If you want to score dates by being the most clever, smart, intelligent, and witty guy in her inbox…
…then you came to the right place!
Because you are about to be blessed with a whole bunch of clever Tinder pickup lines
Here’s what you get:
- 7 Screenshots examples so smart they could school Einstein
- 10 Clever texts you can just copy paste
- My 3 techniques to turn any boring line into a witty line
- How most men are showing their insecurity to girls (without them realising)
- A lot of silly jokes and memes to keep you entertained. Olé!
- An absurdly funny Sexual Consent Form to mess around with
- And much more…
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#1 Clever Tinder pickup lines… gone wrong (cringe alert)
If you’re looking for witty pickup lines to score more dates…
…then there’s one thing you want to install first.
And it’s not the new release of that one video game everyone’s been hyped about.
It’s a mindset.
A mindset that allows you to text whatever YOU find funny, so YOU are having fun. Whatever the other person replies, it doesn’t really matter. You’re having a good time anyway. You can’t lose.
Of course it’s more fun if both you and your match text back enthusiastically. But when that doesn’t happen, don’t get annoyed about it like this guy:
Once the option of asking her out is off the table, this classy fella turns into a butthurt crybaby REALLY fast. Revealing his true character.
That’s the first thing where some guys go wrong:
They only act out of self-interest.
The second common mistake is:
Assuming negative intentions by others.
Hoooly shit… can you read those texts without cringing or laughing?
How can this guy ever win?
Just her breathing could cause him to enter a berserker’s rage and cause a scene. There aren’t many things more unattractive than this. As soon as a girl: doesn’t react, doesn’t react fast enough, doesn’t react as hoped… some guys go absolutely crazy.
While it should all be fun and games. Don’t take it personal (I’m going to make a clever little joke about this in the next tip, so remember that I told you not to take it personal.)
Like this guy that got posted by a girl on Instagram:
Is this the best line ever?
No, it isn’t.
Is this guy enjoying his time on dating apps?
(although he is taunting the banhammer with this kind of line.)
Now for this article I cooked up a special bonus in our TextGod kitchen…
Video: Examples from 3 Tinder convos
I went all out for you, and recorded a video full of screenshot examples.
This is what you’ll get:
- The best opener to kick start your conversations
- How to use spelling mistakes in a witty way
- Screenshot examples of 3 conversations
- A fun exercise in the video to +5 your texting intelligence skill
- When to be direct in your messages
In the next tip, I’ll show you how clever Tinder chat up lines are easily written:
#2 Witty Tinder pickup lines… done right
So how do you make that clever first impression?
Which elements are needed to make her smile behind her phone because of the things YOU said?
Good question, good sir.
There’s a couple elements to a smart Tinder pick up line.
And the first – and most difficult – one, is that it has to be personal.
That’s right, you need to make it personal, instead of taking it personal (ba dum tss.)
So let’s say you’re swiping on Tinder and you come across this profile:
If you want to open this lady in a personal way, then you’d have to use info from her profile. So you look at her profile and you see if there’s anything that speaks to you.
Maybe you love that tree in the background because it’s in your favorite anime.
Maybe you noticed that she’s the only one wearing black shoes.
Maybe you want to mock her on being the tallest in her group of friends.
Maybe you have good memories to her Spotify anthem or any other song by that band.
Or maybe you’re a bit like me, and you were grinning behind your phone when you read her funny Tinder bio.
Say no more.
As a man guilty of savoring all sorts of niceguy and neckbeard memes, this bio was all I needed.
This is how I started the Tinder conversation:
Not only is this text personalized, it’s also over the top.
When you have an idea of what you want to say, try not saying it the normal way. Exaggerate your texts once every while and make them sound over the top.
Not only did she respond, she’s joking back. A lovely start of the conversation.
People told her she wouldn’t meet the man of her dreams… Staying inside the niceguy roleplay, I thought of this meme when writing my reply:
A text to which she didn’t reply, by the way.
Which takes me back to the first tip. Don’t take it personal.
I mean, it’s hard to get upset over her not replying when I was laughing my ass off at my own texts.
Want another example? Fine, coming right at you in the next tip!
#3 Smart tinder pickup line example
You’ve met a girl on the street / club / dating app… NOW WHAT?
I have a line for you.
This line helps you a whole bunch when you’re not sure what to say, and you have a bit of a playful-narcissistic vibe about you.
(this tinder pickup line works best with witty girls who like a bit of weirdness.)
Nobody likes an arrogant person. When you just say “I’m super cool”, you will sound like an idiot.
But when you say this in an exaggerated manner, with less commonly used words, it displays your wittiness.
Also, feel free to change this text so it better fits your personality. It will work even better when the adjectives are tailored to you.
This tip was an actual COPY PASTE of my free download: The 10 Texts That Always work
So if you want more texts that you can just steal from me and my crew, just click the link right here.
Let’s see if we can figure out a way to make all your texts more like clever Tinder pickup lines, in the next tip.
#4 How to turn bad lines into clever lines
Want to be able to send Tinder chat up lines so clever, witty, and intelligent that her panties automatically drop down?
Read the following technique (and the rest of this article) to get your brain operating on new levels.
I’m going to show you some screenshot examples that had the ladies smiling at their phone.
This way, you get a taste of that clever texting and your cerebral matter starts building new neural pathways that allow TextGod wit to be spawned there.
For some inspiration of the worst Tinder pick up lines, look at the article I wrote on the subject.
Now before we jump into the practical stuff…
…I have something funny for you to mess around with.
BONUS: Sexual Consent Form
Back in the good ol’ days when I was still going out daily…
…my best friend and I were always looking for new ways to have a good time.
That “always enjoying ourselves” mentality has never left our sides.
And one day, my friend hits me up:
“You won’t believe what I just threw together at work…”
The silly guy made a friggin’ Sexual Consent Form.
He printed it out and took it with him on Tinder dates.
And guess what?
Girls absolutely loved it.
The form isn’t to be taken serious at all.
The grammar and spelling in Part 2: Sexual activities, looks like it’s written by a 12-year-old.
With options to give consent ranging from kissing and biting (gently), to absolutely absurd things like Schlorp butthole, or Lick n touch nipotles.
It’s not for every date, but women who are into absurd jokes, memes, or anything weird… always cracked up at the form.
And today I’m spreading the fun by sharing it with you as well.
Do with it what you will, it’s yours now.
You can download the Sexual Consent Form right here: TextGod Sexual Consent Form.
WARNING: This is not an official form of any sort. It’s merely a made up joke by good ol’ friend.
Now… onto practical techniques for you to write witty clever Tinder pick up lines at all times.
#5 The first technique – Wordplay
The first way to come across as a word wizard, is by using clever wordplay.
Let me put you straight to the test.
You come across this profile:
Open here in a clever way.
Without copy pasting one of my brainy openers.
I went for this one:
The mere mortal wishes she had heavenly textgame too, but alas.
She too can learn the ways of the Lord, by downloading my free TextGod Toolkit.
#6 The second technique – Sharing knowledge
Do you know what I like a lot more than materialistic things?
And do you know what I like a lot more than knowledge?
Sharing knowledge with cute girls that then like me more and eventually want to go on a date with me.
Or with you, when you’re the one sharing KNOWLEDGE.
So how can you do this quickly and easily?
Do you need to study 69 books per year and correct people whenever they aren’t 100% accurate?
But you could share some facts, in a funny way.
Just like in this example by one of my best friends:
But a clever comeback nonetheless.
(My friend did not make this up by the way, this is the true story of Sleeping Beauty)
#7 The third technique – Turn the tables
A third way to come with witty Tinder pickup lines, is by turning the tables.
And I’ll show you how to do that RIGHT NOW.
Not only can you use this to be the king of comeback over text.
You can also use this to become unbullyable in real life.
The concept is simple:
Whenever someone tries to tease you, you find a way to bend that tease SO MUCH, that it ends up teasing them instead.
It’s kind of like what kids in primary school do:
And then the little guy goes:
…we’re not kids anymore. Or at least we’re no in primary school anymore.
So let’s upgrade that concept.
Here’s what a cutie sent me on Instagram:
It’s two buildings. She’s the left one. The fancy building.
And she says you’re the derelict building on the right.
While she’s already holding up her imaginary golden medal, thinking she got you good, you text back this:
And then this is you in real life:
Btw, I get a lot of questions on how to pick up girls on different platforms. In case you want to know how to get girls on Instagram, I also wrote a guide on that subject.
#8 Turn off the cleverness filter
There’s a fair chance that girls find your texts boring and dull. And I’ll tell you what you can do, to make them spicy and smart.
And obviously, I don’t know exactly who you are, my dear reader.
But I am willing to take a guess and say that you’re not one to step on people’s toes.
You’d rather have everyone around you like you, than them having extreme positive and negative opinions about you’
And that’s fine.
One consequence of this, is that when you’re texting, you’ll tone down your texts. Especially with someone you just matched online.
Which makes absolute sense. Because they don’t know you and your humor yet. So if you say anything crazy, they might jet off before you get a chance of really getting to know them.
And that works!
They’ll text back to your safe texts. And most of the time, you’ll have a mediocre conversation.
(The same is true for face to face conversations.)
And those mediocre conversations will bore the SHIT out of her sooner than later. That’s when you get tossed right into the friendzone.
In case you’re new to TextGod: Women need their emotions stimulated by you in order to ever be able to like you.
And the best way to leave make her emotions fall asleep, is by sending everyday regular texts.
That’s also why in my Texting Rules for Guys article, I’m giving you some tips to change boring stuff like this:
To something like this:
You can’t come across as clever if you tone down every text just to make sure no one things you’re a weirdo.
Girls too, will start Tinder convos the boring way. They don’t have any Clever Tinder pickup lines.
So when they do, I make sure to snap out of that boring framework straight from the start:
“How are you?” she asked.
Let’s look at some original lines to ask instead.
Coming right at you in the next tip: some witty, clever, smart, intelligent Tinder pickup lines.
#9 Intelligent Tinder lines to ask her
Some questions are absolute attraction droppers.
While some other questions are total panty drippers.
I lined up some of the best Tinder questions to ask her in a video right by the beach in Barcelona.
###Tinder Questions video coming soon
#10 How to be confident by using clever lines
It’s a quick way to repel women and showcase the world your insecurities:
Taking yourself too seriously.
And rest assured, most men are guilty of this.
Highlighting their cool sides in conversations, and defending themselves when they are being teased or mocked.
More conservative minded men will say it’s about being respected.
Imagine you’re a woman. And you’re in a world filled with men who take themselves very seriously.
How refreshing would it be to run into a guy who carelessly LAUGHS at himself?
My god, what a joy that must be for her.
Now she doesn’t have to carefully select every word she says.
Think of my opener with the neckbeard-fedora-girl:
After reading my opener, this girl can think a lot of things about me.
But if there’s one thing she won’t think, it’s that I take myself seriously.
In my Over The Top Game workshop, I show a couple examples of self-deprecating humor and the effects it has on the conversation.
Try it sometime in your next conversation. Make fun of yourself. You’ll notice that it’s fun to do, and she’ll love you for it too.
And remember what a wise man once said:
Mocking yourself takes away the heaviness of it all.
And it allows you to be extra clever and witty.
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