There’s someone you’re interested in on Instagram.
But there’s a problem.
You have no idea how to make the first move without seeming desperate or awkward.
No fuggin’ sweat.
Why?
Because I’m going to give you 38 Instagram pick up lines that actually work. Plus, some tips on how to look laid back while sending her the first text.
Article contents:
- Funny Instagram pick up lines
- How to make sure she replies to your Instagram pick up line
- Chill and cocky Instagram pick up lines
- Clever Instagram pick up lines
- Risky and outrageous Instagram pick up lines
Important: Quickly letting you know I found the best opener EVER. Its psychologically irresistible to ignore. I made a video explaining how to use it and it's 'clickbait-principle' with screenshot examples. Check it out here.
Funny Instagram pick up lines
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Obviously only send the last part.
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Only use these lines if you have a strong Instagram profile.
If you don’t seem confident, the self deprecation will make you look insecure.
On the topic of funny, ever find yourself looking for a funny reply but don’t know what to say? Check out this article:
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If she’s into yoga and cats:

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If she likes the sitcom Friends:
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Clickbait:
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If her latest story or upload tells you she’s nearby.
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Send her an appropriate GIF.
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How to make sure she replies to your Instagram pick up line
Most dudes use Instagram to get girls in the worst way possible.
They see a cute girl and instantly slide into her DMs.
What’s wrong with that?
If she’s attractive, she probably has hundreds of random guys fighting for attention in her inbox.
Guess who you are when you send her a DM as a stranger?
One of those random and creepy duderinos.
And they get no love.
So how do you get her to reply to your Instagram messages?
By following these 5 steps:
- Have a decent profile
- Follow her
- Engage her profile via likes and/or comments
- Wait for the perfect moment
- Slide into her DMs using one of these pick up lines
This article only talks about step 5.
Want help with the other 4 steps? Check out this article of mine:
Chill and cocky Instagram pick up lines
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What are things that you can love about her profile?
Think: band, a book, a videogame or a hobby.
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If she left you a comment.
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If she lives a few miles away from you.
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If she’s liked your Insta photos.
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Clever Instagram pick up lines
Want a break from reading?
Check out my clever pick up line YouTube video (yeh, it’s about Tinder but it’s not too different):
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When her name is Sarah:
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You can replace the ‘flowers’ with anything gift-like that she’s holding on her Instagram photo.
Concert tickets. Champagne bottle. A cute pup.
Take your pick.
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By the way, after the opener you still have the difficult task of keeping the convo alive. Check out my next article for more:
- 5 Simple ways to keep a conversation going over text
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If she’s been liking your photos.
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When she has a cat.
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If she seems a little nerdy
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Risky and outrageous Instagram pick up lines
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These were the 38 Instagram pick up lines that actually work.
But the mating dance doesn’t end there.
Once she replies to your ice breaker, you have to hold her attention and make her excited to meet you.
To help you get that date, I want to give you my 10 Texts That Always Work.
So if you ever feel like:
- You don’t know what to say
- You need something funny
- You want to tease her
- Asking her out in a non-needy way…
…my 10 Texts have got what you need. A copy pastable line for the most common scenarios.
Grab the 10 Texts here for free.
Enjoy.
Blessings,
Louis Farfields
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