There’s someone you’re interested in on Instagram.
But there’s a problem.
You have no idea how to make the first move without seeming desperate or awkward.
I’m going to give you 40+ Instagram pick up lines that actually work. Plus, some tips on how to look laid back while sending her the first text.In this article:More...
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Funny Instagram pick-up lines for any situation
- I don’t want to intimidate you. But I took the gold in the 2016 spooning olympics.
- 🥷. Don’t mind me. Just sliding into your DMs.
- 🐕. Max! Get back here! My bad lol. He just runs off sometimes. Anyway, what’s up?
- Girllll, let’s play doctor. I’ll go first. you owe me $3600.
- Let’s skip the small talk and fast forward to a never-ending series of awkward moments.
- Before you reply, know that I’m a pretty big deal. I once posted a meme that got 22 likes.
- 🚗⛐💥 Oops. I seem to have crashed into your dms.
- Random dude #3009 sliding into your DMs today. How’s your day going on a scale from folding laundry while listening to a podcast to drowning in a sea of puppies?
- …….⚽. Came here to get my ball. But now I’m here I just wanna chill a little.
- 🎈. Helllp! My balloon. I lost it in your DMs. 🙁
Chill and cocky Instagram pick up lines
- I usually don’t give compliments that easily. But you have excellent taste in Instagram profiles.
- No clue if we’d get along, but I just had to slide because [something that you loved about her profile].
- You liked and commented on my pics. I guess what I’m trying to say is, let’s get married.
- You commented on my pic a week ago. Slide into my DMs already, [her name]!
- It’s good that we live so far apart. You and I would be trouble.
- [If she liked your Instagram photo] So Mrs. Hard-to-get, are you actually going to say hi or can I just expect you to like my Insta pics for the rest of my life? 😉
- I bet you can’t find another guy in your inbox as charming and awkward as me. That’s right. I’m like Michael Cera when he was still on TV.
- You seem like the type of person who’s the right combination of outgoing and nerdy. I like that.
- Permission to slide into your DMs, m’lady? 🧐
- You look crazy familiar to me. What high school did you go to?
- Is it true what they say about nurses [replace with something relevant to her].
- A little random, but you really seem to have a cool attitude and I wanted to say hi. Lemme know if you’re down with that.
- You small, me big. We make good fit.
- You’ve liked my profile, so that obviously means I should start making wedding plans.
- Congratulations! You have manifested a guy you can take home for Thanksgiving.
Funny Instagram pick up lines for specific situations
- [If she’s into books] From one bookworm to another, don’t you just hate that you can’t stack e-books on your shelf like a bunch of trophies?
- [If she has a dog] Fair warning. Animals love me and I take no responsibility if your doggo chooses to leave you for me.
- [If she’s sipping wine in her story] Can’t believe you didn’t finish your wine, [her name]. There are sober children in Africa, you know.
- [If she’s eating pizza in her story] Seeing the long melted cheese tendrils of your pizza slice is one of the most erotic things I’ve ever seen on Instagram.
- [If she’s into politics] I like politics too. I read like 3 memes, so I’m pretty much an expert now.
- [If she’s a nerd and told you to add her on Insta] Your party, weary from your travels, gather at the tavern in the hamlet of Oakwood. A friendly barkeep serves drinks to the townsfolk as a traveling bard takes the stage. Go ahead and introduce your character.
- [If you have a VERY good Instagram profile] Hey, excuse me. You dropped this. [Wait for reaction] Your standards. Hi, I’m…
- [If she’s a fan of Friends] I think you’re the Rachel to my Ross. I want to start a passionate relationship with you, grow jealous of your co-worker, start a huge fight, and go too far with another girl, just so I can say. WE. WERE. ON. A. BREAK.
- [If her latest story shows she’s nearby] Holy fuark, you’re close. I just screamed my mating call out the window. Did you hear me?
- [If she’s a professional photographer] Awesome to see that you’re making a living taking photos! The first time I made money as a photographer was when I sold my camera.
- [If she’s into horses] Not sure how much I like you riding horses. Did you know that because of people like you horses get farted on more than any other animal?
- [If she’s into yoga and cats] Good moves at yoga this week. I actually recorded your moves.
Clever Instagram pick up lines
- I was so stoked to slide into your DMs, but then my horoscope said that a girl (dressed like her) would get me into trouble.
- [If she’s holding flowers, or another gift] Thanks, Jenny. So sweet that you got me flowers. You can bring them by later <3.
- All your pics look like you’re the female James Bond. You still looking for a Bond girl?
- [If she’s been liking your photos] This is so us. You snooping through my Insta and waiting for me to reach out. Me figuring out what to DM you. And my dumb ass brain going: just say hi, dummy.
- [When she has a cat] You. Me. Some catnip. And all the toys and scritches you want. Just make sure to tell your cat momma you’re going to be away for a few hours.
- [If she seems a little nerdy] Are you https? Because without you I’m just ://.
- I first wanted to go for something cheesy. But then I realized you probably have dozens of dudes from India sending you poems and love letters. So lemme keep it chill: what’s up?
For more, check out my clever pick up line YouTube video (yeh, it’s about Tinder but it’s not too different):
Risky and outrageous Instagram pick up lines
Most of these lines will probably get you little action. But you can increase the odds of success by 69% if you first ask if she’s down to hear a pickup line from you.
- I’d fuck you up… in Mariokart.
- So good looking but so fat. FAR. lol worst typo ever.
- Why show so much skin in all your photos? I don’t care about your tits tho. Show me your mind 🧠
- So (name). When you’re going to get my name tattooed on your body, will you get it on your left or right butt cheek?
- What do first base and your Insta have in common? I’m terrible at sliding into both of them, but I’m still going to give it a try.
- I bet you won’t look at a man the same way after meeting me.
- I think your Instagram could look better. I recommend more photos of us together.
- Are you a sea lion because I can sea you lion in my bed later.
How to make sure she replies to your Instagram pick up line
Most dudes use Instagram to get girls in the worst way possible.
They see a cute girl and instantly slide into her DMs.
What’s wrong with that?
If she’s attractive, she probably has hundreds of random guys fighting for attention in her inbox.
Guess who you are when you send her a DM as a stranger? One of those random and creepy duderinos. And they get no love.
So how do you get her to reply to your Instagram messages?
By following these 5 steps:
- Have a decent profile.
- Follow her.
- Engage her profile via likes and/or comments.
- Wait for the perfect moment.
- Slide into her DMs using one of these pick up lines.
This article only talks about step 5.
Want help with the other 4 steps? Check out this article of mine:
The Instagram pick up line she can’t resist
Here comes an incredibly powerful technique for getting reactions on Instagram.
Use a little mystery.
99,5775473% of guys out there will slide into her DMs saying something like:
Not only is that incredibly generic and boring. She’ll also be able to see the message in her inbox without needing to open the conversation!
So she’ll just ignore it.
But… If you slide into her DMs with a unique message. All she’ll see in her inbox is that she got a message from a stranger that starts with, for example:
“Seeing the long melted cheese…”
She has no clue where that’s leading. So what happens?
She’ll open the message and read everything! Bringing you one step closer to her reply.
So if you want her to reply, be sure to start your message in a unique way.
But the mating dance doesn’t end there.
Once she replies to your icebreaker, you have to hold her attention and make her excited to meet you.
To help you get that date, I want to give you my 10 Texts That Always Work.
So if you ever feel like:
- You don’t know what to say.
- You need something funny.
- You want to tease her.
- Asking her out in a non-needy way…
…my 10 Texts have got what you need. A copy pastable line for the most common scenarios.
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