30+ Best Bumble Bio Examples For Guys + AI Generator

You want more and better Bumble matches.

And you feel like upgrading your bio could make the difference.

Well, you’re in the right place.

Because I’m about to give you the best Bumble bios that will trigger her to swipe you right.

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  • I’m the guy your parents warned you about. I always forget to put the milk back in the fridge. Copy line
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  • Olives taste gross. Change my mind. Copy line
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  • I’m 6’3 and my love language is physical touch. So I’m basically a big teddy bear. Copy line
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  • One time I got drunk and got a tattoo of my dog. #bestdogdaddy Copy line
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  • I’m the life of the party, but only when it’s inside my bag of Fritos. Copy line
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  • I’d love to be mysterious but unfortunately, I never shut the fugg up. Send help. Copy line
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  • Baby, let’s play doctor. I’ll start. You owe me $3200. Copy line
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  • Used to be 100% indifferent to birds my whole life, then one day I was like “damn is that a yellow-rumped warbler??” Copy line
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  • My kink is when women care about my feelings and what I have to say. Copy line
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  • My most controversial opinion: nobody shot JFK, his head just did that. Copy line
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How to create a great Bumble bio

The best Bumble bios all have two things in common:

  • They make potential matches excited to talk to you.
  • They make it easy for her to come up with a fun first text.

In other words, a good Bumble bio gets you more matches and leads to fun conversations from the start.

The perfect Bumble bio

The rest of the article will give you clear examples of what these bios look like and how to create your own.

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1.  Go against the mainstream

All the best Bumble bios trigger a strong emotional response. And that’s great! Here’s how you do it.

Write a rebellious bio.

If you do it right, your bio will motivate her to match you and send you a text RIGHT AWAY.

Here’s a bio that I used to great success. WARNING: It is a very polarizing profile text and might upset some squeamish people.

Pineapple goes on pizza like tongues go in assholes. It’s not for everybody but those who enjoy it more are a little more sophisticated.

Three more:

  • Is it just me or does well done steak taste pretty good?
  • I actually miss the peace and quiet of the lockdown.
  • You’re in the passenger seat and I forget to signal while driving. How do you react?

2. Playfully describe yourself

The very best bios don’t just spark her interest, they also show off your personality.

Communicating who you are is a little more difficult. But it’s well worth it if you can pull it off. Here’s a Bumble bio from coach Jay who used it with great success.

Brutally honest. Sucker for a good romcom. Love to explore neighborhoods and get lost. And am serving a lifetime ban on wearing white after last week’s spaghetti incident.

Pretty good, right? Here are three more:

  • “Honest to a fault. Been listening to the same 200 songs since high school. Can’t find matching socks to save my life. And I hate olives.”
  • “Amazing with dogs. That’s a warning. Your dog will fall hopelessly in love with me and desert you.”
  • “Pro: mega book nerd. Con: I’m the reason the book you want from the library isn’t available.”

3. Trigger her curiosity

Here’s a subtle way to get her to send you the first text so you don’t lose the match.

Create a bio that triggers her curiosity.

Although guys can send the first text by responding to her ‘opening move’, it still feels better when she reaches out first. But how do you convince her to reach out before you?

By tickling her imagination in all the right ways.

Here are some examples of irresistible clickbait:

  • “Craziest holiday: I went on a weekend trip to Paris last year and ended up in the hospital for 2 weeks with a view of the Eiffel Tower. Beat that.”
  • “I once unknowingly assisted with a robbery and didn’t get a cent. :(“
  • “What if nobody shot JFK and his head just did that?”

4. Know your audience

Success on Bumble isn’t just about getting more matches, it’s about getting the right matches. Here’s how you get your dream girl:

Know who you’re trying to attract.

Unless your profile is designed to excite a specific audience, it’ll probably be pretty average and not really blow away anyone. Yet that’s exactly what you want.

Your goal is to create a Bumble bio that captivates all the girls who are your type. So unless you’re writing your Bio with these people in mind, you’re not doing a good job. Even if it does get you lots of attention.

So think hard about what kind of person you want to date, then figure out what kind of bio they might enjoy.

Here are some ideas:

  • [When you like nerds] “Looking for someone to help me return the ring to Mordor.”
  • [When you’re into hiking] “Ever try to breathe more quietly when walking up a hill past bystanders so they don’t know you’re struggling for your life?”
  • [When you like art “Looking for someone who doesn’t throw me through a window if I read every plaque in a museum.”

5. End on a relatable twist

Use clickbait to your advantage. If you do it well, she won’t be able to stop reading. And if you make her effort worth all the trouble, she’ll very likely swipe you right.

Especially if it looks anything like this.

I always keep a pistol under my pillow. So in case of a burglary, I’m able to shoot myself in order to prevent social interactions with other people.

Three more:

  • “You couldn’t pay me enough to watch 10-hour movie. Unless you break it up into 1-hour episodes I guess.”
  • “I have the most epic stories to tell. But halfway through I just forget what I’m…”
  • “I caught someone breaking into my house the other day. We searched for valuables together.”

6. Make her laugh

Women love a sense of humor. So be sure to show off your funny bone if you have one:

The great white shark has a mating call that can be heard 40 km away. I have a Bumble profile with a range 0f 100km. Suck on that you stupid shark and your million years of evolution.

A funny and lighthearted bio. Your insights on nature make you seem smart. While you bash the great white shark since you’re much more alpha than him of course.

Three more funny bios:

  • “You may like being choked, but turtles don’t. Throw your shit in the trash.”
  • “Current relationship status: My cat won’t return my calls.”
  • “Sometimes I use big words to sound more abecedarian.”

7. Create a call to action

If you’re tired of women opening with “Hey”, this is for you.

Create a call to action.

I’m sure you’ve noticed. Almost all women on Bumble say stuff like this:


How my last 3 Bumble matches broke the ice on Bumble.

What sucks about her one-word opener, is that it can be pretty difficult to reply to. Sure, you can say ‘Hi’ back, but it doesn’t exactly make her excited to text with you.

The key to a fun conversation actually starts with your bio. If your Bumble bio challenges her to text you something specific, you can steer the conversation towards something playful before it even starts.

Let me give you an example.

Coach Dan knows that everybody loves food, so he created a call to action surrounding that subject.

Tell me:

A) Your favorite food in the world
B) Favorite spot you’ve ever been

Stupidly simple. And highly effective.

Another reaction he got:

Don’t want to talk about food? Here are three more call to action Bumble bios:

  • “Tell me how many fries your friend can take before you tell them to get your own.”
  • “I don’t know what to do when people sing happy birthday to me. Please help.”
  • “Toilet paper should have a beard. Not a mullet. Change my mind.”

8. Make a unique list

So many guys make the mistake of using the ‘shopping list’ bio. You know, a list of nouns that describe all the things they like. And it’s incredibly boring.

Not to mention predictable, because almost everyone talks about the same stuff: coffee, gym, partying.

And even if you’re writing about your passions, a list of nouns is dull as heck.

So if you are going to talk about your hobbies, do it in a way that’s engaging.

Using coffee, gym and party as my example, I get:

Caffeine-dependent life form.

Dumbbell enthusiast.

Jägerbomb connoisseur.

See the difference?

9. Have fun with stereotypes

Some people are a living stereotype.

Nothing wrong with that.

It’s just really fun to poke fun at these people and show you’re a Giga Chad.

I’m the most healthy person you’ll ever meet.
– I shower in green tea.
– I snort quinoa for breakfast.
– I avoid meat, dairy, water, and people.
– And I love to breathe. Sometimes I’ll do 20,000 of those bad boys per day.

What are some other stereotypes that you can think of?

10. Create a swiping game

I don’t like swiping games much. They were fun at first, but have lost their mojo.

So why am I advertising this bio?

Because it’s the first swiping game in forever that made me chuckle.

I’ll make it real easy:

Swipe in the direction of your political views.

If you’re right-wing and politics is important to you, definitely give this bio a try.

It’s one of the ways to filter your dates, this is an important principle I write about in my article about Tinder for marriage.

10. Play two truths and a lie

If you’re out of the know, two truths and a lie is a game made to break the ice. The point is to find the lie.

And it directly speaks to my inner child.

Two truths and a lie:

I don’t like this game. I never lie. Plus, I always tell the truth.

What makes this puzzle especially good, is that it’s impossible to solve. So you’re going to have lots of girls swipe you right, just to hear you give them the answer! It’s deliciously evil.

Here are 3 more for good measure:

  • “Two truths and a lie: I can’t swim, I’ve never seen Titanic, and I once dated the daughter of a mafia boss.”
  • “Two truths and a lie: I once saw a shark in the wild, I’ve competed and won a chili pepper eating contest, and I speak 3 languages.”
  • “Two truths and a lie: I’ve got 5 brothers and sisters, I’ve never left the country, and I’ve once made a citizen’s arrest.”

11. Give an old saying a modern twist

Social media is filled with motivational and movie quotes. Sometimes it can be really fun to give them a modern twist.

Such as:

I like big butts and I’m morally against lying.

Here come three more ideas to inspire you:

  • “All’s fair in love, war, and group chat arguments.”
  • “The grass is always greener when you adjust the saturation.”
  • “To err is human, to blame it on autocorrect is divine.”

12. Hint at what you want

Everyone on Bumble is looking for someone who’s a fit for them.

So let them know what you’re after! Preferably, in a playful and humorous way.

Like in this example.

Just steal my oversized hoodies already and let me buy you food you cute piece of sh*t.

Here are a few other bios with a similar flavor:

  • “Looking for a cute girl to be in my Hearthstone let’s play vids so I can get more views.”
  • “I think honesty and reading books is sexy as phuggg.”
  • “Looking for someone who I can trade fun and exciting hiking routes with.”

Best Bumble Bio – Conclusion

The best Bumble bios are authentic.

You never want to pretend to be someone you’re not. Instead, you want to highlight what’s unique about your personality and let that shine through your words.

Do be careful to keep it brief. Hinting at your strengths and what you’re looking for is typically more than enough to get good matches.

Of course, getting matches is only the start. Next, you need to have a conversation and get them excited to meet you.

This can be a little difficult. To make it easier for you, I want to give you my 10 texts that always work. And my Personality Slice technique to get them addicted to your texts.

Don’t take my word for it. Try it and find out for yourself.

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Enjoy.

Blessings,
Louis Farfields

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