81 Best Tinder Taglines For Guys

Maybe you want more matches or better conversations.

Perhaps you just want to give your dating profile a facelift.

Whatever your reason is for being here, you want the best Tinder taglines for guys.


Because that’s exactly what you’re going to get.

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The most crucial thing about Tinder taglines

A Tinder bio can make all the difference when it comes to high-quality matches.

But probably not for the reasons you think.

A Tinder bio isn’t magic.

It won’t make the difference between no matches and matching with a Playboy Bunny.

So what can you realistically expect a Tinder tagline to do?

  • To get a girl who’s on the fence about your photos to swipe you right
  • To get girls to text you first

Which is a pretty sweet deal for adding just a few words to your Tinder profile.

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Anyway, here come the copy pastable Tinder taglines that’ll get you the success you want.

Tinder taglines every guy can use

1. Your favorite food will tell me if we get along

2. I have more oversized hoodies than you and your friends combined

3. Will cook if you do the dishes

4. Will totally humiliate you at Jenga

5. Caffeine-dependent life form

6. Dating me is like finding an extra chicken nugget in your McDonalds

7. Don’t hate me if I read every plaque in a museum

8. We’ll get along if you can enjoy a water balloon fight

9. Does calling it a button-up shirt instead of a button-down shirt make me an optimist?

10. I still don’t know how to act when people sing me happy birthday

11. My last Tinder date opened my mail when I was in the bathroom

12. Never again will I try to swat a bumblebee as I’m driving down the freeway

13. The worst idea I’ve ever had was using my favorite song as my alarm

14. Communicates in grunts and hugs before 10 AM

15. My grandma once gave me beard oil and a comb. I was 11

16. This year I want to play a dead body on a crime show

17. I like my steak well done

18. I know all the word to the Pokerap song

19. I will always bring you a snack even if you said you didn’t want one

20. I can convince you to delete this app forever after just one date

21. Being enthusiastic is worth 25 IQ points

22. I bet you can’t beat me at a staring contest

23. We’ll get along if you have the right combination of cocky and humble

24. The highlight of my day is coming home and finding leftover pizza

25. I microwave a mean mac and cheese

26. Unusually skilled at binging Netflix

27. If you’re afraid to go to the toilet with the door open, we won’t get along

28. Awkward for the first 10 minutes, surprisingly charming after

29. I’m weirdly attracted to girls who can make me laugh

30. I love it when animals sit on the couch like people

31. I’d donate my kidney to (your favorite thing in the world)

32. If money didn’t matter I’d be a (your ideal job)

33. You can find me outside trying to get a kitty to like me

34. A good workout has me smelling like a freshly toasted Pop-Tart

35. Let’s play Mario Kart

36. #1 bad boy. Still bad at everything

37. Just got a bad haircut and am feeling especially self-conscious

38. My biggest turn on is chatting for 3 months without meeting

39. Tell me your favorite snack

40. I’m a bit like a McDouble. I look nothing like my photos but you’ll love me when you’re desperate enough

41. Been listening to the same 200 songs for the last 15 years

42. Currently serving a lifetime ban on wearing white while eating

43. I always talk to animals in an annoying baby voice

44. I go back and forth between ‘IDGAF confident’ and ‘I really could use a compliment’

45. I can hear the soft buzzing of my fridge from another room but can’t watch Netflix without subtitles

46. Deep down I’m a backstreet boy

47. Turning my one pack into a six without skipping ice cream

48. My ideal night out is ramen and live jazz

49. Tell me the soundtrack to your life

50. I feel the most empowered when I give zero fucks

51. Most famous for my terrible comebacks

52. I’m most grateful for burritos

53. Still hoping to guest star on Buffy the Vampire Slayer

54. My mother would describe me as her son

55. I want to be reborn as a Wagyu cow

56. The thing I hate most in the world is calories

After you match a cutie, you want to instantly become one of her favorites. And you don’t do that by sending her ‘Hey’. Instead, you want to go with something like this:

Light-hearted and quirky Tinder taglines

57. Horses get farted on more than any other animal #savetheanimals

58. Olives taste like violence

59. Not good enough to have imposter syndrome

60. 3rd Base is when you see me having an anxiety attack

61. If I say ‘I’m hungry’ we have about 23 minutes until I’m a different person

62. Tattoos are a great conversation starter, that’s why I regret getting them

63. My wildest sexual fantasy is quitting my job

64. Equality means equal parts peanut butter and jelly

65. My favorite quality in a person is an unrelenting desire to grab tacos

66. Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive

67. Waffles are pancakes ribbed for your pleasure

Polarizing Tinder taglines

68. If you’re afraid to toot in front of me after the 3rd date, swipe left

69. Pineapple goes on pizza like tongues go in assholes. It’s not for everyone, but those who enjoy it are a little more sophisticated

70. Feeling cute, might delete Tinder later. 💋 If you’re not 6’5 don’t talk to me. I never message first. If you’re poor you don’t deserve a man. My puppy Constance is the most important woman in my life. 💓

71. Liberal thinker, conservative donger, moderate fun

72. Cereal is my second favorite thing to eat in bed

73. Not into casual hook ups only into ranked competitive hook ups

74. If you don’t read, I don’t shag

75. We’ll get along if the little spoon is your favorite position

76. My ideal night out is waking up outside without pants #NakedandAfraid

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Tinder taglines if you’re looking for a relationship

77. Steal my sweater and put your cold feet on me already!

78. If you’re cool I’ll try to hold your hand

79. Hoping to be swept off my feet, but have low expectations

80. Integrity is sexy as phuck

Tinder taglines if you’re older

81. If you’re over 35, it’s time to forget about young boys and find a guy who can re-do your drywall and fix your faucet

Those were the 81 Tinder taglines for guys.

Pick your favorite and I promise you’ll get more first texts than before.

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