81 Best Tinder Taglines, Captions and Quotes For Guys

Maybe you want more matches or better conversations. Perhaps you just want to give your dating profile a facelift.

Whatever your reason for being here, you want the best Tinder taglines, captions, and quotes for guys.

Great. Because that’s exactly what you’re going to get.

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How important are Tinder taglines for your bio?

A Tinder bio can make all the difference when it comes to high-quality matches.

But probably not for the reasons you think.

A Tinder bio isn’t magic.

It won’t make the difference between no matches and matching with a Playboy Bunny.

So what can you realistically expect a Tinder tagline to do?

  • To get a girl who’s on the fence about your photos to swipe you right.
  • To get girls to text you first.

Which is a pretty sweet deal for adding just a few words to your Tinder profile.

If you want to give your entire profile a facelift, check out this article:

If you want more information on writing a great bio, check out this article:

Anyway, here come the copy-pastable Tinder taglines, quotes, and captions that’ll get you the success you want.

Tinder taglines every guy can use

  • Your favorite food will tell me if we’ll get along
  • I have more oversized hoodies than you and your friends combined
  • Will cook if you do the dishes
  • Will totally humiliate you at Jenga
  • Caffeine-dependent life form
  • Dating me is like finding an extra chicken nugget in your McDonalds
  • Don’t hate me if I read every plaque in a museum
  • We’ll get along if you can enjoy a water balloon fight
  • Does calling it a button-up shirt instead of a button-down shirt make me an optimist?
  • I still don’t know how to act when people sing me happy birthday
  • My last Tinder date opened my mail when I was in the bathroom
  • Never again will I try to swat a bumblebee as I’m driving down the freeway
  • The worst idea I’ve ever had was using my favorite song as my alarm
  • Communicates in grunts and hugs before 10 AM
  • My grandma once gave me beard oil and a comb. I was 11
  • This year I want to play a dead body on a crime show
  • I like my steak well done
  • I know all the words to the Pokerap song
  • I will always bring you a snack even if you said you didn’t want one
  • I can convince you to delete this app forever after just one date
  • Being enthusiastic is worth 25 IQ points
  • I bet you can’t beat me at a staring contest
  • We’ll get along if you have the right combination of cocky and humble
  • The highlight of my day is coming home and finding leftover pizza
  • I microwave a mean mac and cheese
  • Unusually skilled at binging Netflix
  • If you’re afraid to go to the toilet with the door open, we won’t get along
  • Awkward for the first 10 minutes, surprisingly charming after
  • I’m weirdly attracted to girls who can make me laugh
  • I love it when animals sit on the couch like people
  • I’d donate my kidney to (your favorite thing in the world)
  • If money didn’t matter I’d be a (your ideal job)
  • You can find me outside trying to get a kitty to like me
  • A good workout has me smelling like a freshly toasted Pop-Tart
  • Let’s play Mario Kart
  • #1 bad boy. Still bad at everything
  • Just got a bad haircut and am feeling especially self-conscious
  • My biggest turn on is chatting for 3 months without meeting
  • Tell me your favorite snack
  • I’m a bit like a McDouble. I look nothing like my photos but you’ll love me when you’re desperate enough
  • Been listening to the same 200 songs for the last 15 years
  • Currently serving a lifetime ban on wearing white while eating
  • I always talk to animals in an annoying baby voice
  • I go back and forth between ‘IDGAF confident’ and ‘I really could use a compliment’
  • I can hear the soft buzzing of my fridge from another room but can’t watch Netflix without subtitles
  • Deep down I’m a backstreet boy
  • Turning my one pack into a six without skipping ice cream
  • My ideal night out is ramen and live jazz
  • Tell me the soundtrack to your life
  • I feel the most empowered when I give zero fucks
  • Most famous for my terrible comebacks
  • I’m most grateful for burritos
  • Still hoping to guest star on Buffy the Vampire Slayer
  • My mother would describe me as her son
  • I want to be reborn as a Wagyu cow
  • The thing I hate most in the world is calories

After you match a cutie, you want to instantly become one of her favorites. And you don’t do that by sending her ‘Hey’. Instead, you want to go with something like this:

Light-hearted and quirky Tinder taglines

  • Horses get farted on more than any other animal #savetheanimals
  • Olives taste like violence
  • Not good enough to have imposter syndrome
  • 3rd Base is when you see me having an anxiety attack
  • If I say ‘I’m hungry’ we have about 23 minutes until I’m a different person
  • Tattoos are a great conversation starter, that’s why I regret getting them
  • My wildest sexual fantasy is quitting my job
  • Equality means equal parts peanut butter and jelly
  • My favorite quality in a person is an unrelenting desire to grab tacos
  • Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive
  • Waffles are pancakes ribbed for your pleasure

Polarizing Tinder taglines

  • If you’re afraid to toot in front of me after the 3rd date, swipe left
  • Pineapple goes on pizza like tongues go in assholes. It’s not for everyone, but those who enjoy it are just a little bit more sophisticated
  • Feeling cute, might delete Tinder later. 💋 If you’re not 6’5 don’t talk to me. I never message first. If you’re poor you don’t deserve a man. My puppy Constance is the most important woman in my life. 💓
  • Liberal thinker, conservative donger, moderate fun
  • Cereal is my second favorite thing to eat in bed
  • Not into casual hook ups. Only into ranked competitive hook ups
  • If you don’t read, I don’t shag
  • We’ll get along if the little spoon is your favorite position
  • My ideal night out is waking up outside without pants #NakedandAfraid

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Tinder taglines if you’re looking for a relationship

  • Steal my sweater and put your cold feet on me already!
  • If you’re cool I’ll try to hold your hand
  • Hoping to be swept off my feet, but have low expectations
  • Integrity is sexy as phuck

Tinder taglines if you’re older

  • If you’re over 35, it’s time to forget about young boys and find a guy who can re-do your drywall and fix your faucet

Those were the 81 Tinder taglines for guys.

Pick your favorite and I promise you’ll get more first texts than ever before.

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