80 Best Tinder Bios To Get Laid (Copy/Paste Examples)

What are the best Tinder bios to get laid?

In this article you’ll discover exactly how to write a bio that makes her swipe right on dating apps.

And not only that, you’ll also find out how to write a bio that leads to a hookup.

Including 80 great Tinder bio examples.

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How to write a Tinder bio that gets you laid

Let’s start with the basics. How do you write a Tinder bio for hookups? And how is it different than any other bio?

Firstly, it’s important to understand that your bio tells a story. It says that you either want a relationship, a one-night stand, or something in between.

Do you want to get laid? Then you want to create a Tinder bio with casual vibes. But just make sure not to be too explicit! If your bio suggests you’re only looking for sex, most women will be repulsed by it.

Even if she’s looking for a friend with benefits, she won’t like a bio that just screams sex. Because outside of sexual intimacy, she’s also looking for a guy who can treat her right. After all, she’s going to be spending time with you outside of the bedroom too.

Your goal should be to make her more attracted to you and playfully hint that you’re not really looking for something serious.

The perfect bio

The best thing about a bio that strikes a middle ground between a relationship and a one night stand? It attracts the largest group of women. It’ll attract women who are looking for something casual, and those who want a relationship but are open to experimenting.

Perfect.

In the next tip, we’ll dive into the 3 ingredients for good Tinder bios.

If you want to know more about good Tinder profile pictures instead of just bios, check out this article:

Write a hookup-bio using the FAT-Method

To get her to swipe your profile to the right, you need an attractive profile. At TextGod, we help our clients achieve that goal by teaching them the FAT-Method. Which stands for:

  • Fun.
  • Attractive.
  • Trustworthy.

No matter your goals, all three are important.

You need to show you’re attractive. That one’s a no-brainer. However, that’s not enough, even if you are just trying to get laid.

You also want to show you’re trustworthy. She must feel you’re a normal guy, not a weirdo. Outside of physical safety, she also wants emotional safety. She wants a guy who can respect and understand her.

This is exactly why the typical ‘I only want sex’-bio doesn’t work. It makes you look more shady than trustworthy. Because the person who wrote it clearly doesn’t understand female psychology.

The third and final thing your profile needs to show is that you’re fun. That you enjoy your life and are good company. If you’re interested in getting laid, it’s best to show you’re fun in an open-minded and adventurous way.

So the best sexy Tinder bio that gets you laid shows all three ingredients of the FAT-Method. And it shows that you’re more interested in seeking pleasure and excitement than building a stable, long-lasting relationship with someone.

Your bio goes hand in hand with your Tinder pics. Whatever your pics can’t express, your bio will communicate.

That’s why we generally create playful bios for our clients. It’s hard to show you’re funny using nothing but photos. But displaying a sense of humor in your bio is easy.

The most important thing is that your profile includes all the FAT-ingredients. And if one of them is missing, add it in with your Tinder bio.

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What do all of the best Tinder bios share?

  • They’re personal. If it describes 99% of the population, you want to try again. I’m looking at you, people who enjoy food and traveling.
  • They polarize. You don’t want to attract everyone, it’s best to attract the type of person that you like (just be careful not to go too niche).
  • They’ve got good vibes. Life is hard enough, so most people want to surround themselves with people who can spread cheer.
  • They don’t tell the whole story. Give enough so she gets excited and curious about you, but not so much that she knows everything about you.
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How to build the best authentic Tinder bio

Copy pasting Tinder bios from the internet can get you some easy wins and dates. But if your bio doesn’t match who you actually are, women might be disappointed to see you’re not your internet persona.

And then they might lose interest, forcing you to start from scratch and date someone else.

If you want to meet someone who wants to sleep with you more than once, it pays to be authentic.

That’s why I want to teach you how to write a bio that matches your personality.

  • Be relatable. We tend to get along best with people who understand us. So try and use pop culture references, shared experiences, a little self-deprecation, or topical jokes to show that you’re a man of the people.
  • Give only a glimpse. The most exciting part about dating someone is not knowing where it’ll end up. That’s why you want to only give a bit and make them curious for more.
  • Get quirky. People like novelty, it excites them. So be sure to highlight a few of your weird but charming traits. What makes you different is also what makes you attractive.
  • Keep it to the point. Everyone’s attention span is about as short as my wang after a cold shower, so preferably keep it under 3 sentences.

80+ Examples of Tinder bios to get lucky

Spicy & sexy Tinder bios that get you laid

The beauty about the next bios is that they’re spicy without being too direct. Use these bios to suggest you’re looking for casual dating, hookups, and one-night stands.

  • Cereal is my second favorite thing to eat in bed. Copy line
    Thumbs up1 Thumbs down8 User rating: 11%
  • No bigger turn on than a girl who reads. Copy line
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  • I like big butts and I’m morally against lying. Copy line
    Thumbs up1 Thumbs down0 User rating: 100%
  • Please don’t get me hot and bothered. I’m more of a winter type guy. Copy line
    Thumbs up0 Thumbs down1 User rating: 0%
  • We’ll get along if the little spoon is your favorite position. Copy line
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  • Pineapple goes on pizza like tongues go in assholes. It’s not for everyone, but those who enjoy it are a little more sophisticated. Copy line
    Thumbs up1 Thumbs down1 User rating: 50%
  • Scientifically proven paper in the streets, unmoderated comment section in the sheets. Copy line
    Thumbs up2 Thumbs down0 User rating: 100%
  • I’m a bit like a McDouble. I look nothing like my photos but you’ll love me when you’re desperate enough. Copy line
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  • I work for the government. So you know I’ll never meet your expectations. Copy line
    Thumbs up1 Thumbs down0 User rating: 100%
  • Netflix and chill? I’m more about intense intellectual conversation and rough sex. Copy line
    Thumbs up1 Thumbs down0 User rating: 100%
  • I’ll be Burger King, you be McDonald’s. I’ll have it my way, and you’ll be lovin’ it. Copy line
    Thumbs up2 Thumbs down0 User rating: 100%
  • Threesome? No thanks. If I wanted to disappoint two people in the same room, I’d have dinner with my parents. Copy line
    Thumbs up1 Thumbs down0 User rating: 100%
  • Let’s have a who’s better in bed contest. Hoping to make you a sore loser. Copy line
    Thumbs up1 Thumbs down0 User rating: 100%
  • People will not want to use someone else’s toothbrush but I’ll eat a half-eaten Twix I found on the floor in my car without even blinking. Copy line
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  • Let’s play doctor. I’ll go first. You owe me $2700. Copy line
    Thumbs up2 Thumbs down0 User rating: 100%
  • My kink is when girls care about my feelings and what I have to say. Copy line
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  • Not into casual hookups, only into competitively ranked hookups. Copy line
    Thumbs up1 Thumbs down0 User rating: 100%

Some of the above bios are pretty on the nose about your intentions. So expect to see a small dip in your matches. That’s normal. But don’t panic – the ones who swiped right to your profile with a spicy and sexy bio are more likely to be down for what you’re looking for.

Polarizing Tinder bios

The following bios will polarize your matches and trigger people to text you right after matching.

  • I eat steak well done with ketchup. Copy line
    Thumbs up1 Thumbs down4 User rating: 20%
  • Gossip Girl > Sex and the City. Copy line
    Thumbs up1 Thumbs down3 User rating: 25%
  • Liberal thinker, conservative donger, moderate fun. Copy line
    Thumbs up0 Thumbs down1 User rating: 0%
  • I’ll know you’re the one for me when we both sing along to Katy Perry in the shower. Copy line
    Thumbs up2 Thumbs down0 User rating: 100%
  • If you’re afraid to toot in front of me after the 3rd date, swipe left. Copy line
    Thumbs up0 Thumbs down1 User rating: 0%
  • Tell me your first ever email address. Copy line
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  • I get along best with people who find olives disgusting. Copy line
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  • Biggie > TuPac. Copy line
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  • I actually enjoyed the solitude of the lockdown. Copy line
    Thumbs up0 Thumbs down1 User rating: 0%
  • The only way to eat chocolate is refrigerated. Copy line
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  • I’m at an age where I understand why people do fraud. Copy line
    Thumbs up1 Thumbs down0 User rating: 100%
  • Bottling up everything so I can die of stress induced heart failure when I turn 40. Copy line
    Thumbs up0 Thumbs down0 User rating:
  • Minecraft is proof kids yearn for the mines #meforpresident. Copy line
    Thumbs up1 Thumbs down0 User rating: 100%

Make sure to add your own personality to the above templates!

Unique Tinder bios

These bios showcase parts of your personality. So potential matches can see if they’re similar, or just strike up an interesting convo due to how unique you are.

  • If I catch you not signaling while driving I’m hitting the eject button. Copy line
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  • For our second date, we’re analyzing an episode of Sex and the City. Copy line
    Thumbs up1 Thumbs down0 User rating: 100%
  • I’m not a judgmental person, but I’m not sure if we can hang out if you get your memes from Facebook. Copy line
    Thumbs up0 Thumbs down1 User rating: 0%
  • Don’t hate me if I read every plaque in a museum. Copy line
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  • Nutella > peanut butter > jam. Copy line
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  • I always keep a pistol under my pillow. So in case of a burglary I’m able to shoot myself first to prevent interactions with other people. Copy line
    Thumbs up1 Thumbs down0 User rating: 100%
  • Does calling it a button-up shirt instead of a button-down shirt make me an optimist? Copy line
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  • If you honk at me to get out of my parking spot faster, I’ll stay put until I die. Copy line
    Thumbs up1 Thumbs down0 User rating: 100%
  • Any time someone likes my post, I read it again. Copy line
    Thumbs up1 Thumbs down0 User rating: 100%
  • Remember when replacing your TP: beards are cool, mullets are bad. Copy line
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  • Sometimes I watch a show just because my remote fell on the floor. Copy line
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If you want to showcase your hobbies, use the following format!  Just don’t make it a boring list. Let’s say you’re into working out, reading, and coffee. Bring this boring list to life like so:

  • Barbell enthusiast.
  • Music-dependent life form.
  • Caffeine connoisseur.

Funny Tinder bios every guy can use

Now for some stupidly simple bios that can be fitted to your personality!

  • I’d donate my kidney to (your favorite thing in the world). Copy line
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  • If money didn’t matter I’d be a (your ideal job). Copy line
    Thumbs up1 Thumbs down0 User rating: 100%
  • According to my friends I am more beautiful in real life, but my mom says I’m always a beautiful boy. Copy line
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  • Will totally humiliate you at (your favorite game here). Copy line
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  • Unusual skill: (insert). Copy line
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  • A non-negotiable: asking the taxi driver if it’s been busy tonight. Copy line
    Thumbs up1 Thumbs down0 User rating: 100%
  • Will cook (your favorite dish) if you do the dishes. Copy line
    Thumbs up1 Thumbs down0 User rating: 100%
  • Caffeine-dependent life form. Copy line
    Thumbs up1 Thumbs down0 User rating: 100%
  • Black belt in leaving my phone on top of my car before driving off. Copy line
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  • Dating me is like finding an extra chicken nugget in your McDonalds. Copy line
    Thumbs up2 Thumbs down0 User rating: 100%
  • My last Tinder date opened my mail when I was in the bathroom. Copy line
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  • Never again will I try to swat a bumblebee as I’m driving down the freeway. Copy line
    Thumbs up2 Thumbs down0 User rating: 100%
  • I can convince you to delete this app forever after just one date. Copy line
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  • I bet you can’t beat me at a staring contest. Copy line
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  • I microwave a mean mac and cheese. Copy line
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  • Unusually skilled at binging Netflix. Copy line
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  • Awkward for the first 10 minutes, surprisingly charming after. Copy line
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  • #1 bad boy. Still bad at everything. Copy line
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  • Just got a bad haircut and am feeling especially self-conscious. Copy line
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  • My biggest turn on is chatting for 3 months without meeting. Copy line
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  • Been listening to the same 200 songs for the last 15 years. Copy line
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  • I always talk to animals in an annoying baby voice. Copy line
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  • I go back and forth between ‘IDGAF confident’ and ‘I really could use a compliment.’ Copy line
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  • Tell me the soundtrack to your life. Copy line
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  • I feel the most empowered when I give zero fucks. Copy line
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  • My mother would describe me as her son. Copy line
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  • The thing I hate most in the world is calories. Copy line
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  • I’m here to avoid friends on social me. Copy line
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Tinder bios for relationships

Not everyone is looking for a quick hookup. These bios show you as more of a relationship prospect than a quick piece of meat.

  • Steal my sweater and put your cold feet on me already! Copy line
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  • Let’s do something radical, let’s turn on Netflix and actually watch the movie. Copy line
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  • Our dogs will be named Maximilian and Ingrid. This is non-negotiable. Copy line
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  • Let’s discuss what our couples email address will be. Copy line
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  • If you’re kind, cool, and honest I’ll totes try to hold your hand. Copy line
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  • I will always bring you a snack even if you said you didn’t want one. Copy line
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  • Let’s get one thing straight: the food at our wedding banquet will be Chinese. Copy line
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  • Hoping to be swept off my feet, but have low expectations. Copy line
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  • Integrity is sexy as phuck. Copy line
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  • Relationship goal: us doing the lift from Dirty Dancing. Copy line
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The biggest don’ts when creating a Tinder  bio to get laid

Before you blindly copy one of the lines of my article, remember that there’s a fine line between attraction and disgust.

So to guarantee your profile excites in the right way, be sure to avoid the next mistakes.

  1. Don’t be offensive. The right type of dark humor can be hilarious, but save that for the date. If only one person finds your bio offensive, it might mean you’ll get banned.
  2. Stay away from sarcasm. It doesn’t work well when you can’t see someone’s face or hear their voice.
  3. Don’t be boastful. Confidence is sexy, but arrogance is not. If you feel the need to instantly tell everyone how amazing you are, you’re probably not.
  4. Avoid clichés. If someone sees you retelling a joke they’ve already heard, it’s a bit of a letdown. And can create the feeling that you’re a bit of a phony.
  5. Don’t be too self-deprecating. Not taking yourself seriously is attractive. But poking too much fun at yourself can seem like you’re beating yourself up and are suffering from low self-esteem. Keep it light.

Best Tinder bios to get laid – Conclusion

Your success starts and ends with your photos. Even the best Tinder bio can’t make up for a poor Tinder profile. So writing a good ‘About Me’ isn’t enough to get you lots of good matches.

Only a profile that’s Fun, Attractive, and Trustworthy will get good Tinder results.

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