How To Find Your Girlfriend On Tinder – 5 Simple Steps

This article is like Batman’s Two-Face.

One part brings joy: can you find A girlfriend on Tinder?

The other spits poison: can you find YOUR girlfriend on Tinder?

Both questions are answered.

Read on and get:

  • 3 Tricks to find your girlfriend on Tinder (busted!)
  • How to place a ‘mind virus’ to see if someone is lying
  • Louis Vuitton’s method to attracting your perfect girlfriend
  • A psychological hack that makes her think of you romantically
  • The icebreaker that always gets her to reply
  • Plenty screenshot examples
  • Never run out of inspiration with my source of creativity
  • The 5 steps to get a girlfriend through Tinder
  • More…

Let’s get the bad (but highly useful) out of the way first.

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#1: Can you find your (CURRENT) girlfriend on Tinder?

You can find your cheating girlfriend using this method, if you’re lucky.

You see, there’s a catch.

Tinder only lets you search through your own matches.

Not the entire Tinder user base.

But if you met on Tinder, count your blessings!

All you need to do now is check if her profile is still up.

Open up Tinder and look at your matches.

If you don’t clean up old matches, you want to use the search function.

So tap the message bubble at the top of the main screen.


This sucker.

Then press and pull down on the screen until a search bar appears.

Lastly, type in your girlfriend’s name and see what you find.

If you didn’t meet your girlfriend through Tinder, you want to walk a different path.

Read all about it in the next tip.

#2: How to tell if your girlfriend is using Tinder

If you want to know if your girlfriend is on Tinder, your best option is to…

Ask.

And trust her answer.

But maybe that’s not enough to ease your mind.

Perhaps, if you close your eyes, you still see her meeting up with guys and doing the hanky-panky.

If you think she’s lying, you want to run a test.

And like any classic scientific test, it involves a virus.

A mental virus.

You see, a liar surrounds herself with a web of lies.

(Quick FYI: liars can also be men.)

And as the web gets bigger, it gets harder to keep track of the lies.

Who did I tell the truth, and who did I tell a lie?

Now the mental virus makes its entry.

And you ask your girlfriend this:

“Hey, babe. Is it possible that someone saw you on Tinder?”

If she’s loyal, she’ll instantly say, “Huh. No. Of course not. Who is saying this about me?”

But if your girl is a liar, the virus fries her brain.

She has to first search her tangle of lies before she can give you an answer.

“Uhhhh…”

*A couple seconds go by*

“No.”

While this method isn’t fool-proof, if she hesitates, she’s likely not being truthful, and she may very well have a Tinder account.

If you want the definitive answer, here’s what you do…

#3: How to catch your girlfriend red handed

The most effective method to bust your girlfriend on Tinder is actually easy.

You walk to your chamber of artifacts, sacrifice a virgin at the altar and ask Cthulhu to call Tinder tech support.

Don’t have a virgin?

No worries.

There’s another method.

Albeit a pinch more difficult.

Next time you visit your girlfriend, be a little early.

But don’t enter her house.

Instead, walk to a bench nearby and set your Tinder radius to 1 KM/MI

Now start swiping.

If she has a Tinder account, you’ll probably find her within 5 to 15 minutes.

Holy Tip:

Free Tinder has a swipe limit. Every 12 hours, your likes are reset to 100.

Because you don’t want to run out if likes, swipe everyone left.

But do it carefully. You don’t want to accidentally miss her and lose your proof.

If you do skip over her, you can get Tinder Plus to access the Rewind function and undo your dislike.

If your girlfriend is an evil genius, she can hide from you with a special Tinder setting.

That setting gives her the ability to only be seen by profiles she likes first.

And if she’s cheating, she is 666% going to ignore your real profile.

That’s why you want to build a fake profile that she can’t resist.

Tip: Don’t use photos from famous models and celebrities.

Now you know how to catch your cheating girlfriend, or how to quiet your paranoid mind.

We can move onto finding you a girlfriend via Tinder!

Can you find a girlfriend on Tinder?

The short answer…

Yes!

The long answer?

Hellllllllll YEAH!

Here’s proof:

Oops, wrong one.

Sorry, buddy.

Here’s what I was looking for:


I actually whispered, “I think we should call this the end.” But I’m in too deep. Balls deep.

So finding love online is possible.

Better yet, it’s more than possible…

It’s likely.

Just look at the next numbers.

15% of American adults have used online dating sites.

Since 2013, usage by 55 to 64-year-olds has doubled.

While usage by 18 to 24-year-olds has almost tripled!

Plus a study by PNAS shows how 30% of all American marriages come from people who met on a dating app.

And I’ve got a throbbing suspicion that an even bigger percentage of daters simply haven’t walked down the aisle.

A study by Stanford University confirms this.

39% of heterosexual couples that got together in the US in 2017 met online.

So the idea that Tinder is just for hookups is outdated. There are even plenty of people who have used Tinder for marriage.

Tinder is for finding girlfriends too.

And if you want to find your girlfriend, keep reading.

Because you’re about to learn how to do exactly that.

Starting with your Tinder photos.

Step 1: Attract your type of girl

To attract your Juliet, you want to do as Louis Vuitton does.

I don’t mean sell overpriced handbags.

I mean filtering.

And you do that by having a specific flavor that not everybody likes.

Let’s look at Louis Vuitton.

Its shops are located in an expensive street, inside a venue made out of marble, and they have clothes on display without price tags.

As if to say, “If you wear Louis, you won’t have any money, because you’ll be wearing it.”

So people who aren’t prepared to drop bennies and stacks on haute couture, aren’t interested in Louis Vuitton.

Which is how Mister Vuitton likes it.

Because if he wanted to sell to Jane Doe and John Schmoe, he’d put up shop in a shopping mall.

In short, Louis Vuitton is filtering out the riff raff.

And you can do the same with your Tinder profile.

Instead of attracting fashionistas and repelling plebs, you want to attract Monogamous Meg and repel Promiscuous Pam.

How?

By not uploading photos where you look like a fuckboi.

  • No club photos of you with bottles of booze
  • No bathroom or gym selfies showing off your washboard and cobra traps
  • No try hard pics of you showing off your rolex

And focusing on photos where you look like boyfriend material.

  • A photo with a pet
  • You wearing a cozy Christmas sweater
  • A loving and kind smile

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Next up is your Tinder bio.

Step 2: A bio that attracts a girlfriend

Increase her attraction to you with the next psychological hack.

First a thought experiment.

And you’re the guinea pig.

Quickly read the next list of words:

Sweating.
Exercise.
Barbell.
Running.
Interval.
Treadmill.
Squat.
Weight.
Pull up.

Now finish the next word G_M.

Let me guess.

Even though there are multiple possible answers: gym, gem, gum, gap

You thought gym.

#Amazeballs

How did I know?

Because I’m a level five Laser Lotus with the power to read minds and see the color blurple.

No, I’m lying.

I can only see the color grack.

Jokes aside, I actually primed you.

With all this talk about exercise, weight, running and barbells, you almost had no choice but to choose ‘gym’.

Leading someone down a path to get them to think a specific answer is called priming.

And you can apply this psychological technique on your Tinder bio.

You’re looking for a girlfriend.

So you may want to lead your match to feelings of romance and love.

And you can steer her to your destination just by having her read the word ‘love’.

Bio example: “I’m here looking for love and romance.”

That’s technically priming.

But words alone don’t make her fall in love.

Because even though reading ‘love’ sparks the right emotion, the word by itself only sparks little emotion.

So you want to wrap your priming words in a sentence laced with emotion.

Here’s a bio example of a close friend of mine:

It starts off bland, but then comes the twist, “Fuck it.”

And the bio continues to paint a picture.

So as you read this profile, you imagine yourself:

  • Building blanket forts
  • Holding hands
  • Kissing
  • Traveling

Plus it’s loaded with emotional atom bombs that blow you towards its central theme…

A relationship.

So when you want to prime her for love, think about the imagery that comes with love.

  • Long walks on the beach
  • Holding hands
  • Hugging tightly
  • Backrubs
  • Sleep in Sundays
  • Adorable furry pets
  • Drinks in Paris on the Champs Élysées

And if you don’t want to be seen as a hopeless romantic, add in a touch of masculinity.

Just like my pal did with his “Fuck it.”

Step 3: A conversation she wants to reply to

Regardless of your photo album and bio, if you don’t get this right, your odds of finding a girlfriend are slim.

Unless you are Jason Momoa.

In which case you can speak gibberish and still get an inbox filled with love letters.

But if you haven’t won the genetic lottery, you need what’s in this tip.

Because without guidance, most guys text in a way that kills their attraction.

And they hurt their attraction because they belong to one of two tribes:

  1. The I-Don’t-Know Tribe
  2. The Puss-Is-Magic Tribe

The first tribe simply does NOT know what to say.

So they say the wrong things.

Which largely boils down to yes-no questions.

Do you exercise?

What do you do for work?

Ice cream or chocolate?

These Tinder questions don’t lead to fun, love or wet panties.

Why?

Because it gives a woman almost no choice than to reply with one word.

The Puss-Is-Magic Tribe makes a different mistake.

They’re not new, they’re needy.

To get her attention, they use the horse trainer technique.

For those out of the know, trainers like to reward good behaving horses with sugary treats.

Puss-Is-Magic members reward girls for swiping them right.

But instead of sugar, they feed her compliments and emojis.

And it’s equally nauseating.

What’s a cutie like you do on the weekend? 😉

Not much

Really? A nice girl like you must have tons of options! 🤣

Nah

If you like, we can do drinks. 😜

Your facial expression in your last pic, A+ btw 😍

*sprints to the toilet*

Now that I’ve lost my lunch writing this Tinder conversation for you, onto the good conversation starters.

The phrase that sums up an exciting opener?

Be interesting.

That’s super vague.

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To make the video even better, I followed my own advice…

I made it EXTRA interesting.

So I dug a rusty old hammer out of the ground and gave it to my girlfriend.

And every time a line impresses her, she lifts it above her head and slams it down on top of a slab of ice.

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Now that you’ve expanded your icebreaker arsenal, it’s time for step 4.

Step 4: Keep the conversation exciting

After this tip, your matches will stop ghosting you.

Because we rang the Ghostbusters.

Now you just need to stop swiping around graveyards and match with the living.

Alright, that was silly, I admit.

You’re about to learn how to write your own entertaining nonsense.

The type of nonsense that keeps your matches interested.

Maybe you think you’re not creative enough.

But that’s false.

Because I have a source of inspiration that can last you a lifetime.

And once you tap into it, you’ll have creativity streaming out of your ears. (And occasionally out of your ass.)

The fountain of inspiration is…

Normal Ned.

Ned is a normal guy.

And he never says or does anything weird.

So once you know him, you can predict his every move.

While that makes him reliable, it also makes him super boring.

How can Ned help you?

Well, if you want to be exciting, you just do the opposite of what Ned would do.

So before you send your match a text, think:

“What would Normal Ned do in this situation?”

Once you found the predictable, do the unpredictable.

Let’s practice.

Imagine you’re swiping and you bump into the next profile.

Barely legal? Check.

Hot girl? Check.

Naughty bio? *frantically colors the box with a crayon*

Based on this image alone, how do you open her?

(I know this tip is about keeping the conversation going, but the method is the same).

Said differently, “What would Normal Ned say?”

Ned would make a comment about how beautiful she is.

So your only rule for this opener is: don’t comment about her looks.

Got something?

Here’s what I have.

I don’t mean to alarm you

But where I’m from plastic straws are illegal

The FBI is probably already on its way. Come with me if you don’t want to get Guantanamo’d

Let’s have a go at another profile.

Same scenario as before.

Gorgeous woman with a dangerously erotic bio.

And you can’t say the obvious.

What is your icebreaker?

Here’s mine.

I think I’m in love…

With that artwork. Such clean lines. Where is that so I can pay my respects?

See what I did there?

In this case I literally used what I thought Normal Ned would say and gave it a twist.

And you can use this technique during a conversation too.

What do you do for a living?

Normal Ned would simply say the truth, but you keep it unexpected and fun.

I’m a dietician. I shadow my clients and whenever they grab a carb I run up and slap it out of their hand

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Step 5: Tinder like a tactical schemer who just read a book on strategy

If you can only do one thing to increase your matches and find your girlfriend, do this.

Pop, pop.

—Magnitude

No, that’s not right.

A vision without a strategy remains an illusion.

—Lee Bolman

That’s better.

Without a long-term plan, finding your girlfriend may take forever.

But if you strategize, it may take only months.

I know which I prefer.

Part of your strategy is already done: find a girlfriend.

That’s the end.

Now you want to work your way to the start.

  1. Know what kind of woman you like
  2. Have a Tinder portfolio that attracts your dream girl
  3. Write a bio that primes feelings of love and romance
  4. Swipe to get lots of matches
  5. Start conversations using openers that are the opposite of Normal Ned
  6. Lead to the date
  7. Go on a date and watch for sparks
  8. Continue dating the girls that stand out
  9. When you found the One, start a relationship

We haven’t discussed all of these points.

Do you want to know more about leading to the date?

Check out my article on How To Ask A Girl Out Over Text.

That’s all we have on finding a girlfriend on Tinder, brochacho.

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Blessings,
Louis Farfields

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  • Sincerity says:

    Really good article for someone who’s searching for their soul mate!

    Waiting for the counterpart, open relationships and fuck buddies.

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