72 Tinder Bios For Guys That Get The Most Matches!

Attractive photos aren’t enough to get you good matches and dates.

A strong profile text plays a big part too.

That’s why I am giving you the best Tinder bios for guys. And you can use them on all your favorite dating apps.

No matter what type of woman you like. On this page, you’ll find a profile text you can steal and get lots of matches with.

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What is a good Tinder bio for guys?

The best Tinder bios for guys include three elements:

  • One of a kind. She’s never seen it before.
  • Personal. It says something interesting about you.
  • Emotional. It evokes emotions and motivates her to match and message you.

The perfect bio

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Funny Tinder bios

They always say laughter is the best medicine. Although I’d argue wearing a well-built butt as a facemask is a close second.

But I’ll leave that discussion for another time.

Humor is a great way to show off your funny bone and to attract like-minded women.

  • Dogs LOVE me, got a great butt and have never been in jail (except when playing monopoly). Copy line
    Thumbs up1 Thumbs down6 User rating: 14%
  • To women over 30, I’m a successful business owner and I want to start a loving family. To women under 30, I’ve got huge hands, love jägerbombs, and breed husky puppies. Copy line
    Thumbs up1 Thumbs down1 User rating: 50%
  • If you don’t swipe me right, you’re a bad person. Copy line
    Thumbs up0 Thumbs down2 User rating: 0%
  • I’m terrified of speedbumps, but I’m slowly getting over it. Copy line
    Thumbs up3 Thumbs down0 User rating: 100%
  • Some say I have a dad bod, I consider it more of a father figure. Copy line
    Thumbs up2 Thumbs down0 User rating: 100%
  • If you chill at home wearing jeans, I know you’re a psychopath and am calling 911. Copy line
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  • Just need 8 hours of alone time in the morning and then I’m ready to tackle the day. Copy line
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  • Looking for a girl that my son’s friends are gonna call a milf when we’re older. Copy line
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  • Did you know that if you wake up an hour earlier, you can get in 60 more minutes of anxiety? Copy line
    Thumbs up1 Thumbs down1 User rating: 50%
  • Looking for someone who’s cool enough to laugh at my dad jokes. Copy line
    Thumbs up0 Thumbs down3 User rating: 0%

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Flirty Tinder bios

If you’re not looking for something serious, it helps to have a laid back and suggestive Tinder bio.

Do note: flirty is not the same as being sexual. Flirting is more subtle.

Here they come:

  • Tall, smart, hot, valedictorian, prom king,…that’s my brother. He’s getting married soon. I’m similar but I can cook. Copy line
    Thumbs up4 Thumbs down1 User rating: 80%
  • Interested in destroying your lipstick, not your mascara. But only if you promise to snuggle after. Copy line
    Thumbs up1 Thumbs down0 User rating: 100%
  • A butt, not boobs, are the best pillows. Change my mind. Copy line
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  • Looking for fwb (friend with boat). Copy line
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  • I lost the way, but pretty sure YOU have to take a right here. Copy line
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  • If you say something that makes me blush, you better put your hands where I can hold them. Copy line
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  • If you feel like something is missing in your life, it’s probably me. Copy line
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  • The most erotic moment of my life was when the melted cheese of my first pizza slice clung to the rest of the pie as I put it in my mouth. Copy line
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  • I’ll give you more butterflies than headaches. Copy line
    Thumbs up0 Thumbs down1 User rating: 0%
  • How about I come over and fix that broken thing in your apartment? Copy line
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You just got a taste of some flirty Tinder bios that’ll make her excited to match you.

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Creative Tinder bios

Being the same as everyone else won’t get you anywhere.

Make sure to stand out from the sea of mundane bios like a vibrant flamingo in a pond of ducks.

Like this:

  • I’m going to Trader Joe’s want me to pick you up anything? Copy line
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  • So I’m actually from the future where we have been married for 20 years. I came back in time to settle an argument over when and where our first date was. Copy line
    Thumbs up1 Thumbs down1 User rating: 50%
  • I’m just here to recruit for our trivia team. Copy line
    Thumbs up1 Thumbs down0 User rating: 100%
  • I’ve got ✨Styles✨ , but I ain’t Harry. Copy line
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  • I do. You did. We date. Copy line
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  • Cooler than the other side of your pillow. Copy line
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  • Free psychological evaluation based on your profile. Copy line
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  • Willing to lie where we met. Copy line
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  • Match me if you can. Copy line
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  • Cute enough to steal your heart, smart enough to rivive it. Copy line
    Thumbs up1 Thumbs down0 User rating: 100%

Interesting Tinder bios

Interesting works too, as long as it’s different enough.

If it’s nothing she’s seen before AND puts a smile on her face, you’re doing it right.

Check ‘em out:

  • You have to survive on an isolated island. What ONE item do you take with you? Copy line
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  • Would you have sex with your clone? Be honest. Copy line
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  • Looking for a strong female role model for my cat. Copy line
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  • My favorite part of America is where if you put mayonnaise on potatoes it becomes a salad. Copy line
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  • Tattoos are a great conversation starter. Which is why I regret getting any. Copy line
    Thumbs up0 Thumbs down1 User rating: 0%
  • If witty banter was a sport, I’d be champion. Challenge me to a pun-off. Copy line
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  • Tell me the name of your first ever email address. Copy line
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  • The only way to order food on a date is to get two different meals and eat off each other’s plates. Copy line
    Thumbs up0 Thumbs down1 User rating: 0%
  • Random fact: horses get farted on more than any other animal. Copy line
    Thumbs up0 Thumbs down1 User rating: 0%
  • There’s an island in Japan that’s only inhabited by bunnies. I’ve already booked my flight. Copy line
    Thumbs up1 Thumbs down0 User rating: 100%

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Personal Tinder bios

You don’t need to be something that you’re not. If you’re not particularly funny, don’t try to be. Instead, express a personal opinion that will ruffle quite a few feathers.

Here are some ideas:

  • Nothing tastes better with truffle oil. Copy line
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  • The only thing capers are good for is to ruin a dish. Copy line
    Thumbs up0 Thumbs down1 User rating: 0%
  • Cold pizza is better than warm pizza. Copy line
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  • ‘May the fourth be with you’ is a mega cringey and weak pun. Copy line
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  • Watching a movie at home is better than watching a movie in theaters. Copy line
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  • Strawberries are the most disappointing fruit. Copy line
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  • Bidets are better than toilet paper. Copy line
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  • The best way to sleep is naked. Copy line
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  • Coffee smells 100x better than it tastes. Copy line
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Call to action bios

Want to greatly increase the odds of receiving the first text? Use a call to action bio.

What does that mean? Have a bio that motivates her to text you.

  • Chocolate chip ice cream is like taking a Snickers bar and dunking it in Listerine. Change my mind. Copy line
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  • Explain the appeal of sushi. It has no flavor until you dip it in soy sauce. Copy line
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  • Would you date a guy who has an OnlyFans? Copy line
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  • Milk before cereal. Yes or No. Copy line
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  • Calling all nap enthusiasts. Am a world class nap taker. On the lookout for a perfect nap spot. Drop your favorite suggestions. Copy line
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  • Ask me about the time I got strip-searched at the airport. Copy line
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  • Tell me what’s your favorite late-night snack. Copy line
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  • Positivity enthusiast here! Share your worst dating horror story with me. Copy line
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  • Do you believe in magic? Summon me with a magical GIF! Copy line
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  • Is it weird that guys can be gynecologists? Let me know Copy line
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How to write your own Tinder bio

The best Tinder bios are similar to a movie trailer. But instead of pitching a movie, they give people a taste of your personality.

The trouble, however, isn’t figuring out who you are. It’s knowing what part of your story is the most fun and seductive to tell.

I recommend using prompts to pull the best Tinder bio ideas out of your brain. Here are some prompts that will help you create your best bio.

  • The trait that people notice most about me…
  • Nothing makes me laugh harder than…
  • A day isn’t complete without…
  • The weirdest food I like is…
  • What I value most in a Tinder match is…
  • A unique way I like to have fun is…
  • The fictional world I wish I could live in is…
  • One thing I always wanted to try but haven’t yet is…
  • If I won the lottery I’d…
  • The most embarrassing thing that recently happened to me was…

Once you have enough answers, it’s time to whittle it all down into a good Tinder bio.

Here’s what my colleague and fellow coach Jay got after using some of these prompts:

Brutally honest. Sucker for a good romcom. Love to explore neighborhoods and get lost. And am serving a lifetime ban on wearing white after last week’s spaghetti incident.

It fits all the elements of a good bio.

  • It’s one of a kind.
  • It’s incredibly personal.
  • And it’s funny and, thus, emotional.

If the Bio was a bit shorter, I’d recommend adding a call to action. Something that will start a fun conversation. Such as: “Tell me the weirdest thing that’s happened to you in the last week.”

Tinder bio for guys – Summary

The best bio is original and emotionally stimulating while expressing a fun side of yourself.

Do it right and you’ll have girls sending you the first text. Plus, you’ll get doubters to go from “I’m not sure” to “Haha let’s see what this guy is all about!”

Of course, you’ll still need to convince her to meet up with you

For that, you need good texting skills. Or Texts That Always Work!

Scroll down to the big button below and get the 10 best texts that me and my colleagues have used to great success to seduce the ladies.

I might even throw in a few more goodies for you, if you act fast.

Enjoy!

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Louis Farfields

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