You have a match.
But your conversation is dying.
What Tinder questions should I ask to keep the convo alive?
Read on and get:
- The best 100+ funny, deep & interesting Tinder questions
- How to get your Tinder match to chase you
- 10 Texts that always work
- The 36 questions to ask, that make your match fall in love with you (proven by science)
- A childhood game that gets her to reply fast
- Bad boy teases she likes to hear
- Funny dilemmas that get her panties wet
- 10 Tinder questions I often use in chat (and on the Tinder date)
- And much more…
The biggest sin in dating is…
There’s too much of that.
So you’re about to learn how to stand out and ask exciting questions.
Which means being different.
A little more extreme, dramatic and zany.
No middle of the road Tinder questions at TextGod.
Before we get started, know there are different types of questions.
Each has its own perfect timing.
And you’ll learn exactly when that is.
Starting with comedy.
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Would you rather…
Stave off boredom with a childhood favorite.
The game of Would you rather.
If you’ve ever been a kid, you know exactly what I’m talking about.
If this game is new to you, you’re an alien.
In which case, “Nanu nanu.”
Would you rathers are one of the best Tinder questions.
So here’s 10 that have a 69% response rate.
Most of these Tinder questions are mild.
Let’s spice it up!
Would you rather… (DIRTY VERSION)
Get yourself a reply and get her hot with the same question.
The Would you rather-format creates all sorts of dilemmas.
Including naughty ones.
Let me show you what I mean.
But first a word of caution:
Use these questions too early and you’ll seem like a creep.
Only play the dirty Would you rather if you’re hitting it off.
To play it safe, only ask them on the date when you KNOW she already respects you.
Second word of caution:
Bring protection, because she may get carried away and jump you.
When she’d rather do you than answer more questions.
Let’s get started.
Maybe it’s not the time for dirty talk.
Perhaps she thinks you like her a little too much and need to slow down.
Hit the brakes on the conversation with the next set of Tinder questions.
The bro treatment
You’re going to put an end to boring conversations with these questions.
But first something important.
Most guys drive the convo to Boresburg, because they treat her like a rainbow farting princess:
They’re too polite.
Treat her like a bro.
The bro treatment is good for three reasons:
- She begins to slightly doubt herself
- Did he call me a dude because he really sees me as a friend?
- Am I acting mannish?
- Does he not find me sexy?
- You start to relax because you’re treating her like one of the boys.
- You stop giving a phuck. And get rid of the pedestal worshipping vibe.
Before we move on, know that I never look at my bro’s hands to check their penis size.
We just pull our pants down.
Next up, the RuPaul Method.
When all else fails, kill the boring virus by turning into a bitchy cat.
These questions are a bit more delicate and can quickly sound insulting.
So if you use them, be sure to:
- Use a gif to show tone of voice (on Tinder)
- Make them sound funny by putting on a funny voice (in person)
I usually roleplay a girl called Becky.
She comes from Cali and wears black leggings with ugg boots.
Anyway, let’s begin.
The next three questions are easy to use on Tinder:
Again, when on Tinder, add a gif.
Preferably one that makes you look a little goofy. And hopefully innocent.
I like this one:
Does she have gym selfies?
A lot of women like to wear skin tight yoga pants to the gym, so a fitting question is:
Unless she wants to show off her clam, she damn well knows you’re kidding.
Is she not being particularly fun? (The next question actually works even better when the convo is going well.)
Throw her this one:
The next three are best suited for on the date.
Imagine you’re walking together and she breaks formation to cross the road or throw something in the trash.
Now ask her this:
That line subtly says that you don’t need her.
She may even take it seriously and try to get you to stay, which only increases your attraction.
Two more lines that playfully push her away:
And the next:
Her replies may not sound like she’s having fun.
But if you ask your questions jokingly, she definitely will.
Now for texts that always work!
10 Texts that always work
Some lines are just better than others. And those golden lines are waiting for you in this tip.
Texting girls never goes as expected.
She may take hours to respond. Perhaps even days.
You can feel her slipping away.
So when she finally replies, you turn into a happy puppy.
When she ignores you for days and finally says, “haha”.
But unlike a real puppy, your unconditional love scares her away…
So what do you do instead?
Let me show you.
Here’s a girl that took a while to reply:
The second she texted back I wrote:
I went completely overboard.
I pretended to make her reply the most important thing in my life.
Because I went to such an extreme, I breathed new life into the conversation.
She laughs and even calls me ‘babyboy’.
That’s only one of my 10 Texts That Always Work.
The other 9 texts solve different problems.
- Like what to send after you get her number
- Funny answers to standard questions
- How to ask her on the date
- When you don’t know what to say
- And more…
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Next up, roleplay.
Blow life into the conversation with your imagination
Here’s a great line that works as an opener and can take you down multiple scenarios:
Let me give you three examples.
Do you like roleplay? #1
Next, instead of Harvey Weinstein we’ll play a nurse.
Do you like roleplay? #2
Now for a third scenario, using the same line!
Do you like roleplay? #3
The beauty of these three scenarios is that it throws her expectations out the window.
When women read ‘roleplay’, they expect something naughty.
So when you talk pooped pants or drunken orcs, it’s like dumping cold water over her.
Plus, your u-turn to the non-sexual makes you more attractive.
Because most dudes have a one-track mind that goes straight to her vajayjay.
By showing you aren’t impressed by her jiggly parts, you make her interested.
Suddenly she has to win you over with her personality.
Her when she can’t use her pussy powers on you.
If you want to push her away even further, pretend you’re breaking up.
Getting a divorce isn’t only a playful push, it also implies you’ve been romantic partners.
And you know the saying: “If you can’t dream it, you can’t achieve it.”
So use your role playing to lead her down a path you want her to go.
Or forget about leading and just have fun.
Like the next two scenarios:
Most of the previous questions are lighthearted and revolve around humor.
Perhaps you want to dig a little deeper.
So let’s introduce…
10 Personal Tinder questions
If you dread small talk and want to dive into the real, start here.
The next set of questions goes beyond the weather or her favorite color, but never reaches her deepest and darkest fears.
So it’s a happy medium.
See for yourself.
Learning how your date sees herself versus how others see her helps you understand her nature.
(Also, are 90% of girls introverts pretending to be extroverts?)
If she replies, “Khloe Kardashian’s new haircut” or “The release of the first quantum computing system” you get a good idea of her favorite news sources.
Nobody has a ready answer, so prepare to hear her describe her average day.
What’s more, this question gives you an idea of what makes your date excited.
Perk up your ears, buddy.
This is where you find out what to do and NOT to do if you want to sweep her off her feet.
From stamp collections to needing to sleep sitting up, this question guarantees a quirky answer.
Find out what problems are important to her and if she’s the next Steve Jobs.
Whether her answer is “Dye my hair blue” or “Punch a whale”, you know exactly how adventurous she is.
Plus, you have your idea for your second date.
Everyone has a story of themselves being a silly goose.
Plus, shared pain is great for bonding. So get ready to tell your own story.
The above questions bring you one step closer to each other.
If that’s not close enough, keep reading.
Because you’re about to learn how to jump into the Hyperbolic Time Chamber and instantly fall head over heels.
Questions to make her fall in love with you
Making her fall in love through an interview sounds like horseshit, but actually it’s science.
I’m a special little boy.
Arthur Aron’s 36 questions can spark intimacy.
You’re about to get Aron’s questions split up into three groups of 12. Every next group is more intimate than the one before.
WARNING: in some studies, half of the participants fell in love. So it’s strong stuff.
Only second to the Nokia 3310.
Aron’s first 12 questions of love
Aron’s second 12 questions of love
Aron’s last 12 questions of love
To top it off, stare 4 minutes into each other’s eyes without talking.
Congratulations, you’re now in love.
Or at the very least attracted enough to each other to go on another date.
Arthur Aron’s questions have just one drawback.
Your date may not be interested in doing the whole conversation.
And to be frank, doing the whole questionnaire feels a bit forced.
Remember a few questions from each group and ramp up the intimacy.
And instead of doing a 4-minute staredown, play a staring contest.
Whoever blinks first loses.
Over too quickly? Do a best out of three.
Do you want to feel out your date or Tinder match?
30 Lighthearted personal questions
Use the next questions to feel her out and create comfort.
Are you looking for the best Tinder questions to ask your match?
Then you want to know this:
The best Tinder questions are:
- Surprising (they spike her emotions)
- NOT BORING
Good examples are the ‘Would you rather’ questions.
The next 30 questions are best for on the Tinder date.
If her answer is anything but “Not at all”, that’s a dealbreaker.
Now let’s turn up the heat!
Hint: the next questions make for excellent Tinder questions.
25 Intimate and naughty questions
Here are 25 questions that will reveal if she likes you and turn her on.
I’m all sweaty.
Time to cool down.
Let’s give you…
10 Tinder Questions I use
Here’s ten questions that evoke feelings and get you closer to the date.
(And her panties, hihi.)
What makes this a good question?
Because it gives her the chance to show off! And who doesn’t like that?
Use it as a diving board to get from the chit-chat into the deep and personal.
If you ask her online, the question reveals if she is the type to go out with guys, or just chat for validation.
If you ask her in person, she’ll be sucked down memory lane and realize: “Woah. This guy (read: you) is way cooler than that loser from back then.”
I like this question because it’s personal and reveals a lot about who she is. Unlike what’s her favorite snack.
Plus, it gives you an idea for a future date.
For whatever reason, my friends and I always used to fantasize about this.
The beauty of dreaming up fantasies, is that it’s very easy to make them more naughty.
A tricky question for most women. So it’s hit and miss.
But when it’s a hit, you know exactly how to make her fall for you.
First help her find her eyes after they shot out of the back of her skull, and straighten out your question.
She’ll give you lots of insight into female seduction techniques. Never bad.
Plus, you’ll get to know her better.
“Is that it?”
It’s a template you can use to make your own funny questions.
Tailor it to your own humor.
It’s a fun way to find out someone’s aspirations and dreams.
Here’s the last question that’s great for introducing date ideas.
Chances are she’ll ask where she ranks on your dating list.
How you answer is up to you.
Now for 10 easy Tinder questions!
10 Easy Questions For Tinder
Get 10 Tinder questions and the formula for making your own.
Why most questions suck the life out of your Tinder conversations and dates, is because they’re BORING.
When guys are asking these questions, the conversation is treading water.
It’s a last ditch resort to keep the conversation afloat.
Some guys do slightly better and ask:
Better, because it’s easy to reply to and it sheds light on her personality.
But not good enough, because she’s heard the cats or dogs schtick.
So let’s get creative.
- Flight or invisibility?
- Inside the house: slippers or socks?
- Peanut butter or Nutella?
- Quit coffee or never have snacks during films and series?
- Toilet paper: over or under?
- Bath or shower?
- Love or money?
- Burger or pizza?
- Cups in the cupboard: top side up or upside down?
- Dine in or delivery?
Can you tell how much better these questions are?
They reveal much more about who she is.
The #1 way to open her legs soul
All the questions we discussed can save a conversation, but also kill it.
Sometimes canned lines aren’t right for the moment.
When she’s pouring her heart out and tears are filling her eyes, it’s not the time to go:
You killing all your attraction.
The conversation asked for a different type of question.
While I can’t predict what that question will be precisely.
(Hogwarts took my away my crystal ball after I shot a porno called Hairy Cooter and the Sorcerer’s Bone.)
I can give you the type of question that vulnerable moments demand.
An open-ended question.
Closed questions lock down the conversation by setting limits.
Whereas open questions keep the ball rolling.
Let’s do a practice run.
Imagine you want to know what she likes to eat.
Here’s what NOT to say:
That only gives her two options, “Yes” or “No”.
What open-ended question would you ask her to get a better answer?
Hint: “What do you like to eat?” is better, but it’s not a winner.
Dress it up.
Make it exciting.
Sketching a scenario is often a good idea.
Here the first two ideas that popped into my head:
The beauty of these questions is that you’re asking for her input WHILE giving value with your scenario.
What’s the value?
Your scenario is an opportunity for her to surprise herself. She’s likely never thought about it.
As long as your questions do more than demand a reply, it’s a good one.
The solution for when you go interview mode
Asking a closed question isn’t bad if you know the next technique.
Let’s use a common date conversation to make the technique stick.
Most dudes would probably answer:
Even though his date may reply, the above answers suffer from two problems:
- They don’t make it easy for her to reply to
- They don’t add value by raising her emotions
In short, it’s just data.
So here’s a technique that makes it super easy for her to respond, plus it raises her emotions (depending on how often she’s had this conversation)…
Let’s go back to our earlier example.
People think you’re the BEST conversationalist if you simply let them talk about a topic they love.
If you don’t mind listening, asking WHY is the easiest and most effective conversation technique.
Just be careful that ‘Why’ doesn’t become your only party trick.
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