50+ Funny Texts to Send (That Actually Work)

You know how good it feels to get a funny text from a friend or your crush.

So you want to return the favor.

Or maybe you just want to make someone laugh so you can lick pudding off each other later.

Except you don’t really know how.

No problem.

In this article, I’ll give you 50+ funny texts that you can send to make someone laugh right now.

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Funniest messages to make someone laugh

Use these texts to put a smile on someone’s face.

You may have heard this before, but humor is the spice of life.

It can make your friends love you, cheer up family members, and have your Tinder crush desperately want to meet you.

It’s a modern day super power.

So use these laughable lines to add some brightness to someone’s day.

  • Yo bro. I’m in a bit of a pickle. I’m trying to give you a compliment right now but not sure what to say. Just know you’re kindof a big dill to me.
  • Let’s be like monkeys and hang later.
  • Have the best day ever, and if someone tries to ruin it for you, send me their name and I will yell at them.
  • Here’s a random text that you can use as an excuse to bail on someone who is boring to talk to today.
  • Loouuiiiissssssa, you dink .What are you doing tonight?
  • Hey, it’s me, the hotty you’re looking for.
  • Oh man. I just got my hair cut and now I look like the lesbian version of Tinkerbell. A.k.a. Twinkerbell.
  • Yeah that’s fine, just make sure to get rid of the body. Whoops, sorry wrong person, forget you saw that text.
  • Damn you’re annoyingly cute today. Not sure if I want to spank you for fun or for misbehaving.

Try these out and see how many giggles you can get.

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Funny texts to send to your Tinder match or crush

Showing your Tinder crush your sense of humor can really make you stand out.

“Funny guys are dangerous. They’ll make you laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh until BOOM! Suddenly you’re naked.”

—The hot girls who date guys in our TextGod Mentoring Program

Be like the TextGod Mentees and use these funny texts responsibly.

Or irresponsibly, doesn’t matter to me, I love a bit of degeneracy.

  • What am I up to?? Currently at the gym, getting extra handsome. Just don’t ogle me too much ok?
  • Did you know that when two people kiss they create an extra long tube from butthole to butthole? Type YES for more facts from Moi.
  • Thank GOD you also like tacos. Almost unmatched you.
  • Is the bikini picture there to filter out creepos? If so, that’s very clever. Bonus smart points to you.
  • Hello Sarah, I have to warn you, from your pictures I get a sense of multiple personality disorder.
  • Fuck, marry, kill: me, Hitler, me again.
  • You 👉 small. Me 👉 huge.
  • Damn, your profile makes you seem so polished and adventurous. Like the female version of James Bond. I can finally live out my dream of being a Bond Girl now.
  • Wait, you think Friends is better than The Office?!?!? I withdraw my crush.
  • Goodnight, little turd. 🙂
  • You can’t tell me what to do. Dobby is a free elf.
  • Ewwwwww you’re actually so pretty.
  • Would you be up for a phone call later instead of texting? (Secretly hoping you have that deep baritone Morgan Freeman type voice.
  • How dare you make me crush on you and then stay silent for AGES! Please respond.
  • As long as you’re not some 300 lb brick layer catfishing me, then sure, we can grab a drink. When are you free?

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Funny texts that make her like you

  • Yeahhhhhhh that’s usually what girls say before groping me.
  • You like chocolate? Gross. Now I’m not sure if I want to be seen with you in public.
  • You may or may not interpret that in a pervy way.
  • Hey Sarah, been a while since we’ve talked. Sorry, been busy. Anyway, I think I’m pregnant with your child.
  • Quit trying to turn me on. I’m at the gym and probably shouldn’t be walking around with an erection.
  • Did you forget we were in the middle of some intense flirting here? It was just your turn to flirt back and potentially even escalate things.
  • Uh oh – radio silence…….Trapped in a landslide? Kidnapped!? Please respond. Or should I just throw on my cape and tights to come rescue you?
  • Is this your way of falling in love with me?
  • I’d describe myself as charming, ambitious, great butt, with a weakness for candied apples. Something along those lines.
  • Hey Sarah, it’s [your name] from Tinder. Just remember to save my name with 🔥and ❤️s after it.
  • If you are now speechless, then just use sign language to ask me out.
  • Are you free friday? We could grab a drink or seven.
  • Pffft, I bet you say that to all the guys, player.
  • Not really the response I was looking for….a simple “I love you [your name]” would have been perfect.
  • Do I eat pineapple on pizza???? Of course. Momma ain’t raised no bitch.
  • Sarah, please don’t swear, my mom checks my phone.
  • Am I good in bed? Hellll yeah. 4.2 stars on Bangadvisor.com. This year I’m hoping to make it 4.3.

Corny texts to send to your girlfriend

If you’re like one of our Mentees in our TextGod Mentoring Program, you’ve probably had at least one girlfriend by now.

So these texts are for you, to add that slight waft of cheese to spice up your love life.

And for those of you who’ve gotten a girlfriend without our help, you can use these too.

True playas don’t gatekeep.

  • Your body has 65% water and guess what? I am very thirsty at the moment.
  • Baby, if you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple.
  • If you were a browser, you’d be called FireFoxy. P.s. I just vomited a bit in my mouth writing that.
  • Babe are you an appendix? Because I don’t understand you or know how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me feel the urge to make out with you.
  • It’s ok, everyone makes mistakes, no need to blame yourself. Let me do it. 🙂
  • Stop running through my mind, you little Speedy Gonzales.
  • You’re my favorite grubby little monster.
  • Let’s cuddle later so I can steal some of that body heat.
  • Wrote you a quick poem babe. Roses are red. Violets are blue. Whitney Houston is dead. And iiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeiiiiiii will allllwayyyss love youuuuuuoouuuuuu.

Become the funniest texter she knows

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