102 Funny Tinder Jokes to spice up your Tinder convos

Tinder jokes are funny Tinder pick up lines to spice up a conversation. They can be used at the start of a conversation to break the ice, or during your conversations to make things more fun.

If you don’t joke on Tinder at all, things quickly get to serious and boring. While especially on dating apps, you want to maintain a fun and flirty vibe. That’s why understanding how to use Tinder jokes is so important.

In this article you’ll get the best Tinder jokes. No matter if you haven’t even started the conversation with your match, are in the midst of a convo or are trying to get that date. We’ll also cover some jokes you can use in your Tinder bio.

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6 Best Tinder jokes to make her laugh

The best Tinder jokes are spontaneous, smart and witty replies to something she says or a specific situation.

Which involves 1 of 3 things:

  • A funny response to her specific texts (can’t be prepared)
  • Writing funny observations without a punchline
  • Using funny words and phrases

A great Tinder joke demonstrates creative thinking, social intelligence and personality.

Here are the best Tinder jokes based on different situations:

When she’s having a bad day:

  • Just remember, in a few decades from now there will be grandpas named Chad

When she contributes nothing to the conversation:

  • I bet you say that to every guy, player

When she doesn’t want to come over for a date:

  • I only want you to check under my bed for monsters

When she’s in a hurry:

  • You’re in more of a hurry than the the guy who named the vitamins A, B, C, and D

When she tells you about cool stuff she did:

  • I remember doing things once

When she was caught in the rain ‘I got soaking wet’:

  • Women get turned about by the weirdest shit

Do you still find these jokes a bit too context specific? No problem.

I’ve got jokes that work WAY easier on Tinder, for far less effort. Move on to the next tip.

50 Funny Tinder Jokes

Funny Tinder jokes are lines that make your Tinder match laugh.  Use these lines when they fit into the context. Never use them randomly when a conversation went dull. It will feel to try-hard.

  • I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
  • I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me KitKats.
  • I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
  • I wanted to be a doctor, but I didn’t have the patience.
  • Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
  • I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
  • I got a new job at the bakery because I kneaded dough.
  • I told my gym teacher I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.
  • Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
  • Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.
  • I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.
  • A termite walks into the bar and asks, ‘Is the bartender here?’
  • I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
  • I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
  • Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? There was nothing left but de-brie.
  • I would tell you a joke about an elevator, but it’s an uplifting experience.
  • Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.
  • The guy who invented the door knocker got a No-bell prize.
  • I’d tell you a joke about an elevator, but it’s an uplifting experience.
  • I used to have a job as a professional cricket player, but I wasn’t very good at it. I kept getting caught out.
  • I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.
  • I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y.
  • Did you hear about the guy who lost his left side? He’s all right now.
  • I once ate a watch. It was time-consuming.
  • I couldn’t remember how to throw a boomerang, but it came back to me.
  • I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
  • A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, ‘Hey.’ The horse replies, ‘Sure.’
  • Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He needed a little space.
  • I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift, but I couldn’t find a manual.
  • I told a joke about chemistry, but there was no reaction.
  • I’m terrible at math, but I hear calculus is quite integral.
  • I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
  • The future, the present, and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.
  • I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
  • Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
  • I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me KitKats.
  • I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
  • I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
  • I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.
  • Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
  • I told my gym teacher I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.
  • I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey, but then I turned myself around.
  • I told a joke about an elevator, but it was an uplifting experience.
  • I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
  • I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
  • I used to be a baker, but I couldn’t make enough dough.
  • The future, the present, and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.
  • I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift, but I couldn’t find a manual.
  • A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, ‘Hey.’ The horse replies, ‘Sure.’
  • I’m terrible at math, but I hear calculus is quite integral.
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15 Jokes for Tinder openers

If you want to start a conversation with a new Tinder match, a joke can be a good opener. The best joke for starting a Tinder conversation is funny, a challenge, and personal (based on her profile).

If you can’t think of anything, look at these 15 examples of Jokes for Tinder openers.

  • I’m not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us having an interesting conversation.
  • I bet you a coffee you can’t guess my favorite TV show.
  • Here’s a fun fact to start our chat: Did you know a group of flamingos is called a ‘flamboyance’?
  • Quick, what’s the best joke you’ve heard recently?
  • Let’s skip the small talk and go straight to planning our world domination.
  • I have a theory that the best conversations start with a good laugh. Ready to test it out?
  • If I had a dollar for every time I saw someone as intriguing as you, I’d have… well, one dollar.
  • I can’t decide if your profile is more fascinating or if it’s just your smile.
  • Ever wonder what the best opening line on Tinder is? Let’s find out together.
  • I was going to come up with a clever opening line, but your profile left me speechless.
  • You look like someone who enjoys a good adventure. How about a conversation?
  • Here’s a riddle for you: What starts with a match and could end with a laugh?
  • I’m not saying I’m the best catch on Tinder, but your search might be over.
  • Ever met someone who could change your whole day with just one message?
  • I bet you can’t guess what my favorite emoji is. Hint: It’s not what you think.

4 Knock-knock jokes for Tinder

Sometimes people have bios like this: ‘Knock knock jokes welcome.’

Although many knock-knock jokes will put your match off, some are pretty funny.

Here are two examples.

Knock-knock joke 1:

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Smellmop

Smellmop who?

Ielgh! You’re gross!

Knock-knock joke 2:

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Tank

Tank who?

You’re welcome

Knock-knock joke 3:

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Nana

Nana who?

Nana your business, that’s who

Knock-knock joke 4:

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

KGB

KGB who?

Wee wheel ask da questions!

4 Dad jokes for Tinder

A dad joke is an unoriginal silly joke or pun. And it’s a genre of jokes you can easily sprinkle into any conversation.

So let me give you a couple that are easy to squeeze into the convo.

Dad joke 1:

My roommate kicked me out because of my terrible Arnold Scwarzenegger impressions. But don’t worry…

I’ll return

Dad joke 2:

I just found out I have this awful disease where I can’t stop telling airport jokes

The doctor says it’s terminal

Dad joke 3:

wtf. The news said gloves and a mask was enough to go to the supermarket

They lied, everyone else had their clothes on

Dad joke 4:

You know, I’ve asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for

And so far no one has given me a straight answer

Ba dum tss.

10 Tinder bio jokes

Tinder bio jokes are lines you put in your Tinder bio in order to make a potential match laugh and like you.

The right joke is a great way to spice up your Tinder bio.

  • Professional napper. Expert pizza eater. Amateur Tinder swiper.
  • Let’s make a deal: I’ll bring the cheesy jokes, you bring the laughter.
  • If you can make me laugh, I’ll let you have the last slice of pizza.
  • I promise not to steal the covers, but I can’t make the same promise about your fries.
  • Fluent in sarcasm and movie quotes. Swipe right if you can keep up.
  • Here for witty banter, spontaneous adventures, and someone to laugh at my bad puns.
  • On a scale from 1 to 10, I’m probably an 11 with a sense of humor.
  • I’m like a fine wine: aged to perfection and better with pizza.
  • Looking for someone who laughs at their own jokes as much as I do.
  • My ideal date? You, me, and a battle of the wits over tacos.

10 Funny Tinder Pick up lines

Funny Tinder pickup lines are slightly different than Tinder jokes. A pickup line actually has the intention to show interest and create attraction in your match. While a joke is merely meant to make the conversation more fun.

Here are 10 great funny Tinder pick up lines:

  • You must be made of stardust because you’re out of this world.
  • Your profile made me forget my pick-up line.
  • If laughter is the best medicine, your profile cured my bad day.
  • I was feeling a bit off today, but your profile just turned me on.
  • If Tinder had a king and queen, we’d definitely rule together.
  • Forget about Super Like, you deserve a Super Love.
  • Your smile must be a black hole; nothing escapes its charm.
  • Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.
  • If good looks were a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence.
  • Your profile pic broke my screen; you’re too hot to handle.

3 Tinder jokes using GIFs

Tinder jokes using GIFs are easy to use and, when done right, make your match giggle.

You simple use the Tinder’s GIF search bar.

So let me tell you exactly how to turn GIFs into hilarious jokes for your Tinder match.

First of all, avoid the recommended GIFs. They have been used so often, your match has seen them all a million times before.

The most effective is to use GIFs in 1 of 3 ways:

  • As a response to one of her texts
  • As the punchline to one of your texts
  • To show your facial expression and/or body language

Let me give you a few examples of each, which also includes how I found the GIF.

Tinder GIF joke 1:

I’m training to be a doctor

I have a couple doctor friends. They all say you start off serious, but you eventually end up being like

Is it a joke with a punchline? No. But does it make your match laugh? Most likely.

And that’s all you want. How did I find the GIF? I typed in, ‘doctor simpsons’ and voila.

Tinder GIF joke 2:

Hahha, that was clever

It took me many years of dumb to get here

Me as a baby

Which I found by searching for ‘dumb baby’.

Tinder GIF joke 3:

when she says she likes to eat off the plate of her boyfriend:

You better not try that with me’

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