The 10 Texts that ALWAYS work

On this page you will get some of the lines that I (Louis) and the TextGod team regularly use.

This will help you in those dark moments when:

  • You're staring at your screen… thinking "what should I say NOW?!"
  • You want funny answers to those boring questions like "why are you on Tinder?" or "what are your hobbies?"
  • You want to ask her out on a date, but you don't want to seem needy
  • You want copy-pastable lines to tease her
  • You need a witty first text after you've gotten her number
  • You'd like to have a quick way to instantly get her number when sliding into her DMs

Let's just crack right into it.

Oh, and by the way, we often share whole conversations and the best tips on the TextGod YouTube channel . Subscribe now so you get updated when there's fresh new content.

#1 Funny opening message

You've met a girl on the street / club / dating app… NOW WHAT?

This one line helps you a whole bunch when you're not sure what to say, and you have bit of a playful-narcissistic vibe about you.

The line works best with witty girls who like a bit of weirdness.

"Congratulations! You have successfully obtained the numerical combination that allows you to transmit written and/or spoken communication to my mobile device which, upon exercising this power, will expose you to the full extent of my beautiful personality."

Nobody likes an arrogant person. When you just say "I'm super cool", you will sound like an idiot.

But when you say this in an exaggerated manner, with less commonly used words, it displays your wittiness.

Also, feel free to change these messages so they better fit your personality. They will work even better when they are tailored to you.

#2 Lines to tease her

Teasing is pretty much the core of flirting.

And if you find texting boring, it might just be that your conversations are too polite.

They get more fun when you're teasing her.

Now I have a never-ending list of all the nicknames I like to tease women with. Maybe I'll someday share that with you in one of my courses.

Here is an example of one of my favorite words, especially because I take control over the typical female script:

By calling her a player when she compliments you, you flip the script. This will differentiate you from most of the competition.

Blow them all out of the water, soldier. ;)

#3 When she doesn't text back right away

You know how it goes…

You don't always get a text back as soon as you'd like.

Sometimes there's a bit of a wait. And that can be frustrating as hell. So here's what you do when she finally texts back.

What do most guys do?

They complain about it and further ruin their chances with the girl. Or they go in this mode of "what should I text so I seem very non-needy?". Overthinking way too much.

So what do you do? You act enthusiastically. TOO enthusiastically.

When this girl finally texted back, I INSTANTLY sent her:


By going completely over the top and pretending my whole life was paused until she texted back, you turn this unfortunate situation into something funny.

Something she was laughing about, while I was laughing IRL at the own absurd tone of my text.

Holy Tip: If you use this line and she thinks you are serious… then take this as a wake-up call. It's a clear sign that your conversations are too serious and needy. That's the only way she would think you weren't joking.

#4 The soap series line

This line works best when you know what show she likes. But even if you don't, it will be pretty effective.

It's a simple timeless format, adjustable to any show out there.

For example, you know (or are pretty sure) she is into the 90ies show Friends.

Then this line is amazing when she asks you the common online dating question:

"So why are you here?"

And you hit her up with:

"Just looking for the Monica to my Chandler."


She will love you for the reference, especially when those are some of her favorite characters from the series.

Feel free the change the above names to Robin and Ted, or Lady Talisa and Robb Stark, or blue meth to my Walter White.

#5 Callback humor

A wise man once said:

"Make a joke once, and it's a gag.
Make a joke twice, and it's a running gag."

Or maybe that was just me.

Running jokes… it's such an easy way to be funny. Don't try to be original all the time, just recycle your earlier jokes.

This is exactly what one of my coaches did with his 'Monica' in the example above.

He's referencing a famous Friends joke here. When Ross and Rachel break up, Ross gets with another girl and Rachel claims he cheated. During multiple episodes (a great example of a running gag) Ross keeps on repeating -increasingly angry- that they "were on a break!".

#6 Intentional sexy typos

I'm going to give you a great technique I love to use. It's very effective if you want to increase the sexual tension in your conversations.


By making spelling errors and typos when it suits you.

Of course girls won't respond as generously as this girl EVERY TIME. But as long as she keeps talking to you, the interaction is moving forward. It's a fun and innocent way to increase the tension between you and her.

#7 When she asks you what you like to do

One of the reasons my system for getting dates online is so efficient, is because I have many a-b responses.

Meaning that when A happens, I send B.

Sure, I improvise a lot, but I can fall back on the system at any given time.

A super common situation is when she asks you for your hobbies.

The average Joe will immediately tell her all about his love for music and films or whatever.

But here at TextGod we like to take things over-the-top. In other words: polarize the conversation.

This will lead to more unmatches, but also more dates.


As you can see, she jumps to the occasion by bragging that she just entered The Mile High Club. That's because I set a casual-sexual tone in the conversation. And now she wants to prove herself a little after I challenge her.

(And if you're not familiar with The Club, it's a slang term for people who've had sex during a flight.)

#8 Inviting her for a date

How do you get her out on a date?

Well… you ask.

I have a few ways that work well. One line that works great is the following. It's especially great when she has rejected your date proposals a few times, and you don't want to be the guy that is available for her at any given moment.

So what do you do?

Invite her over when you already have plans.

This is very non-needy. You have plans anyway, but she is welcome to join you on the adventure.

Example of the line?

"I'm going out to Bar XYZ at 9 tonight and you should join me... but only if you promise to behave in public."

There is an extra psychological principle at play here.

It's in one simple word…

And that word is…


The "if" sets a condition, only if this condition is met, then she is welcome to join. Of course you're not going to ask for a lot. Make is something simple like "behaving in public" or "wearing something cute like on your profile picture".

#9 How to get her number straight from Instagram

A special line here.

Sometimes it will work…

Sometimes it won't…

But if it does, it will guarantee you minimal effort. And you will even quite blatantly state this fact when sliding into her DMs.


Here's the line:

"I'd like to obtain your phone number with minimal effort. Can I just promise you that I'm cool, moderately funny, and equally good looking in real life as on pictures."

#10 A line for a joke format

One of the key points to great game, is the ability to make self-deprecating jokes.

It's shows actual confidence, and it's a very non-aggressive way to humor the conversation. Because it's easier to get away with jokes crazy about yourself instead of a minority or another person.

This will become clear in the next example from my ex-student and long time friend, Thijs:

The line that you can use here is the following.

"[aspect about yourself] in the streets
Disappointment in the sheets."

You can use this literally any time when a woman makes a comment about your looks or characteristics.

It's a funny, sexual, and self-deprecating all-in-one line.

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