.
The good thing about this start? The words ‘respect’ and ‘respecting’ will forever have a special meaning to them.
Inside joke galore.
2. Always be a gentleman
An essential question all good texters know the answer to:
What do girls like more, a man who takes the lead or a gentleman?
The guy in this screenshot opted for number two.
Looks like this convo happened at 02:14 AM.
So it’s not farfetched to assume this girl was feeling horny.
Either way, you can never be safe enough these days, even when sexting.
So this fine gent asked for consent.
Whether it cracked her up or made her unmatch him and switch back to pornhub, we’ll never know.
3. Be rude, in a witty way
Once you build up your texting experience, you’ll notice girls are CRAZY about two things:
- Men who make them laugh
- Astrology and personality tests
As you get better at texting, your conversations with women change.
Suddenly you’ll be answering questions about star signs and debating personality types.
If you’re like most of my readers, you’re more intelligent than the average Joe.
If so, you probably know the secret behind personality tests:
The tests seem true, not because the underlying systems are accurate, but because of the Forer-effect.
So how do you hilariously say you’re not into all this mumbo jumbo?
(If you missed the joke, IDGAF stands for “I don’t give a f#$%”.)
Never be rude for the sake of being rude.
But if you can be rude in a playful and clever way, you’re cheeky.
And women often appreciate cheeky men.
4. Use a sexual innuendo joke
The only reason you’re reading this, is because…
The title includes the word ‘sex’.
On a more serious note, this tip is more valuable than you think..
Look at this screenshot example:
The guy in this screenshot abandoned the usual type of Tinder conversation.
Which shows me he probably knows his stuff.
He goes from serious to sexual in one smooth plot twist. Giving her a rainbow of feels in mere moments.
What’s the takeaway from this screenshot? Innuendos are your friend.
Purposely misinterpreting her words is one of your strongest weapons of seduction.
Not only do you make her laugh over text, misinterpretation also steers the conversation into any direction you want.
5. Do the sexual unnuendo
Although my writing skills are debatable, unnuendo is not a typo.
It’s a discovery. I’ll give its definition:
When you undo someone’s innuendo.
Did someone sexualize something you wrote and you don’t like it?
Do an unnuendo. And if you do the unnuendo in a funny way, it won’t kill the vibe.
Pretty smooth comeback, m’lady. *tips hat*
6. Find funny media and share it
The next trick saves you effort, but doesn’t skimp out on funny.
The internet is overflowing with jokes, memes and cat videos.
If you want to be funny and not work for it, get someone else to do your funny.
- Find a joke, a funny video or picture
- Download it to your phone
- Send it to the lady that grows your corpus spongiosum
7. Send a short funny video with suspense
A crucial insight that you must know if you want to share hilarious content:
Short is better than long.
Better send a 10-20 sec video then one that takes minutes.
Besides video length, here’s an extra tip to make your video extra funny.
Don’t just send your clip right away, build tension.
If she’s like most mortals, she won’t be able to resist the clickbait.
And reply with:
Abuse the power of clickbait and get better laughs.
And if you read further down, I’ll tell you how to use clickbait to get more texts than ever.
8. Use funny and smart comebacks
A good tease is funny, but a good comeback will have people cheering and blowing their party horns.
And will earn you lots of sexy points.
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9. Send a relatable video
Store all jokes and videos onto your phone that remind you of a particular girl and… send them to her.
Obviously, not all in one go. But sprinkle them in when your convo needs more energy and enthusiasm.
As for more ways to make your girlfriend laugh over text…
I just got a brilliant idea for a video you can send her right now.
Suppose she mentioned that she once did something bad.
If you want to make her laugh over text, send her this:
Let me tell you, videos like that are pure genius.
And always get laughs, if it is a video she can actually identify with.
Whatever funny video or joke you send, make sure it’s relatable.
10. Use wordplay texts to make her laugh
Girls are attracted to humor for reasons you may not know.
A big reason is obviously that humor makes her laugh, and laughing feels good.
But another large part of it is more subtle. Someone who can write good jokes is intelligent.
One kind of joke that particularly shows your big brain is wordplay.
Wordplay requires a quick wit. And a quick wit makes women weak in the knees.
Suppose a woman on Bumble opens you with the next line:
It’s rare for a girl to open with more than a plebian “Hey,” so don’t let this one slide!
What do you reply? Let’s first discuss what texts would kill the vibe:
Likely responses. And neither of these replies move the conversation forward.
Because how is she supposed to build on top of those responses without changing topics?
That’s a rhetorical question. She has no choice but to change topics.
So what’s a better reply?
Perfect. Now you’re both working together to make each other laugh.
11. Play Two Truths And A Lie
The game of this tip won’t only make her laugh, but it’ll also build a strong connection.
How deep that connection goes, is completely up to you.
So what game am I talking about? A game you probably played ages ago as a kid.
Two Truths and a Lie.
In case you aren’t familiar, here are the rules:
- The first person says two truths about themselves, and one lie.
- The other person has to try and pick out the lie.
Here are two examples I recently found:
Holy hell. Dark. Probably not the best start of a conversation.
At least the guy knows how to surprise someone. A true plot twist expert.
Now for the second example.
All these conversations were from girls on Bumble.
12. Use her name the right way in a joke
More often than not, name openers create situations like this:
A female friend named Jane gets these by the ton.
And every guy that sends them, sets himself up for rejection.
Don’t be the cliché name guy. All you communicate by making the same joke as thousands before you is:
I think I’m a texting mastermind, but I actually lack the basic awareness to realize that I’m writing the same jokes as a kid from kindergarten who eats paste.
Whenever you get a name-inspired joke, take a deep breath and think:
Is this joke obvious? What are the odds she’s heard it before?”
If the odds are high, skip the joke and send her this:
That communicates you have a big brain. Feel free to improve my line.
The more relevant it is to her, the better.
Want to see a good name-inspired joke?
Check out this guy:
Make one cliché name joke and you’re out. Game over.
Make one clever, original name joke and you’re in. Game on.
I take my hat off to the fine gent who came up with this clever clever CLEVER Tinder opener for a girl named Melanie:
13. Use the clickbait opener
I just rubbed over my crystal ball and have a prediction about you:
You’ve never written an opener that got as much praise as Melanie.
Correct? No worries, bro.
I’ve got just what you need.
It’s the opener that has the highest response rate in our solar system. And it gets you reactions like this:
Besides the opener, you’ll also get access to a secret video that gives you 7 screenshot examples and 2 follow-up texts.
14. Use the empathy opener joke to make her laugh over text
Suppose you match a girl named Mercedes.
Instead of making her laugh with any opener, you have to write a joke about her name.
What would your joke be?
If you came up with a joke relating to the car company, you’ve… failed miserably.
Why? Because every guy she ever met did exactly the same.
Did you playfully MOCK the guys who send her Mercedes jokes?
Then you did pretty good.
Take a look at this guy:
He sent her the empathy opener.
Which he followed up with a name joke of his own.
Not bad at all, good sir.
IMPORTANT: When a name-inspired joke is HYPER obvious, you won’t be the first to show empathy.
Many men will ask her,
Women won’t ever be that harsh, because they’re too nice.
The point is, empathy doesn’t always work.
If you can’t do better than empathy, it may be better to do a different opener altogether.
15. Create suspense for your joke
My best performing opener ABUSES the psychological principle of curiosity.
The opener has two stages.
The first stage asks her an irresistible question.
Which gets you a reply.
The second stage of the opener makes her feel two opposing emotions at the same time.
Which raises her attraction for you.
I bet this all sounds a SUPER vague without an example. Too bad you don’t have one.
Oh wait, you actually get SEVEN screenshot examples right here.
16. Say negative things in a positive way
If you can make people laugh, they’ll be inclined to like you.
Unfortunately, the opposite is also true.
If you often make people feel bad, they’ll be inclined to dislike you.
One of the most common ways to make people feel bad, is by complaining.
No matter what, a complainer will always find something to whine about.
How do you stop complaining? With the power of… Reframing!
Let’s give you an example.
Suppose the girl you’re dating gave you a healthy vegan breakfast shake.
Now you could say :
I’ll reframe it:
The message stays the same: the shake tastes like horseshit.
But one option spreads negativity.
And the other spreads positivity and makes your crush laugh.
17. Personalize every joke while chatting
I’m about to give you a rule that roughly shows you how many laughs your joke will get.
Here’s the rule:
If your joke makes sense to everyone, your joke is…
If your joke only makes sense to one girl, your joke is…
That’s why I always preach about personalized openers.
Firstly, that profile is fake. No woman with a functioning brain would have a profile text like that. That’s a man who made a fake profile with a bio constructed by man-logic.
But the above screenshot does illustrate my point.
That guy’s joke was written specifically for the woman from the profile.
And if she has a good sense of humor, she’d be in stitches.
18. Give funny answers to her boring texts
In the next 60 seconds, you’ll learn how to answer her boring texts.
If you spend a lot of time on Bumble, you’ll often get the next line:
It’s not that all women are sharing the same hivemind. Bumble simply helps out the ladies by giving them openers.
Now, if you have too much on your hands, you could write a unique answer for every woman who asks you.
I prefer to spend my time differently.
So here’s a copy pastable answer of mine. Feel try to use it, or use it as inspiration for your own.
Personally, I’d just send this photo.
Many men add a line of text like some dude on Reddit:
Personally, I think adding to an already perfectly clear photo is a bad idea. Minimalism, my dude.
19. Be the playful idiot
Remember when everyone TeXTeD LiKe tHiS on MSN messenger or ICQ?
That old skool way of texting is pretty ridiculous. Which is why it died down.
That said… Because hardly anyone uses MSN-speak, it’s got a new function.
Imagine you just texted your girlfriend to meet up at the café at 6 PM.
And she responds with:
By writing your message in a fUnNy AnD wEiRd way, it becomes obvious you’re joking.
Please don’t keep writing in MSN-speech if she legitimately wants to hear your reason. Then it becomes obnoxious.
The goal is never to be a jerk, just to play with the emotions that jerks are so good at evoking.
20 More jokes that will make her laugh
In the following video I read 20 funny Tinder icebreakers to my girlfriend.
She then decides, in the name of all women, whether those icebreakers are funny or not.
Watch it here:
How to come up with your own jokes to make her laugh over text
The lines I already gave you will get you better reactions, but it’s not enough to get your dream girl.
Why? You’re copying my lines. Lines that didn’t come out of your brain.
So even if my lines get you dates and bow-chika-bow-wow with hot girls, you won’t keep them around.
Because after one or two times of hiding the salami, she’ll figure out you’re two different people.
Hilarious and attractive guy over text, and Basic Bob in real life.
So where do you start? Get into the right mindset for funny.
The next video shows you exactly how I come up with my jokes and make the ladies chuckle.
Catch you in the next article, bro.
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