If you could have a Tinder Hook Up tonight…
…would you want it?
If the answer is yes, then you’re on the right page.
If the answer is no, then what the hell is wrong with you?
This is what you get:
- The ultimate guide to Tinder hookups
- My 10 steps to prepare for the meet up (and end up in bed)
- 6 Must-haves you need to include in your profile that attract hookups
- The #1 technique to make her authentically interested in YOU
- 18+ Screenshot examples with Tinder hook up lines
- The 2 most important insights to know if you want a hookup
- 3 Texts that will get her number ASAP (2 of them are copy pastable)
- What to text her after a successful hookup
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Getting hook ups from online dating apps is an easy feat…. If you know how to present your profile the right way. I’ll guide you on how to start the conversation, get her number, fix the meetup, and get the hookup. All while focussing on being authentic, fun, and respectful.
Is Tinder a hookup app?
I’ll let you in on a secret…
Tinder is a hookup app if you want it to be.
But the men and women looking for a relationship will be served by Tinder as well.
Since you came here looking for tips on hookups, I won’t yap about relationships.
This is a Tinder hook up guide.
(These tips also work on Bumble, PoF, Hinge, Badoo, and any other texting app.)
But just so you’ve seen it, here’s a screenshot of one of the many Tinder marriages:
And even though you’ll rarely see a Tinder bio like this:
Not here for anything serious. I just want some quick fun
There are plenty of women on Tinder who are open to a casual fling.
But they won’t be as transparent about it as you’d like.
I’ll tell you how to spot these wily women later in this article.
Because most of the time, there will be some clear signs that show her true intentions:
But let’s start at the CORE. In the next tip I’ll give you 2 things you HAVE to know if you want hookups on any dating app.
Step #1: Most important 2 things to know
In this tip, I’m going to tell you something you wish you’d known the day you downloaded Tinder.
As you likely know, most men are open to hookups.
I see it all the time when coaching clients.
Even the ones looking for relationships are open for an adventure on the way.
But all of them make the same mistake:
They UNKNOWINGLY send out the wrong signals.
Although they might be looking for a hookup, the women they’re talking to have no clue of their intentions.
The ladies only see a profile and bio that labels them as a platonic friend or boyfriend.
And you can’t blame our Tinder brothers.
Most men suffer from the massive misconception that you have to be hyper gentle and sweet to get women. In short, the male majority believes that women don’t like casual sex.
Plot Twist: women are sexual just like you
Men create the wrong profiles.
Profiles that show what they THINK women want to see.
And end up making the following profile mistakes:
- Sweet, smiling photos
- An overdose of pettability: pictures your newborn nephew, you with your family over Christmas, …
- Boyish vacation pictures
- A well-behaved profile text
- Signs of a successful, balanced life
And it doesn’t just end there.
The anti-casual sex belief also infects the way men text women.
When it comes to texting, misguided men make the next mistakes:
- Asking boring interview-style questions
- Completely unnecessary use of emojis
- Long aimless conversations
- Fake get-to-know-you topics like ‘her day’
Ask yourself, do you think the above profiles and lines get girls in the mood for a Tinder hookup?
Let me answer that for you in case you’re still unsure:
No, they don’t. Not in the slightest.
It’s up to you to show her your MANLY side.
You need to be sending a clear signal that says you are hookup material.
And that’s exactly what I am going to teach you in this article.
We’re starting off with your hookup texts and lines.
And further down we’ll tackle your profile.
Step #2: Tinder hook up openers
Time to arm you with the best hook up openers.
And possibly shock you with a plot twist.
In the last tip, I just told you to step away from aimless chit chat.
If you want to hook up, you want to arm yourself with texts that are funny, teasing, and even challenging
Here’s an example of a guy safeguarding his virginity:
It looks like the girl of this screenshot is way more likely to get laid than our virgin buddy.
Just to make sure you won’t ever copy his mistakes, let’s quickly analyze his texts:
This is the peasant opener. The ultimate display of lack of creativity. It’s rumored to put more girls to sleep than melatonin.
When she asks him what’s up, he says ‘nothing’. He has nothing going on. Nothing happens in his life, I guess. Then he follows it up with a couple of abbreviations.
One of the quickest ways to scare a good amount of women is by using childish abbreviations, poor spelling, and incorrect grammar.
And last but not least, he hits her with a compliment:
He loves her name. Cool.
Not like she had to work to get it. As she politely points out.
By now, chances of him getting a reply have gone down by about 69%.
The opposite side of the spectrum is also very real.
Guys making it VERY clear what they’re after:
Chance of success?
Depends on your profile but probably somewhere around 0.8%
Let’s look at a Tinder hook up line that does give the girl an idea of what you’re after…
…without being hyper boring or too explicit:
And her reply is a guy’s wet dream.
But I’ll be honest with you:
A response like this is a rarity.
And while I agree that you want to telegraph what you’re after, the very start of the conversation is not the best time for radical honesty.
Here’s the goal of your opener:
Break the ice and start a conversation.
And here’s the twist:
Hook up openers don’t have the highest response rate.
They simply don’t.
So why not use an opener that DOES get tons of replies, and leads to the hookup part afterward?
The goal of your first text is to get a reply and start a conversation.
There’s one text that does this better than ANY other.
My Clickbait Opener.
I’m not exaggerating when I say that I get multiple emails every week with guys thanking me for this opener.
Besides the opener, you also get free access to my secret video.
Where you’ll see me explaining exactly how to use this icebreaker, and what to text next.
Plus, you’ll get 7 screenshot examples along with a few bonus tips.
Thank me later.
Or don’t thank me at all.
With the whole hook up opener myth demolished, let’s look at the texts to send AFTER breaking the ice.
Because after the opener is where you get her excited for the hookup.
Step #3: Tinder hookup lines
Now, I’m going to show you real texts that got guys laid and texts that got dudes unmatched.
But first things first.
To seduce someone, and have a successful Tinder hook up conversation, it’s important to realize that the basics still apply.
You’re a guy that likes girls.
She’s a girl that likes boys.
You both liked each other’s profile. So looks don’t appear to be a problem.
Now before she asks “wanna bang?”, which she will 99% of the time do in WAY subtler ways, there’s one more thing you need to do:
Don’t screw up the conversation.
Here’s an interesting approach from a girl.
Rather than boring her match with horrible classics like:
- How are you? 🙂
- What do you do for work?
- How was your day?
- What are you doing?
She goes for the kill:
Note that she doesn’t instantly go for the number.
There’s a clever buildup.
She makes it seem like there’s an actual computer problem that she needs help with.
And I don’t know about you, but about 69% of men have been contacted purely for their computer and IT skills before.
And then… plot twist!
She goes from just using you as a free helpdesk, to complimenting you. Immediately followed by asking your number.
The guy is blown away by her clever trap, and probably instantly gave his digits.
One minor detail:
Men are ten times easier than women when it comes to hookups.
Once we’ve approved of her looks, we just want the shortest route toward vayjayland.
Women, on the other hand, run a whole checklist:
- Do I feel comfortable?
- Will I be safe?
- Will it be awkward?
- Is he respectful?
- Do I feel attracted to his personality?
And even though the next guy is extremely forward, no women will ever need to ask herself:
“Does he want a hookup, or a steady relationship?”
His opener is straight to the point
(and stolen from this iconic movie scene:)
What’s more interesting about his hook up conversation, is that he opens super sexually by saying he’s here to clap cheeks.
(Which I don’t recommend. In fact one of my texting rules is to never directly sexualize in your opener.)
But then, when she defuses his attempt at sexualizing by saying:
He doesn’t try to persuade her, in fact, he does the opposite. He lets it be. He walks away and he says:
And THAT is the interesting part.
Look at her reply:
From deflecting the sexual vibe to proposing it.
What this guy does really well, and you can do just as well, is de-escalating in order to escalate.
Have you ever been in a situation where someone showed interest in you over a long period of time?
And suddenly, that person isn’t interested anymore?
For some phucked up reason, it’s very possible that their disinterest in you suddenly makes you interested in them.
Now we’re not going to dive into deep detail and brabble half an hour about why we chase people who ignore us. Instead, I’m going to tell you that disinterest also raises attraction in the short term.
As a matter of fact, that’s exactly what happened in the last screenshot example.
Do note that there has to be SOME intrigue in you to make this work. You can’t show interest in someone who hates you, then take away your interest and expect them to suddenly want you.
Not going to happen.
Either way, one thing is for sure. If your goal is a hookup, you want to get her number sooner than later.
Because if you lay out your cards on the table, and she doesn’t like what she sees, there’s a fair chance you’ll get unmatched.
Especially if your methods of seduction are similar to the last gent’s approach.
So take her number, and shoot the risky hook up lines there.
Your undercover Tinder score will thank you.
The type of jokes you don’t want to risk sending on the dating app.
Step #4: Asking her number
In this tip, you get 3 ways to get her number…
…Plus 3 reasons why you have to get the number ASAP.
I just told you that by getting her number, you safeguard yourself from too many unmatches. Unmatches that can potentially harm your ELO score.
Here are two other reasons to get her number sooner than later:
- Tinder is FULL of absolutely CLUELESS men. You can stand out on the app, but you’re still in her Tinder inbox. That’s the place where she gets swarmed with peasant openers and other boring texts.
- Her iMsg, WhatsApp, whatever inbox using her number, on the other hand, is a place for family and friends. And occasionally a guy that made it past the dating app. It’s a more comfortable and trustworthy place than her dating app inbox.
Katie has had it with Tinder’s population of clueless men.
Now allow me to give you three ways to get her number.
Starting with one you can blatantly steal and copy-paste without using a single brain cell.
It all starts with a simple question:
Check it out:
Just like in the screenshot, you’ll also find out if your match has good humor, or if she too, prefers not using a single brain cell.
A more preferred response would be:
And the rest is history.
Second method? Let’s go!
And then you go:
(___) ___ – ____
And then ideally, she likes your idea and replies something like:
Exit Tinder, hello WhatsApp!
Of course, there’s also the method that we saw in Step 3. That cheesy but cute opener a girl used on a guy.
Or, a bonus way… you can get her number without gimmicks. And just ask for her number on any peak in the conversation.
Or my personal favorite way… Just give her your number. Here are two fresh screenshot examples:
My match and I were bantering about something and the topic fizzled out.
It’s my task to transition into something new.
Or… if you have a solid profile that inspires your matches, SHE can make this transition.
Exactly what happened here.
A story I don’t mind sharing, but it’s a bit lengthy to type…
The perfect opportunity to get her number, by giving her your number.
And the rest is history.
Another screenshot example of a Tinder hook up conversation where I get the number?
First of all, remember what we talked about in Step #3? De-escalation?
A mix of de-escalation and self-deprecating humor is at work here.
And it’s working wonders.
This woman is clearly enjoying our conversation, and now literally asks for more attention:
I agree she does it in a brattish and spoiled manner, but that’s fine.
(Women easily get away with this kind of behavior on dating apps. Because most of us men, unfortunately, jump through hoops for them at the snap of their finger.)
So, I get her number by giving her my numbers.
This is also a good example of getting her number at a peak in the conversation.
Btw, a great side-effect of giving your number and making HER text YOU, is that she’s already investing more. She has to put in the effort to save your number and add a name. PLUS, she has to initiate contact on the new platform.
Alright, I just gave you 5 ways to get her number.
By now you’ll be texting over WhatsApp, iMsg, Wechat, Telegram, Viber, whatever.
The time to ask her out is near.
After a couple of texts directly to her number, you can usually safely ask her out.
Step #5: Ask her out over text
Let’s take a quick break from reading and just watch a video instead.
Everything you need to know to ask her out over text, transferred into your brain in just 5 minutes:
If you’re watching this on your phone and you don’t have limitless data…
…then lol what cave are you living in bro, you absolute primate.
Then just read on and save the video for later OR, open my article on the subject in a new tab.
You can find my tips and tricks on how to ask a girl out over text right here.
Now, once you’ve asked her out, you just need to do one more thing.
Before you actually meet up, you need to keep the conversation going until the date is there.
Let’s see exactly how, in the next step!
Step #6: Keep the conversation going
It’s a good question.
You probably don’t even like texting.
It’s a means to an end.
A step in the process of meeting the girl you like.
And once the date is fixed, you’d preferably just text nothing until the meetup.
But can you do that?
Leave a couple days of silence and then just show up for the date?
The answer is no, you can’t.
Emotions fade quickly at this point of the relationship. And people are busy. Some girls will lose interest when they don’t hear from you for a while. And some will just forget you guys were supposed to hang out.
So you want her to know three things:
- You’re still alive
- You’re still interested
- You’re still funny, interesting, and all those other good things
That’s the bad news:
you still need to text her.
And here’s the good news:
You can achieve all those three things VERY EASILY.
And here’s the even better news:
You don’t need to ask deep questions, share intimate stories, or pretend to be smart.
Summon a smile on her face and you’re set.
So how can you do that?
Here are 5 ideas:
- Come across a funny video? Share it with her
- Someone send you a meme that makes you giggle? Share it with her
- See something worth sharing throughout your day? Share it with her
- See anything that reminds you of something you and her talk about? Share it with her
- None of the above? Make up a joke and share it with her
I just made that up.
But it would do.
Because it has everything your I-am-still-alive-and-didn’t-forget-about-our-date-text needs to have.
- It’s light
- It’s funny
- It doesn’t need anything from her
Need another example? Let me pull another one out of my ass:
Not the best text ever, but at least it’s light, semi-funny, and it doesn’t desperately ask her if the date is still on.
What the line does cleverly do, is remind her that the date IS still on in your books.
There you go.
That’s all you need to know to keep her interested enough until it’s Tinder date time.
If you’re still a bit unsure of what to talk about in general, then I got something JUICY for you.
In the next tip, I’m sharing what is possibly the most important advice in this article.
Bonus: THIS is what makes her interested in YOU.
You’re tired of being the one having to prove himself on dating apps.
Sometimes it feels like as a guy, YOU always have to win HER over…
You’re the one trying to get HER to like YOU.
And it sucks.
So how can we make this less sucky?
I’m glad you ask.
Because I have one simple Tinder trick for you.
In fact, I don’t really like the words ‘trick’ as it could be confused with tricking someone.
And we’re about to do the opposite of tricking someone.
Look, here’s what most men do to ‘trick’ people into liking them.
They mold their behavior and speech into something what they THINK the other person wants to hear.
Imagine you get this text from a girl you like.
And you’re trying to make her like you.
What will your natural reaction be?
Say something that she will like.
Makes sense right? If she likes the things you say, then she’ll also like you.
Your grandma probably used the same tactic on you back in the day. Always giving you a sweet when you came around. To encourage you to visit her more often. (And probably also because she loves you <3)
And it worked.
Well guess what?
It doesn’t work for online dating (or offline) dating. It just doesn’t work in dating.
There’s a ton of potential outcomes but the two most common results are these:
- You’re saying what you think she wants to hear. Not what you actually think. And as much as you might like the results… you can’t keep this up.
- You’re focussed on getting from her what you want, instead of being authentic. Leave that to sociopaths, psychopaths, and other wackos.
Only a connection based on authenticity is capable of lasting healthily.
Prevent this scenario by being authentic.
Now that you’ve endured my little psychology speech, let’s get to that ‘trick’.
Sometimes girls send you texts that’ll send you reeling.
“How the heck do I answer this?” you think to yourself.
An all too familiar event.
But why hurt your head inventing your own material, if you can steal my material?
Grab the 10 Texts That Always Work, and you’ll rarely worry about how to reply.
Remember what the girl that you like just texted you?
Let’s assume that you saw The Joker and actually liked it.
If you’re completely honest with me, then I think we can agree that even though you want to text something like:
I know, this isn’t exactly what you would say. You’d never use these exact words. I haven’t met you face to face, so I don’t know how you phrase things.
The point is the nature of the message.
It’s brutal and authentic. It’s what you really think.
But you’d probably end up texting something like this:
Very diplomatic of you!
Not only diplomatic, but also ready for the friendzone.
Opposite opinions shouldn’t be stashed away.
It’s by sharing them with her that she understands that you value your own opinion, and therefore yourself.
You’re not the Average Joe she walks over and kicks into the friendzone.
Respect yourself, brother.
Step #7: Meet up & Preparation
10 quick tips to make your meetup so smooth she thinks you’re a player.
Some you have to apply BEFORE the date, and some DURING the date.
This first tip is so simple, yet 99% of men are too lazy to apply it.
The day of your meetup, quickly scroll through the text convo you had with her.
She’s told you what she studies/studied and what she does now.
She likely told you about her siblings too.
She also told you about her favorite song/movie/color.
If you remember these, or random little details she ever brought up, you’re scoring easy points.
It’s nice to talk to someone who actually listens and remembers.
And no, you don’t need to study your conversation like a top tier nerd on Ritalin the night before his most important exam ever. Just scroll through once and you’re good to go.
If you’re hoping for a hookup, then make sure you can leave your house knowing it’s hook up proof.
That means your house doesn’t look like a dump.
It also means your bed has clean sheets.
Trust me, no one like laying in a bed that has hair, lipstick, underwear, or even bodily fluids from the last person still there.
You’d think this is common sense, but I shamefully have to admit that I once was inconsiderate enough to make these mistakes.
Make sure to clean your flatscreen mirror.
During the date, or even BEFORE the date, find out what her schedule for the next day is.
If you’re hoping for a hookup after a long night at the bar filled with beers and cocktails…
…then you’ll be very disappointed when she suddenly has to go because she has a yoga class the next morning at 9am.
No matter how much you like a girl, you wouldn’t miss a sports practice the next morning for a night of bedroom acrobatics, would you?
Just kidding, of course you would, you simple, simple man.
But she wouldn’t.
She’s not as easy as you and I.
So figure out her schedule before you plan your meetup.
Don’t meet up at the venue.
Instead, pick a meeting point about 10 minutes walking distance from the venue.
This way the two of you can meet in public, nice and safe.
Plus, your date starts with 10 minutes of light exercise.
- Literally walk off any stress
- Motion creates emotion
- No awkward first 10 minutes sitting at a table with a complete stranger
Speaking of sitting at a table…
Don’t sit in front of your date when grabbing a drink.
It’s not a job interview.
Nor is it a staredown.
(Unless you make it a staredown and then make her pay for the next round because she loses the staredown once you start making sexual faces and she is forced to look away because she feels hyper-embarrassed.)
When you enter a bar (never a restaurant, don’t have dinner) choose the best available table and let the lady choose where she wants to sit.
You then simply choose the spot next to her and tell her that’s where you’d like to sit.
Bonus points if you both have vision of the bar and can people watch together.
You already know to meet up at walking distance from your first venue.
You also know you pick the table and then let her choose her seat.
AKA you are leading.
A manly man leads.
This way he gives the woman the opportunity to fully relax.
It can feel extremely refreshing and unwinding to just follow someone. Especially if she has made tough decisions all day long at work.
This doesn’t mean you decide what she drinks and does.
It just means that you know what you want, and you have a plan for your date.
That plan should include party vibes, but that’s for #7.
This one isn’t easy, but you have to try.
If you want your date to be memorable, and your match to feel all sorts of feels for you…
…then you need to give her the biggest party you can.
Just like an American date this week texted me about:
I’m talking about this part:
So how do you achieve that part?
Just like I told you in #5, you meet up 10 minutes from your destination.
This way you can instantly lead (the way).
I took us to one of my favorite bars.
There I ran into a friend and I introduced the two.
We decided the bar was kind of dead that night, so we walked across the city to another bar.
We invited a female friend of mine to join and ended up going to a club.
All four of us together.
And it ended with her expecting a kiss, and me not giving it.
More on that in #8.
Moral of the story: don’t underestimate how powerful it is to move and visit different venues in one date.
The whole will feel super dynamic and hit all sorts of feels on all kinds of levels.
Give her the best party you can.
Ever had a kiss fumble at the end of your date?
You’re not sure if she wants it…
You’re not sure if you should ask or just stare in her eyes for 5 seconds like in the movies or…
Or maybe you knew she expected the kiss at the end, and you simply couldn’t handle the pressure. So you didn’t even try to kiss her.
That’s why my advice on kisses during a Tinder hook up date is this:
Don’t kiss her at the end of the date.
Kiss her earlier.
Personally, I’ll either go in for the kill when the date is going really well and the attraction is so present you could go days without food. Or just when there’s a bit of attraction and I’m pretty sure we are interested in each other.
OR… I don’t kiss at all. 0 kisses during the whole date.
No better way to keep all the tension there.
Sure, you could receive a text saying you lost 1 point for not kissing at the end.
But it’ll make the next date not only more likely to happen, it’ll also start with certain desires already there.
OR… you’ll have a whole lot of tension that could be solved by turning your Tinder date into…
A Tinder hook up date.
TextGod coach Dan has his own little trick to kiss mid date while walking.
Highly effective too…
But that’s a story for another time.
“But Louis, how do you create that tension that makes her want to kiss?”
A question I’ll gladly answer in #9.
My ninth tip for your Tinder sex date is to…
Here’s a screenshot example a date sent me after we hung out:
See that one line she says there?
That’s like a superpower when it comes to hookups.
During every date there will be a point where you’re asked about what you like or dislike.
Don’t beat around the bush.
Whether it’s about food preferences, fashion, your opinion on squirrels, or more kinky stuff.
(When it comes to sexual topics and the vibe of the date is right then sure, be direct about them.
As long as you’re in the early or midway of your Tinder conversation, then avoid being directly sexual.)
The funny thing is what she texts right after she says I’m direct:
So she likes two physical things I don’t have.
(Someone reading this is now screaming: “BULLSHIT!!! DATING IS ONLY ABOUT LOOKS AND MONEY. FUCKING SCAM SITE!”)
But she does like something else:
Shoutout to all my Dutch readers, you lazy mofokkaz❤️
So directness is not just about verbal things.
It ties into leading.
It also ties into physicality.
Like when she was standing on some platform at the party, looking for my friends. Once she found them and pointed me to their location, I signaled to her to hop on my back. And then carried her back to my friends.
People that like each other, touch each other.
I know this next one sounds obvious.
I also know I’m not your dad.
And I also know I’m not your mother either…
…but son, use a condom.
Also don’t just carry one condom on you.
It can break and it can get lost.
Also don’t use her condom.
Use your own, safe, reliable condom.
She doesn’t know your donger. YOU know your donger and you should know what condom is perfect for you.
Don’t make anyone pregnant.
Don’t get any STD’s.
Definitely don’t give any STD’s.
Use a condom.
Last but not least, a quick video of ten things you should never do on your (first) (Tinder) date:
Now let’s talk about the actual hook up itself.
Step #8: Hook up
I give online dating advice and texting advice.
The hook up itself is something else.
But I won’t let my brethren ride into battle without some battle-tried tactics.
Here are three things that will significantly improve your odds.
And each of them is easy to do
First, make sure to have music playing at your place.
Personally, I only listen three genres:
Hard rap, emotional singer songwriter stuff, and baby making music.
Needless to say I only play the third genre when it’s Tinder hook up time.
Both TextGod coach Dan and Jay have a playlist for anything sexytime-related.
Secondly, make sure you have cozy lights.
Whether it’s yellow-orangish light, or you have those LED light strips that change into any color of your choosing, doesn’t matter.
Just stay away from bright light and white light.
It’s a (Tinder) hook up, not a dentist appointment.
Thirdly, you need a cozy sofa that allows you to really sink in to get super comfy.
Don’t have such a sofa (ideally with a soft blanket)?
Then make sure your bed doubles as a movie theater.
Coach Dan always has massage oil at hand, and also took some workshops to master the art.
Those skills can certainly help, but an amateur massage is just fine as well.
Now there’s one thing that makes every hook up feel better.
And no, it’s not water-based lube, you backdoor using pervert.
Last years there was so much discussion about consent that some people tend to avoid the topic.
Again, I’m not your father, mother, highschool sex education teacher, or your priest…
…but do yourself a favor and watch the hilarious 2:50 video below:
Step #9: Send a post-hook-up text
On a scale from 1 to 10, where are you?
1 Being a primitive beastman. Living in a cave. Illiterate, uneducated, and covered in yesterday’s spaghetti sauce.
10 Being the gentlest of sirs. Full mastery of the etiquette and respectful towards everyone.
Personally, I am around 6.9/10.
(I’d easily go up to an 8 but I refuse to wash off yesterday’s spaghetti sauce.)
Anyway, if you are over a 2/10, then you know what to do after every hook up:
Send her a grateful text afterward.
Be careful though.
This text can quickly do two things:
- Make her think you are in love and will die if you don’t see her again ASAP
- Make her think you see her as a sex toy and scare her off
This article is about Tinder hook ups, but I don’t know your situation. I don’t know your ideal situation with this girl.
What I do know, is that in general, it’s best to keep your text friendly, short, and polite.
🚨POP QUIZ TIME🚨
Which of these three texts is the best post hook up message?
If text number 1 or 2 didn’t make you feel nauseous, then you are a 1 on that scale we just talked about.
Number 3 is the way to go.
Make sure to personalize your text though. It has to come from you. Just like any other text you ever send.
The girl will be glad to hear from you.
And life is so much better when you can make other people feel good, isn’t it?
When TextGod gives ‘live laugh love’ advice instead of actual dating advice.
Anyway, we’ve talked a ton about HOW you should text to get the hookup.
But we have yet to cover the most important part.
The profile for hooking up through Tinder.
How to build a profile for hooking up
You are wasting most of your hookup chances if you don’t follow the following profile tips.
Seriously, about 95% of men do this wrong.
Whenever my team and I enroll new clients, we first ask them what their goal is.
Why are they doing online dating?
For you, that’s easy.
You most likely just googled something about Tinder hookups.
So chances seem pretty slim that you’re looking for the mother of your children.
If you are indeed looking for Tinder hookups, then your profile has to look manly.
It has to look adventurous and fun.
That means you minimize looking like husband material.
Don’t flood your profile with these
- Photos with your pets
- Suits and other signs of successful independency
- Cozy holiday photos with the fam
- Non-macho hobbies (board games, hiking, …)
- Anything else that screams ‘boyfriend material’ Like cooking.
It’s OK to have one or two in your profile.
If you have 0, then you’ll look as trustworthy as the lawyer of the person suing you.
But if you have too many of these, then you’ll look like the ideal son-in-law that says “I love making love to you” when a woman asks him to talk dirty.
If you recognize some of your photos on this list, then delete them.
It’s time to shoot some of these manly shots instead.
All of the following things can boost your hookup-worthiness
- A serious/focussed look
- Showing off your muscles (not in a cheap way, keep it classy)
- Manly, relaxed, casual poses
- Leather jacket or ink (Yes, nerd, ink means tattoos.)
- Adventurous hobbies (Surf, snowboard, BMX, mountain biking, climbing, bungee jumping, martial arts, …)
- Any shot that shows authority (e.g. You giving a presentation for an audience.)
- Use the photo trick to have a better jawline (A defined jawline is subconsciously associated with higher testosterone levels.)
If your profile has a good amount of these, then she won’t think you are boyfriend material anymore.
She’ll think you have a confirmed kill count of at least 69.
She’ll think that if the movie ‘The Revenant’ was with you instead of DiCaprio, the movie would have been way shorter because you would fuck that bear up in no time.
Beware: You might get less matches with a flirty profile like this. Any woman looking for something more serious, or at least the potential for something serious, will pass up on you.
Which shouldn’t concern you if you are looking for something casual.
Now, last but not least: time for some Tinder hookup etiquette.
Tinder Hookup Etiquette
It’s a trap!
If you’ve read this article then you already know this.
If you haven’t read this article then you can rest assured the lord shall not bestow you with spontaneous hookups, sinner!
Show her your authentic self, be direct, give her the best party you can, and be respectful.
There’s a Tinder hookup waiting for you if you follow the advice from this article. 100%.
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