81 Best Tinder Taglines, Captions and Quotes For Guys

Maybe you want more matches or better conversations. Perhaps you just want to give your dating profile a facelift.

Whatever your reason for being here, you want the best Tinder taglines, captions, and quotes for guys.

Great. Because that’s exactly what you’re going to get.

In this article:More...

Important: Just letting you know I am currently letting guys use my Profile Checklist for free. It's a simple fill-in-the-blanks code that shows you what to change about your profile. It's the first step to getting all the matches you want. Get it here for free.

How important are Tinder taglines for your bio?

A Tinder bio can make all the difference when it comes to high-quality matches.

But probably not for the reasons you think.

A Tinder bio isn’t magic.

It won’t make the difference between no matches and matching with a Playboy Bunny.

So what can you realistically expect a Tinder tagline to do?

  • To get a girl who’s on the fence about your photos to swipe you right.
  • To get girls to text you first.

Which is a pretty sweet deal for adding just a few words to your Tinder profile.

If you want to give your entire profile a facelift, check out this article:

If you want more information on writing a great bio, check out this article:

Anyway, here come the copy-pastable Tinder taglines, quotes, and captions that’ll get you the success you want.

Tinder taglines every guy can use

  • Your favorite food will tell me if we’ll get along
  • I have more oversized hoodies than you and your friends combined
  • Will cook if you do the dishes
  • Will totally humiliate you at Jenga
  • Caffeine-dependent life form
  • Dating me is like finding an extra chicken nugget in your McDonalds
  • Don’t hate me if I read every plaque in a museum
  • We’ll get along if you can enjoy a water balloon fight
  • Does calling it a button-up shirt instead of a button-down shirt make me an optimist?
  • I still don’t know how to act when people sing me happy birthday
  • My last Tinder date opened my mail when I was in the bathroom
  • Never again will I try to swat a bumblebee as I’m driving down the freeway
  • The worst idea I’ve ever had was using my favorite song as my alarm
  • Communicates in grunts and hugs before 10 AM
  • My grandma once gave me beard oil and a comb. I was 11
  • This year I want to play a dead body on a crime show
  • I like my steak well done
  • I know all the words to the Pokerap song
  • I will always bring you a snack even if you said you didn’t want one
  • I can convince you to delete this app forever after just one date
  • Being enthusiastic is worth 25 IQ points
  • I bet you can’t beat me at a staring contest
  • We’ll get along if you have the right combination of cocky and humble
  • The highlight of my day is coming home and finding leftover pizza
  • I microwave a mean mac and cheese
  • Unusually skilled at binging Netflix
  • If you’re afraid to go to the toilet with the door open, we won’t get along
  • Awkward for the first 10 minutes, surprisingly charming after
  • I’m weirdly attracted to girls who can make me laugh
  • I love it when animals sit on the couch like people
  • I’d donate my kidney to (your favorite thing in the world)
  • If money didn’t matter I’d be a (your ideal job)
  • You can find me outside trying to get a kitty to like me
  • A good workout has me smelling like a freshly toasted Pop-Tart
  • Let’s play Mario Kart
  • #1 bad boy. Still bad at everything
  • Just got a bad haircut and am feeling especially self-conscious
  • My biggest turn on is chatting for 3 months without meeting
  • Tell me your favorite snack
  • I’m a bit like a McDouble. I look nothing like my photos but you’ll love me when you’re desperate enough
  • Been listening to the same 200 songs for the last 15 years
  • Currently serving a lifetime ban on wearing white while eating
  • I always talk to animals in an annoying baby voice
  • I go back and forth between ‘IDGAF confident’ and ‘I really could use a compliment’
  • I can hear the soft buzzing of my fridge from another room but can’t watch Netflix without subtitles
  • Deep down I’m a backstreet boy
  • Turning my one pack into a six without skipping ice cream
  • My ideal night out is ramen and live jazz
  • Tell me the soundtrack to your life
  • I feel the most empowered when I give zero fucks
  • Most famous for my terrible comebacks
  • I’m most grateful for burritos
  • Still hoping to guest star on Buffy the Vampire Slayer
  • My mother would describe me as her son
  • I want to be reborn as a Wagyu cow
  • The thing I hate most in the world is calories

After you match a cutie, you want to instantly become one of her favorites. And you don’t do that by sending her ‘Hey’. Instead, you want to go with something like this:

Light-hearted and quirky Tinder taglines

  • Horses get farted on more than any other animal #savetheanimals
  • Olives taste like violence
  • Not good enough to have imposter syndrome
  • 3rd Base is when you see me having an anxiety attack
  • If I say ‘I’m hungry’ we have about 23 minutes until I’m a different person
  • Tattoos are a great conversation starter, that’s why I regret getting them
  • My wildest sexual fantasy is quitting my job
  • Equality means equal parts peanut butter and jelly
  • My favorite quality in a person is an unrelenting desire to grab tacos
  • Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive
  • Waffles are pancakes ribbed for your pleasure

Polarizing Tinder taglines

  • If you’re afraid to toot in front of me after the 3rd date, swipe left
  • Pineapple goes on pizza like tongues go in assholes. It’s not for everyone, but those who enjoy it are just a little bit more sophisticated
  • Feeling cute, might delete Tinder later. 💋 If you’re not 6’5 don’t talk to me. I never message first. If you’re poor you don’t deserve a man. My puppy Constance is the most important woman in my life. 💓
  • Liberal thinker, conservative donger, moderate fun
  • Cereal is my second favorite thing to eat in bed
  • Not into casual hook ups. Only into ranked competitive hook ups
  • If you don’t read, I don’t shag
  • We’ll get along if the little spoon is your favorite position
  • My ideal night out is waking up outside without pants #NakedandAfraid

Find it difficult to know what to talk about after you break the ice? Check out this next article:

Tinder taglines if you’re looking for a relationship

  • Steal my sweater and put your cold feet on me already!
  • If you’re cool I’ll try to hold your hand
  • Hoping to be swept off my feet, but have low expectations
  • Integrity is sexy as phuck

Tinder taglines if you’re older

  • If you’re over 35, it’s time to forget about young boys and find a guy who can re-do your drywall and fix your faucet

Those were the 81 Tinder taglines for guys.

Pick your favorite and I promise you’ll get more first texts than ever before.

This creates another problem: you may get texts that you don’t know how to answer.

No problem.

I’ve got just what you need, the 10 Texts That Always Work.

Whether you:

  • Don’t know what to say
  • Want a good tease
  • Something funny
  • Or a way to ask for her number in a non-needy way

The 10 Texts have the right answer. Grab them for free by clicking the link.

Enjoy.

Blessings,
Louis Farfields

And don't forget your download below ;)

Get my best stuff for FREE!

The Clickbait Opener

Get the highest response rate of my 40 best openers

10 Texts That Always Work

Stop worrying about what to say. Steal my lines instead!

The Dating Profile Checklist

Fill in the blanks, improve your profile, get more matches

The Personality Slicing Seminar Recordings

My secret method to get any girl craving your attention

Yes, give me your stuff!

For more tips, check out these related articles:

Comments

Write a comment