What are the best Tinder bios to get laid?
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- What is the best bio to get you laid on Tinder?
- What do all of the best Tinder bios share?
- Tinder bios to get you laid
- 1. Spicy Bios 🌶️
- 2. Polarizing Bios
- 3. Personality Bios
- 4. Bios Every Guy Can Use
- 5. Bios for Relationships
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What is the best bio to get you laid on Tinder?
I’m going to be brutally honest here, a bio by itself isn’t enough to convince a girl to sleep with you.
It’s only some words on her Tinder app, not a spell that turns you into Thor from the Avengers. But the right Tinder bio can get you more matches and better conversations. Thereby greatly increasing your odds to get laid.
What do all of the best Tinder bios share?
- They are personal. If it describes 99% of the population, you want to try again. I’m looking at you, people who enjoy food and traveling.
- They polarize. You don’t want to attract everyone, it’s best to attract the type of person that you like (just be careful not to go too niche).
- They got good vibes. Life is hard enough, so most people want to surround themselves with people who can spread cheer.
- They don’t tell the whole story. Give enough so she gets excited and curious about you, but not so much that she knows everything about you.
Tinder bios to get you laid
Sex. We all want it. And I know you guys are looking for the best bios to get you there.
A very direct bio might work. Some of the bios below are very flirtatious and sexual right away. But a word of caution:
Super sexual bios typically only work on women who are already attracted to you.
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1. Spicy Bios 🌶️
Use these bios to suggest you’re looking for casual dating, hookups and one night stands.
- Cereal is my second favorite thing to eat in bed
- No bigger turn on than a girl who reads
- I like big butts and I’m morally against lying
- Please don’t get me hot and bothered. I’m more of a winter type guy
- We’ll get along if the little spoon is your favorite position
- Pineapple goes on pizza like tongues go in assholes. It’s not for everyone, but those who enjoy it are a little more sophisticated
- Scientifically proven paper in the streets, unmoderated comment section in the sheets
- I’m a bit like a McDouble. I look nothing like my photos but you’ll love me when you’re desperate enough
- I work for the government. So you know I’ll f*** you hard.
- Netflix and chill? More about intense intellectual conversation and rough sex.
- I’ll be Burger King, you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it.
- Threesome? No thanks. If I wanted to disappoint two people in the same room, I’d have dinner with my parents.
- Let’s have a who’s better in bed contest. Hoping to make you a sore loser.
- People will not want to use someone else’s toothbrush but will eat a stranger’s ass after a night out
- Let’s play doctor. I’ll go first. You owe me $2700
- My kink is when girls care about my feelings and what I have to say
- Not into casual hookups, only into competitively ranked hookups
Some of the above bios are pretty on the nose about your intentions. So expect to see a small dip in your matches. That’s normal. But don’t panic – the ones who swiped right to your profile with a spicy bio are more likely to be down for what you’re looking for.
Ever wondered whether the look, style, or bio of a profile is the most important? Watch the video below to find out!
2. Polarizing Bios
The following bios will polarize your matches and lead to some fun convos.
- I eat steak well done with ketchup
- Gossip Girl > Sex and the City
- Liberal thinker, conservative donger, moderate fun
- I’ll know you’re the one for me when we both sing along to Katy Perry in the shower
- If you’re afraid to toot in front of me after the 3rd date, swipe left
- Tell me your first ever email address
- I get along best with people who find olives disgusting
- Biggie > TuPac
- I actually enjoyed the solitude of the lockdown
- The only way to eat chocolate is refrigerated
- I’m at an age where I understand why people do fraud
- Bottling up everything so I can die of stress induced heart failure when I turn 40
- Minecraft is proof kids yearn for the mines #meforpresident
Make sure to add your own personality to the above templates!
3. Personality Bios
These bios showcase parts of your personality. So potential matches can see if they’re similar, or just strike up an interesting convo due to how unique you are.
- If I catch you not signaling while driving I’m hitting the eject button
- For our second date, we’re analyzing an episode of Sex and the City
- I’m not a judgemental person, but I’m not sure if we can hang out if you get your memes from Facebook
- Don’t hate me if I read every plaque in a museum
- Nutella > peanut butter > jam
- I always keep a pistol under my pillow. So in case of burglary I’m able to shoot myself to prevent interactions with other people.
- Does calling it a button-up shirt instead of a button-down shirt make me an optimist?
- If you honk at me to get out of my parking spot faster, I’ll stay put until I die
- Any time someone likes my post, I read it again
- Remember when replacing your TP: beards are cool, mullets are bad
- Sometimes I watch a show just because my remote fell on the floor
- If you want to showcase your hobbies, use the following format! Just don’t make it a boring list. Let’s say you’re into working out, reading and coffee. Bring this boring list to life like so:
Barbell enthusiast
Music-dependent life form
Caffeine connoisseur
4. Bios Every Guy Can Use
Now for some stupidly simple bios that can be fitted to your personality!
- I’d donate my kidney to (your favorite thing in the world)
- If money didn’t matter I’d be a (your ideal job)
- According to my friends I am more beautiful in real life, but my mom says I’m always a beautiful boy
- Will totally humiliate you at (your favorite game here)
- Unusual skill: (insert)
- A non-negotiable: asking the taxi driver if it’s been busy tonight
- Will cook (your favorite dish) if you do the dishes
- Caffeine-dependent life form
- Black belt in leaving my phone on top of my car before driving off
- Dating me is like finding an extra chicken nugget in your McDonalds
- My last Tinder date opened my mail when I was in the bathroom
- Never again will I try to swat a bumblebee as I’m driving down the freeway
- I can convince you to delete this app forever after just one date
- I bet you can’t beat me at a staring contest
- I microwave a mean mac and cheese
- Unusually skilled at binging Netflix
- Awkward for the first 10 minutes, surprisingly charming after
- #1 bad boy. Still bad at everything
- Just got a bad haircut and am feeling especially self-conscious
- My biggest turn on is chatting for 3 months without meeting
- Been listening to the same 200 songs for the last 15 years
- I always talk to animals in an annoying baby voice
- I go back and forth between ‘IDGAF confident’ and ‘I really could use a compliment’
- Tell me the soundtrack to your life
- I feel the most empowered when I give zero fucks
- My mother would describe me as her son
- The thing I hate most in the world is calories
- I’m here to avoid friends on social me
5. Bios for Relationships
Not everyone is looking for a quick hookup. These bios show you as more of a relationship prospect than a quick piece of meat.
- Steal my sweater and put your cold feet on me already!
- Let’s do something radical, let’s turn on Netflix and actually watch the movie
- Our dogs will be named Maximilian and Ingrid. This is non-negotiable.
- Let’s discuss what our couples email address will be
- If you’re kind, cool and honest I’ll totes try to hold your hand
- I will always bring you a snack even if you said you didn’t want one
- Let’s get one thing straight: the food at our wedding banquet will be Chinese
- Hoping to be swept off my feet, but have low expectations
- Integrity is sexy as phuck
- Relationship goal: us doing the lift from Dirty Dancing
There you have it. Plenty of examples of the best bios to get you laid. And to improve your dating profiles.
But at the end of the day, your bio won’t get you very far if you don’t know how to make her excited to meet you.
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- Don’t know what to say
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Have fun.
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