110 Best Tinder Pick Up Lines (Rizz, Smooth & Funny)

Tinder pick up lines are powerful lines you can use in your Tinder conversations or to start a conversation with a new Tinder match.

A Tinder pick up line is different from any other line in that it creates an attraction spike. It’s a line that demonstrates your personality in an attractive way.

A great Tinder pick up line is usually original, playful and fun. It fits the context of your conversation and is customized to your Tinder match.

In this article:

• 10 Best Tinder pick up lines
• 10 Rizz Tinder pick up lines
• 10 Flirty Tinder pick up lines
• 10 Smooth Tinder pick up lines
• 10 Witty Tinder pick up lines
• 10 Funny Tinder pick up lines
• 10 Tinder jokes
• 10 Cheesy Tinder pick up lines
• 10 Bad Tinder pick up lines
• 10 Tinder one-liners
• 10 Tinder openers
• How to respond to pick up lines on Tinder

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10 Best Tinder pick up lines

The best Tinder pick up lines are good because they sound conversational instead of cheesy one-liners. They make you look confident and show some level of interest.

Here are the 10 best Tinder pick up lines:

• Your smile in that photo is seriously contagious.
• Your profile suggests a blend of intellect and fun.
• There’s something effortlessly cool about you.
• You have a knack for making everything look fun.
• I bet conversations with you are never boring.
• I’m into people who can keep up with my wit, and you seem like a worthy challenger.
• I’m all about positive vibes, and your profile radiates them.
• I have a weakness for intelligent conversations, and you seem like someone who can deliver.
• I find beauty in the details, and your profile is a masterpiece of subtle elegance.
• I’ve always been drawn to the intriguing and unique, and you embody both effortlessly.

10 Rizz Tinder pick up lines

Rizz is short for Charisma. Rizz Tinder pick up lines demonstrate you have confidence and charisma.

Here are 10 rizz Tinder pick up lines:

• I noticed some green flags in your profile but also one red flag.
• Hey we’ve exchanged a few texts here now so I guess we’re married. Let’s adopt a dog?
• You like to eat raw broccoli? How long have you hated life?
• [If she uses ‘hard’ language] Hey, no cursing! My mom reads all my texts.
• Is this what it looks like when you fall in love with someone?
• I don’t want to go too hard too fast, but I’m using the last 2% of my battery to answer your texts. So….
• [When the conversation petered out] Here’s a random message so you have a good excuse to send me a text ;)
• [When she wants to meet up] I’m available for drinks tomorrow night. You sure you can handle seeing me IRL? ;)
• You like white chocolate the most? Ielgh. You’re making me question if I want to be seen with you.
• When you’re going to tattoo my name on your butt, will you get it on your left or right cheek?

10 Flirty Tinder pick up lines

Flirty Tinder pick up lines are playful and often challenge your Tinder match to reply.

Here are 10 flirty Tinder pick up lines:

• You’ve got that effortlessly cool vibe I find irresistible.
• I’m usually not this bold, but you’re worth it.
• I have a feeling we’d make a great team.
• Your profile is great, but I bet our conversations would be even better.
• I bet you look even better in person.
• You seem like the perfect mix of fun and adventure.
• Your profile exudes confidence; I find that very attractive.
• You seem like someone who could keep me on my toes.
• There’s a spark in your smile that’s hard to ignore.
• Your energy is contagious; I’d love to catch some of it.

10 Smooth Tinder pick up lines

Smooth Tinder pick up lines are extra smart and intelligent. They feel conversational but at the same time, they exert that extra bit of attraction and character.

Here are 10 smooth Tinder pick up lines:

• I think this means we’re married. So pay the utility bill already, will ya?
• Are you a microwaved pizza roll? Because you’re hot and I’m afraid to touch you.
• I see you’re into recycling. Me too.  I turned my self-hatred into confidence #sustainability
• That car in your profile is pretty fast. But have you ever seen my 5-year-old cousin who’s been asked what’s in their mouth?
• Did you know that the human eye can see up to 3 miles away? Well, I can see the sun and that bad boy is 3 million miles away.
• A fellow blood donator! I’ve stopped giving actually, because they always ask me where I got it from.
• Good job on recovering from your burnout. I did a little self-diagnosing on Web MD just now and it turns out I’ve been dead for 6 years.
• Since you asked how I liked my coffee, I want it to show up on a drug test.
• What’s your wildest fantasy? Mine is quitting my job without having anything else lined up.
• Awesome to see that you’re making a living taking photos! The first time I made money as a photographer was when I sold my camera.

10 Witty Tinder pick up lines

Witty Tinder pick up lines are even more original and smart. This type of lines focus less on flirting, and more on demonstrating your confidence and intelligence.

Here are 10 witty Tinder pick up lines

• Your profile made me stop mid-swipe. Let’s see if the conversation can keep up the momentum.
• You seem like someone who has a great story or two. How about a trade?
• You’ve got a vibe that suggests you’d appreciate a good pun. Let’s see if I’m right.
• I’m here for the witty banter and maybe a bad joke or two. You in?
• Your sense of humor caught my eye. Let’s see if we can make each other laugh.
• I’m ready for some top-tier conversation. Are you up for the challenge?
• You seem like someone who appreciates a sarcastic comment. Let’s put that to the test.
• Your profile suggests you’re fun, but can you keep up with my bad puns?
• I bet our chats would make for a hilarious Netflix special.
• I’m convinced we could out-fun anyone else here. Care to try?

10 Funny Tinder pick up lines

Funny Tinder pick up lines simply are more humorous while still not becoming too cheesy.

Here are 10 funny Tinder pick up lines:

• You must be made of stardust because you’re out of this world.
• Your profile made me forget my pick-up line.
• If laughter is the best medicine, your profile cured my bad day.
• I was feeling a bit off today, but your profile just turned me on.
• If Tinder had a king and queen, we’d definitely rule together.
• Forget about Super Like, you deserve a Super Love.
• Your smile must be a black hole; nothing escapes its charm.
• Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.
• If good looks were a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence.
• Your profile pic broke my screen; you’re too hot to handle.

10 Tinder jokes

Tinder jokes are pick up lines that focus more on simply being funny instead of demonstrating attractiveness or confidence.

Here are 10 Tinder jokes:

• I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
• I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me KitKats.
• I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
• I wanted to be a doctor, but I didn’t have the patience.
• Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
• I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
• I got a new job at the bakery because I kneaded dough.
• I told my gym teacher I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.
• Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
• Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

10 Cheesy Tinder pick up lines

Cheesy Tinder pick up lines are lines that are too cliché or simply wrong.

It is extremely hard to make these work.

Here are 10 cheesy Tinder pick up lines:

• Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
• Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
• Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
• Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
• Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
• If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
• Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
• Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam.
• Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
• If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.

10 Bad Tinder pick up lines

Bad Tinder pick up lines are simply so awful it’s hard to make them work.

• Are you made of sugar? Because you’re sweet and irresistible.
• Do you have a compass? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
• If you were a dessert, you’d be a tiramisu—sweet, layered, and a bit mysterious.
• Can you help me? I forgot my pick-up line.
• Are you a sunrise? Because you brighten up my day.
• Do you have a map? Because I’m getting lost in your smile.
• Are you a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
• Do you have a minute? Because I want to take up your time and never give it back.
• Are you a baker? Because you’ve got the best buns.
• Do you have a light? Because you’ve just sparked my interest.

10 Tinder one-liners

Tinder one-liners are lines that really stand out and are somewhat independent of the context.

Here are 10 good Tinder one-liners

• I have a black belt in binge-watching Netflix.
• I once won a hot dog eating contest, no regrets.
• Coffee addict here, always on the lookout for the next great cup.
• I make a mean lasagna; my friends say it’s life-changing.
• I’ve traveled to 10 countries and counting. Got any travel tips?
• Bookworm alert: my library card gets more use than my gym membership.
• I’m fluent in sarcasm and bad puns.
• Cooking is my therapy; what’s your go-to dish?
• I can name all 50 states in alphabetical order. Yes, I’m that nerdy.
• I’m a firm believer that pizza tastes better on Fridays.

10 Tinder openers

Some Tinder pick-up lines are great during your conversations while others can be used as Tinder opening lines as well. Here are some Tinder pick up lines that are especially useful as openers to start your conversations.

• Pain reliever personality: Advil, tequila, or complaining?
• [When she has a pet] Wow you look super cute… and your human is pretty okay too. 😉
• I don’t usually give away compliments so easily, but you have great taste in men.
• How much does a polar bear weigh? [Wait for her answer]. No, they live on the ice. If they broke it, they’d fall through.
• Sunday priorities: exercise, sleep, or aggressive mimosas?
• Hey, [her name]! Two truths and a lie, let’s go! I’ve never been on a blind date, I have never been hospitalized, I graduated with high honors.
• Choose: the ability to talk to animals -OR- the ability to turn into any animal?
• There’s always a living earthworm hanging from your nose -OR- you have to destroy the toys of playing children whenever you see them.
• Alright, so what movie title describes your love life best?
• You’re having your portrait painted, what’s your backdrop?

How to respond to pick up lines on Tinder

What if someone uses a Tinder pick up line on you? How do you respond?

The first question to ask yourself is whether you like the person and the pick up line.

If you do, a pick up line usually requires a witty and flirty response. A good pick up line poses a small challenge. It’s a flirt. So instead of responding rationally or with just a ‘haha’, you should try to reply with another little tease or challenge.

What if you don’t like the Tinder pick up line?

If you liked your Tinder match up until now, and the pick up line wasn’t to sexual or harsh, you can decide to ignore it. Maybe reply with a ‘haha’ and change the subject.

If you have a good vibe with your Tinder match, you could also decide to call him or her out on the horrible line. Which poses a challenge on it’s own:

‘Did you just seriously say that? You were doing such a good job, and now you almost ruined everything ;)’

Lastly, if this Tinder pick up line was the final straw and you’re done, you can either politely reject your Tinder match or ghost him or her. I’d suggest the former.

Blessings,
Louis Farfields

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