You’re on Tinder and you’re looking for jokes.
Perhaps to break the ice with humor.
Maybe because she wants to hear your best joke.
Or perhaps you just want to be more funny.
Look no further. Here come a boatload of Tinder jokes that will crack her up.
- 23 Stealable Tinder jokes that seem spontaneous
- How to become the wittiest guy in her Tinder inbox
- The easiest jokes for Tinder (+ 6 examples)
- A comedy technique that’s hilarious AND leads the convo to sex
- 10 Lines that always work if you don’t know what to say
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#1-6: When she wants to feel your funny bone
Sometimes girls send you the first text and challenge you to a battle of wits.
Which you may experience as pressure.
“O, no… She’s putting me on the spot…”
But you should be thankful. She’s literally giving you the chance to stand out from all the other Tinder randos.
And armed with this article, you should pass her little test with flying colors.
So let’s get to the good stuff.
I have 6 answers, all with different flavors.
It’s funny because it’s a twist on a known fact. “May contain nuts” is a common warning found on all sorts of food products.
Plus, it’s also slightly sexual because ‘nuts’ obviously refers to your giblets.
Now for #2:
Pretty self explanatory, Not Suitable For Work.
And XXX is two weeks after the current date.
I’m a big fan of this one.
Because it shows you’re not here to just chat.
Now for numero #4:
Another great answer, because it’s clearly sexual: you’re implying you shouldn’t be put in anyone’s mouth unless they’re willing to choke on something.
But you can also get away with it, because you’re not using any dirty language.
Plus, you’re playfully mocking yourself by saying ‘small parts’.
Which shows you don’t take yourself too seriously.
This answer is good, because everyone has an embarrassing drunk story.
Plus, she’ll likely want to know why she shouldn’t mix you with alcohol.
Which gives you the chance to talk about the night that gave you your worst hangover.
Now for the final joke, #6:
Which sets you up for even more jokes.
Because whatever she answers, you can then reply:
Which instantly gives you a little tease that she’ll 169% appreciate.
Although sarcasm usually doesn’t work via text, she’ll know what you’re up to, because you set the expectation of you being sarcastic.
#7-10: Knock-knock jokes
Sometimes women will have bios like this:
Knock knock jokes welcome
Although many knock-knock jokes trigger 90 mph eye-roles, some are pretty funny.
At least, if you’re childish like me.
Which brings me to one of my favs, joke #7:
I like this one for two reasons:
- It’s a doodie joke
- It gets her to break a social norm, so you’re instantly cooler than her
Now for number #8:
Not exactly a knee slapper.
But it’s humorous and gets her to thank you.
Which already shows a little appreciation from her side, and none from yours.
Why is that good?
Because in the early stages of seduction, the person who gets the most interest for the least effort is in the ‘winning’ position.
When we notice someone is not as interested in us as we are in them, we instinctively try to get them to like us more.
Which is why teasing is such a powerful tool.
It playfully pushes her away, which often gets her to chase you a little.
Don’t know how to tease?
My 10 Texts That Always Work have got several copy paste teases.
Put simply, you’re setting yourself up for success.
Anyway, time for knock-knock joke #9:
A knock-knock joke that works well for adults, because it’s not too childish.
In fact, it lets you playfully get a bit dominant.
Which is a trait that most women find attractive in a short-term mate.
I have one final knock-knock joke that legit made me laugh when I first heard it in the series Office US.
But it’s also quite known, so she may have heard it already.
Nontheless, here it comes. Knock-knock joke #10:
“You really find that funny, Louis?…”
As it was done in The Office US? Yes, hilarious.
Check it out for yourself some time: season 5, episode 19.
But first read the next tip, where you’ll find some comedy gold.
#11-15: Best Tinder dad jokes
Even when she doesn’t ask for a joke, women love a man with a sense of humor.
So being funny is a great way to increase your odds of getting a date.
That said, don’t treat your Tinder match as if she’s an audience member of your comedy show and bombard her with your comedy canon.
That’ll only turn her off.
Because women don’t necessarily like jokes with punchlines, they like to laugh.
Jokes are just one of MANY ways to make her snort like a little piggy.
Anyway, if you want to raise attraction, sprinkle in the jokes.
A genre of jokes you can easily sprinkle into any conversation is the…
So let me give you a couple that are easy to squeeze into the convo.
Warning, the next one is a little dark. So only use it if she seems like the type of girl who likes that sort of thing.
Now for a joke that’s best used on girls who like to watch movies.
The next one is for everybody, and will definitely get some ladies to blow some air out their noses.
Okay, let’s do better with #14:
And because 5 jokes is better than 4, here comes #15:
Ba dum tss.
#16-23: Easy jokes to slip into your Tinder convo
If you don’t watch out, your jokes can scare off your Tinder match.
Not just because your joke could be insulting.
But because properly written jokes are too difficult to be natural.
So it shows you’re putting in a lot of effort to impress her.
Try too hard and you may give her the idea that she already has you.
And once she thinks she already has you, she almost always loses interest because the game of seduction is over.
So if you want your jokes to raise interest and attraction, you need to make your jokes feel spontaneous.
Which involves 1 of 3 things:
- A funny response to her specific texts (can’t be prepared)
- Writing funny observations without a punchline
- Using funny words and phrases
Because I broke my crystal ball, I can no longer spy on your Tinder convos. So we’ll have to settle for the last 2 methods.
So here come a few “spontaneous” jokes/funny sentences.
#16 (When she said what she misses most about pre-corona):
#17 (When she tells you about cool stuff she did):
#18 (When she’s mentioned bad stuff about corona):
#19 (When she’s having a bad day)
#20 (When she contributes nothing to the conversation):
#21 (When she doesn’t want to come over for a date):
#22 (When she’s in a hurry):
#23 (When she was caught in the rain):
Do you still find these jokes a bit too context specific?
I’ve got jokes that work WAY easier on Tinder, for far less effort.
Check out the next tip.
#24-29: The easiest jokes for Tinder
The easiest Tinder jokes cost minor to zero effort.
And can almost always be used to add fun to your conversation.
Plus, you don’t have to type out a single word.
Sound too good to be true?
Doesn’t have to be.
Not if you…
Before I give you some dynamite content, an essential rule:
- If your content is longer than 20 seconds, it’s too long! Scrap it
If she’s like the rest of us, she spends most of her time studying and/or working.
So if she clicks on her Tinder notification and sees a video that’s too big of a time investment, she likely won’t watch it, let alone reply to it.
But if you keep it brief, she’ll quickly consume your video like an M&M, text back and continue her day with a smile on her face.
Now you know how to get her to watch your borrowed content, onto the videos.
Some are more contextual than others, but more important is that you get a good idea of what works.
Let’s start with our first video.
If she ever says something about her dark side, tell her you found a video of her as a kid #24:
You can inject the next funny clip into the conversation whenever you want, #25:
A look into the future, #26:
When she says something you like #27:
When your insta is fire, #28:
When you love McDonald’s, #29:
And it really didn’t cost me much effort.
Whenever you find a short video that makes you laugh, save it to your phone or YouTube playlist.
And whip it out when the time is right.
#30-39: My very best Tinder lines
Over my many, many years of meeting girls online, I noticed something interesting.
Most girls ask similar questions and respond in predictable ways.
Which means certain texts almost always have good results.
And that I don’t have to work so hard to come up with original material for every new conversation.
Why is any of this relevant to you?
Well, I analyzed my texts and took out the 10 most successful lines that worked every time.
Then I put those 10 texts in a neat package that I’m now offering to you for free.
What can you expect?
- Funny answers to boring and common questions
- Stealable lines to tease her with
- How to ask her out
- How to slide into her DMs
- And more
Now it’s time for…
#40-42: Tinder jokes that make you stand out
These Tinder jokes are the easiest of all.
Because it doesn’t require any remembering like with the earlier videos.
You can use the next Tinder jokes in the heat of the moment.
What is this magical joke machine?
Tinder’s GIF search bar.
Before you skip over to the next tip, because you think you’re a GIF lord, a warning:
Although GIFs are amazing at making girls laugh over text, they’re also great at ruining the conversation.
If you don’t know what you’re doing, GIFS can easily:
- Bore her
- Confuse her
- Insult her
So let me tell you exactly how to turn GIFs into hilarious jokes for your Tinder match.
First of all, avoid the recommended GIFs.
Every guy hits her up with the most viral GIF, so she’s seen it all a zillion times before.
Which kills the fantasy that you may be “that special guy”.
If you want to make yourself her Tinder crush, you need to use GIFs differently.
The most effective is to use GIFs in 1 of 3 ways:
- As a response to one of her texts
- As the punchline to one of your texts
- To show your facial expression and/or body language
Let me give you a few examples of each, which also includes how I found the GIF.
Here’s Tinder joke #40 (a response to one of her texts):
Is it a joke with a punchline?
But does it get her to laugh?
And that’s all you want.
How did I find the GIF?
I typed in, ‘doctor simpsons’ and voila.
Anyway, I’m going to replace the GIFs with stills because I don’t want to use up all the bandwidth of my smartphone readers.
Now for Tinder joke #41:
Which I found by searching for ‘dumb baby’.
Tinder joke #42 (when she says she likes to eat off the plate of her boyfriend):
Do you see how easily GIFs inject humor into the conversation?
The best thing is that it’s unplanned and feels like an impromptu joke.
As opposed to the oneliners from before.
Do you find it difficult to come up with good ideas for gifs in the spur of the moment?
Check out the next tip for advice on how to be more spontaneous.
#43-45: How to be more funny on Tinder
If you put in the work, this tip can turn you into the most witty guy in her Tinder inbox.
And become the dude she wants to invite over for bedroom calisthenics.
Home workouts are the best.
Where do you start?
By stealing my 3 killer ingredients that I use to write my own funny and flirty Tinder lines.
Which you can find here, in my article on pick up lines that always impress.
Or if you prefer, you can learn all about my powerful ingredients of seduction in my YouTube video.
Where you’ll also get a peek into my Tinder conversations.
Check it out here:
#46-47: A funny way to sexualize your Tinder convo
The next example shows how to set up your first text, so it leads to a hilarious punchline on the second text, no matter how she replies.
Which is a great strategy.
Especially if you aren’t confident in your banter.
I call it the magician technique.
You’ve probably seen performers on television who do card tricks.
The routine is always the same:
“Pick a card, any card.”
Ever wonder how the performer can find that card?
Because the card is irrelevant.
So what is relevant?
Simple! The setup of the magician does all the work.
Which is exactly what our next bro on Tinder did.
He executed a Tinder trick he planned to a tee:
To keep it in perspective, this Tinder conversation is like one of those trick shot videos.
You know, the videos where someone stands on top of a huge dam with a basketball, and shoots it into a hoop hundreds of feet below?
The failed attempts range in the thousands, but you only see the one video where it works.
This conversation is the same.
Most women will get super pissed, or just unmatch you.
But this girl likes it and replies:
If you want to make the magician technique as effective as possible, you need to make the next tweak.
Instead of ending your text on the sexual, for example, “I’d fuck you”.
You end your text on the joke, “I’d fuck you… up in mario kart.”
That way she’ll instantly recognize you’re joking.
And you won’t be arrested by the Tinder cops.
The beauty of this series of texts is that it sounds SUPER sexual.
But actually isn’t.
So she’ll see images of sex in her mind.
Even though the conversation is PG-13.
Which makes it easier for you to steer the convo to the date.
That almost wraps up Tinder Jokes That Crack Her Up.
But before I sign off, I have one last present for you.
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