Sometimes girls send you difficult texts.
Occasionally, she may even give you sass.
How do you come back from that?
This article gives you the best texting comebacks so that she’ll find you even more attractive.
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What is a text comeback?
It’s a quick, witty remark to someone’s challenging, boring, or even insulting text.
So if someone gives you a written blow to your ego, you win the exchange by hitting them back slightly harder. A good comeback keeps your self-worth intact while making yourself a little more attractive.
After all, if you’re quick to the draw, it shows that you know how to handle yourself.
Best texting comebacks to common messages
The next comebacks range from flirty and funny to savage. Do note that the purpose of a comeback is to seem cool and playful. Being a meanie will probably not get you the action you’re after.
- [When she compliments you on your name] Thanks I got it for my birthday.
- [When she’s never been with someone your age] That’s okay. I’ve never dated anyone older than you.
- [When she compliments your looks] Thx, I grew it myself.
- [When she asks you where you’re from] Originally? I guess my dad’s ballsack.
- [When she says you have the same name as a relative] That’s okay. I prefer to go by my nickname anyway [Wait for her reaction] Daddy.
- [When she calls you annoying] I know you love it.
- [When she asks if you’re single] Wtf. I thought we were happily married.
- [When she’s overly complimentary] I bet you say that to all the guys, playa.
- [When she wants to skip the small talk and asks what you’re looking for] Ugh I think you’re going to hate the answer [Wait for her reaction] Small talk.
- [When she says you’re a little bit old] That’s perfect. I’m going for that dilf look.
- [When she calls you fat] That’s physics, babe. Things expand when they heat up. And I’m hot.
- [When she asks you how tall you are] When I hop off my ego? About [your actual height].
- [When she suggests she has nothing in common with you] It’s true. But no need to feel bad. I care more about personality than looks. đ
- [When she asks how old you are] I remember pooping without a smartphone years old.
- [If she asks if you’re always this direct] Yes, Dobby is a free elf.
- [When she calls you ugly] O, I’m so sorry for you. I didn’t know that you were visually impaired đ
- [When she tells you to shut up] Ooh, make me baby. Rawrrrrrrr.
- [If she asks what you like about her] Well, you’re cute. But I also like how you seem… [speak your truth]
- [If she’s wondering if you only want sex] I definitely think you’re attractive, especially your [insert physical trait]. But what I’m really after is… [insert truth]
For more, check out my video.
7 Lessons from witty comebacks
Next, I’m going to share and break down some of my favorite comebacks. I guarantee that you’ll learn a thing or two.
1. Set up your pick-up lines
Our friend is using superb texting technique. Instead of firing off his communism joke, he asks his match if sheâs up for it.
Asking is a SUPER powerful technique, for two reasons:
- It shows you understand her perspective. Which is attractive.
- If she doesnât want to hear your bad opener, there is no harm done. Simply lead the conversation down a different path.
In this case, the girl didnât want to hear the opener. And sheâs very clear about it.
So even though he hit her with a super funny comeback, I doubt it paid off.
2. Use the push/pull
The next conversation will teach you a powerful technique to get closer to the date.
To keep it in perspective, the next Tinder conversation is like one of those trick shot videos. You know, the videos where someone stands on top of a huge dam with a basketball, and shoots it into a hoop hundreds of feet below? The failed attempts range in the thousands, but you only see the one video where it works.
This conversation is the same.
The beauty of this series of texts is that it sounds SUPER sexual. But actually isnât. So sheâll see images of sex in her mind. Even though the conversation is PG-13.
But there’s just one problem.
After hearing:
Most women will get super pissed, or just unmatch you. But she happens to like it.
Here’s how to use this technique with 69x less risk: send the setup and punchline right after each other.
That way she wonât have a chance to get mad and unmatch you. Or worse⌠Report you.
It’s easy to get banned on Tinder so be careful!
3. Play with sarcasm
The next comeback shows a girl who was so upset with a manâs opener, she wrote Americaâs Greatest Novel.
The most eloquent comeback in Tinder history.
Iâll be honest, as a writer, her way with words gives me a big, throbbing crush. But more importantly, this screenshot holds a lesson:
Sarcasm is a great instrument for funny comeback texts.
How can you apply sarcasm to your conversations?
I recommend using it whenever a girl is dropping the ball a little. Like on Bumble, where women are forced to text you first. And often hit you with jaw-droppers like:
A good sarcastic comeback might be:
4. Don’t try to impress
The next guy magically turns her objection into a reason to date him. And by magic, I mean he sends her an EPIC comeback.
Because itâs Bumble, she has to break the ice first. And she doesnât beat around the bush.
The name of her match is identical to that of her father.
And she doesnât like it.
Most men would react in one of three ways:
- Give a logical answer. âOof, yeah… Thatâs not cool.â
- Try to jokingly please her. âI might change my name for you haha!â
- Try to win her over. âTo make up for my name, know that Iâm a good cook, I lift weights 3 times a week, and I smell good.â
None of the options are great.
Can you guess why?
Because it doesnât raise her emotions and it ends the game of seduction. Youâre already groveling at her feet for a chance to make the two-backed beast.
Not very sexy.
In case you didnât know, dating apps are all about showing youâre a person that she wants to hang out with. Luckily, the person whose conversation we’re going to look at knows this.
Let’s take a look at what he does. His name is Craig btw.
10/10.
I might bless Craig one day and turn him into a TextGod saint.
So what did Craig actually do?
First, he set up the joke.
She takes the bait like a starving Wampa. #StarWarsReference
Craig was probably struggling to contain his laughter as he typed out his response:
Donât know about you, but if I were her, Iâd instantly give him my digits.
5. Take responsibility
Sometimes girls on dating apps donât pull their weight. But the same can be said about men. And itâs important to know the difference.
Because if youâre the cause of the boring conversation, the boring will haunt you for the rest of your dating life.
And you wonât ever get a date!
So here comes a pop quiz. Weâre going to look at a boring Bumble conversation.
And when you reach the end, I want you to answer the next multiple choice:
Who made the conversation boring?
- Her.
- Him.
- Both.
Ready? Start reading.
We can all agree this convo was a bummer. But whose fault is it?
If you answered anything else than âHim,â youâreâŚ
WRONG!
Which is GREAT. Because youâre about to take your text game to the next level.
The Reddit where I got this example from all agreed that SHE was uninteresting.
Almost 7,000 people agreed she was boring. Granted, she wasnât fun. But why would she be?
The guy who called her out for being uninteresting asked her the next questions IN A ROW:
Now ask yourself, are these questions fun to answer? Do these questions make you FEEL anything?
HELL NO!
So you canât blame the woman for being short or slow with her texts. She was probably ready to call the cops on him for being the worldâs worst flirt.
Holy Tip:
Sometimes your match is asking equally boring questions.
You can answer them boringly… OR you can see this as a great opportunity!
For the best replies, check out the 47 Best Responses to “How Are You” Texts.
6. Go against the flow
The next example shows us a texting principle that instantly gives you a +4 bonus to charm checks.
For the non-nerds: Youâll get a method to get more pussy.
At least 90% of men make the next mistake when texting: being overly sheepish. They donât grow wooly coats, but they too easily comply.
For instance, most men answer every question she asks.
Which is not horrible.
But itâs almost like guys are under the impression that if they give the right answers, sheâll sleep with them.
So when I see a âyes manâ answer a trivial question, I see a man trying to pass a test.
Obviously, facts like the above rarely win a girl over.
So what makes a girl attracted to you? Raising her emotions. All girls are looking for a vibe, a spark, or a âclick’.
What’s a great way to raise emotions?
Go against the flow with the best comeback text ever!!
Let me show you an example.
Whatâs the funniest comeback text you can think of? Hint: itâs already in the screenshot. Did you get it?
Letâs find out!
SMALL TALK!
What a champ!
Why does that reply make me so happy? Because heâs not complying.
Heâs going AGAINST the flow. Small talk is exactly what she wanted to skip.
Although heâs joking, heâs essentially saying: âLetâs talk more about the thing you donât want to.â
So heâs playfully teasing her. And thereby raising her emotions and his own attraction at the same time.
Magnificent.
7. Learn from Twitter comebacks
Flirting isnât easy. I donât think any baby shot out his mom, turned to the nurse and went:
Otherwise, heâd be on my payroll.
Anyway, the most common reason we guys do poorly with women is thanks toâŚ
A lack of self-worth.
If you actually felt like a million bucks, youâd have confidence streaming out of your ears. And youâd be able to talk to ANY woman. You would be relaxed, playful and confident.
Instead, talking to women makes most men feel:
- Stressed.
- Scared.
- Insecure.
I have no quick fix for a lack of self-esteem. But I do have a tool to manage it, in the form of a comeback to a question:
Whoever said old men are worthless? That grandpa is a national treasure. Because he teaches a valuable lesson.
Self-deprecation is HILARIOUS. And helps overcome issues with low self-esteem.
Why?
Because making light of your own shortcomings is humanizing. Plus, scientific studies say that self-defeating humor increases well-being. Itâs impossible to be perfect, or confident ALL of the time.
Weâre all a little anxious every now and then.
Taking the first jab at yourself when you make a fool of yourself, lightens the pressure.
More importantly, laughing at your own imperfections allows you to accept them and go forward. And if you can accept your flaws, women can too.
Just look at this, G.
What a savage self-burn.
Best Bumble and Tinder comeback texts
Now weâll rush through 8 of the best comeback texts of Tinder and Bumble.
Caution: some may not be the âbestâ, but theyâre at least funny or flirty. Whatâs important is that theyâll all help strengthen your funny boner.
Letâs start!
#1: X-rated name
Sometimes youâre such a slut, your name canât keep it a secret. And then you have to keep your name in check with a comeback.
No clue what Iâm talking about?
See for yourself.
I must say, I have a soft spot for ladies with a sense of humor.
Itâs called a prostate.
If she ainât ready to strap, I ainât coming back. #PeggingJokes
#2: Tinder comeback text
The next girl sounds like she has a magazine full of comebacks.
Yeah, you go girl.
#3: The rude but playful Tinder comeback
The next guy barely sticks the opener, and then tricks her into giving her Snap.
Firstly, you can tell this next dude has some game by his opener.
He gives zero fuarks. Which is legitimately a good way to have more fun on Tinder. It automatically leads to more Tinder dates.
Anyway, after a sarcastic quip:
He goes right into it:
She doesnât biteâŚ
Instead of going needy, he doubles down.
He actually forgot to add exclamation marks.
But if youâre going to parody a needy dude (which is exactly what heâs doing), exaggeration is key.
She answers:
Now he has her right where he wants her:

Again, he is just having fun. Most guys would be afraid to call her a bitch. But because he sent her a meme, he knows she probably wonât be offended.
Well done, good sir.
#4: The Tinder twist comeback
The next guy finds a girl whoâs cracking jokes about Hitler.
And he tells her something she doesnât expect.
Hehe.
#5: A comeback for when she feels insecure
Although itâs rare, this particular girl demands a bad pick up line.
And our friend gladly gives his donger it to her.
The pick up line, is alright.
His delivery, however, is great.
Breaking up your bad pick up lines like this is the way to go.
But whatâs GREAT is how he comes back from her reply.
To which he replies:
SAVAGE!
#6: Fake comeback
Not all texts are comebacks.
Typically, a comeback means a witty reply to someone elseâs text.
The next brief Tinder convo doesnât fit the bill.
Itâs a setup using a Bill.
And itâs too good to pass up.
While I would rarely use a pick up line like that, I do enjoy reading them.
The reason I avoid raunchy openers, is because they tend to upset the ladies.
Like our next insensitive Tinder pal, in texting comeback #19:
Great comeback, mâlady.
Also, the dude ruined his own opener with a stutter.
âIâm china to get into your japanties.â
Whatâs a âjapantieâ?
He tried to say:
Now for the last comeback text of the article.
#7: Texting comeback of a lifetime
Itâs a gooden!
Because itâs Bumble, the girl starts the conversation with a question.
And itâs like our bro has been waiting his whole life to answer it.
Funny as phuck.
Congratulations, sir.
You win the internet.
#8: The best Bumble comeback text yet
Let me introduce you to a man who wrote a comeback so good, he instantly won a date. While Iâd love to give you the technique behind his funny comebackâŚ
I canât.
He may simply be one of the quickest minds in the West.
Just look how quick he is on the draw.
Because weâre on Bumble, she texts first.
Our buddyâs savvy probably needs no explanation.
But Iâll give it anyway.
The Bumble convo started with a pun.
Booked can both mean âreservedâ as well as a bound set of papers
Then our bro fires back with a quip of his own.
Checked out also has two meanings: âborrow from the library or âogling a womanâ.
The joke is dry, but clever.
And it probably earned him a ticket to her bedroom.
That witty comeback text ALMOST marks the end of todayâs article.
You obviously got a lot of funny material for your own online conversations.
But I want to spoil you some more.
With The 10 Texts That Always Work.
- With funny answers to her questions
- Lines to tease her
- Funny texts to break the ice
- How to ask her out like a champ
- And more…
Enjoy, amigo.
Blessings,
Louis Farfields
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